Couples Online

... "Off to Secrets in Devon for the first time on the 25th - excited! Torquay Fri-Monday for anyone else ;-) "

... "Why do folk wink or send a message if they have their profile hidden?! Jesus, at least let us see what kinda thing's turn you on!"

... "No better morning than playing with your bullet :)"

... "Child free Thursday, Friday and Saturday next week! Bring on the fun ;)"

... "After the wkends no shows total friends clear out as most have no intention of meeting only looking to perv on pics sorry to genuine ppl."

... "Looking for fun with friendly and respectful people."

... ""NaughtyCoupleStockton". 1 day old profile, abrupt message and odd photo then block you secs after. Waste of time and creepy to boot. Beware."

... "Chic will be at Eurekas this weekend with her stall. Come and say hello and see if she can tempt you with a bargain. Message us if you want more info."

... "Have you ever embarrassed yourself so much when d*unk with friends that you may never go out in public again? "

... "T loves the bottle lol"

... "Anyone want to use my man? Love him telling me all about it xx"

... "Any body looking tonight? X"

... "Hung male or couple for Tuesday night please"

... "Roses are red Poems are hard Happy Anniversary Babe I didn’t get you a card!!"

... "Does anyone organise private parties for a younger crowd?"

... "No boat trips for two weeks please don’t forget our party at stay n play next weekend 31st - 1st, if you’ve not got your invite please get in touch"