The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: OK
	Great night at VA for Halloween and our 2nd visit. Very busy night and we like this club but the music is so loud that you can't talk anywhere near the bar area resulting in the couples area being a quiet room. On such a busy night it was hard to find anywhere to play as everyone comes away from the bar area to talk. We was going to use the hot tub but seeing so much play in there we decided against as didn't know what was floating in there. A great club but needs the music turning down a bit and a no play rule in the hot tub. The mixed toilets work well but ladies have a long wait and the gents have 2 seperate toilet areas. Our main gripe was the A1 was closed so we drove around for 30 minutes trying alternative routes to find out we could get through the roadworks, some notice when booking would have been appreciated. Date: 3 November 2025

Rating: OK

Great night at VA for Halloween and our 2nd visit. Very busy night and we like this club but the music is so loud that you can't talk anywhere near the bar area resulting in the couples area being a quiet room. On such a busy night it was hard to find anywhere to play as everyone comes away from the bar area to talk. We was going to use the hot tub but seeing so much play in there we decided against as didn't know what was floating in there. A great club but needs the music turning down a bit and a no play rule in the hot tub. The mixed toilets work well but ladies have a long wait and the gents have 2 seperate toilet areas. Our main gripe was the A1 was closed so we drove around for 30 minutes trying alternative routes to find out we could get through the roadworks, some notice when booking would have been appreciated.

Date: 3 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Our first visit to VA was the Halloween party last night. It was packed and great to see so many making such a stellar effort with costumes, as well as the club's spooky decor - 10/10! What lets the club down is the hygiene standards, aside from the fact that play is allowed in the hot tub, the toilets were filthy and smelled like a pigsty as the night went on. As others have mentioned, please sort this out! Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: OK

Our first visit to VA was the Halloween party last night. It was packed and great to see so many making such a stellar effort with costumes, as well as the club's spooky decor - 10/10! What lets the club down is the hygiene standards, aside from the fact that play is allowed in the hot tub, the toilets were filthy and smelled like a pigsty as the night went on. As others have mentioned, please sort this out!

Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Halloween weekend at VA - WOW! One of our best weekends EVER in the lifestyle (14 years not newbies)! Both the Friday night & Saturday parties were brilliant with fantastic music, friendly, welcoming staff and a brilliant crowd of people in amazing outfits. VA is such a magical place, a complete escape from the day-to-day and always at the top of our “go to” list. Thank you Jules, Chris, Emma, Karen, Neil & all the team for all your hard work. We will be back soon! A&A x Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Halloween weekend at VA - WOW! One of our best weekends EVER in the lifestyle (14 years not newbies)! Both the Friday night & Saturday parties were brilliant with fantastic music, friendly, welcoming staff and a brilliant crowd of people in amazing outfits. VA is such a magical place, a complete escape from the day-to-day and always at the top of our “go to” list. Thank you Jules, Chris, Emma, Karen, Neil & all the team for all your hard work. We will be back soon! A&A x

Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	VA2 Halloween weekender…. Just amazing, two nights and fantastic atmosphere. The venue as with every event decked out so well for the event, staff dressed to impress and add to the themed night. Bi-night, still one of the best bi nights we have been to and Halloween adds to event. Big shout out to Neil for his fabulous vibe and all the super friendly staff. Lots of action in every room and what fun in the dungeon, gloryholes and the main play rooms. Lots of bi action which was great to watch, and some amazing outfits to boot! Saturday night which was SOLD OUT was fantastic. So many people dressing up which certainly made the atmosphere for the night. Super friendly and the theme certainly breaks the ice when chatting to people. Music was fabulous and so much play in every room. What a fantastic weekend and thoroughly recommend. Super thanks to Jules, Chris, Emma, Neil and the team at VA2. See you all again soon! Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous

VA2 Halloween weekender…. Just amazing, two nights and fantastic atmosphere.

The venue as with every event decked out so well for the event, staff dressed to impress and add to the themed night.

Bi-night, still one of the best bi nights we have been to and Halloween adds to event. Big shout out to Neil for his fabulous vibe and all the super friendly staff. Lots of action in every room and what fun in the dungeon, gloryholes and the main play rooms. Lots of bi action which was great to watch, and some amazing outfits to boot!

Saturday night which was SOLD OUT was fantastic. So many people dressing up which certainly made the atmosphere for the night. Super friendly and the theme certainly breaks the ice when chatting to people. Music was fabulous and so much play in every room.

What a fantastic weekend and thoroughly recommend. Super thanks to Jules, Chris, Emma, Neil and the team at VA2. See you all again soon!

Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fun
	The VA bi night is my favourite night of the month! I had a great time at the Halloween event on Friday. The staff are friendly, the DJ is great, and there are plenty of spaces to chat and play - I love that all of the play areas are open, too. Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: OK
	I feel nit enough money getting bumped back into this club..lovely people who you could meet at any club though. The staff are friendly but they get paid for that..drink prices very fair indeed.. I find it mad to allow glass rather than plastics as after 11.30pm ish lots of people are bare footed..so when a glass gets smashed its not great. The toilets are a disgrace especially when bare feet and wading through piss!! Djs great.. May go back, may not.. Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: OK

I feel nit enough money getting bumped back into this club..lovely people who you could meet at any club though. The staff are friendly but they get paid for that..drink prices very fair indeed..

I find it mad to allow glass rather than plastics as after 11.30pm ish lots of people are bare footed..so when a glass gets smashed its not great.

The toilets are a disgrace especially when bare feet and wading through piss!!

Djs great..

May go back, may not..

Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: OK
	Great club, great facilities and reasonably priced but unfortunately not really a bi event. Too many couples turning their noses up at anyone looking to play except for other couples or single biological females. At least gay, trans and pansexuals are allowed in, and the staff are absolutely wonderful and fully inclusive..... Just same old story, hetro play isn't always best tho, complete interaction is so much more important, will go again, but social event only really, hugs n kisses Deeds x Date: 1 November 2025

Rating: OK

Great club, great facilities and reasonably priced but unfortunately not really a bi event. Too many couples turning their noses up at anyone looking to play except for other couples or single biological females. At least gay, trans and pansexuals are allowed in, and the staff are absolutely wonderful and fully inclusive..... Just same old story, hetro play isn't always best tho, complete interaction is so much more important, will go again, but social event only really, hugs n kisses Deeds x

Date: 1 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant night at VA, this time for halloween bi night! Great vibes, great music and plenty of action ?? Date: 1 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited VA on October 18th. This was my first Swingers club and it certainly went be my last. Me & my fwb had an absolute blast. We can't wait to go again. Date: 29 October 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a fabulous night on Saturday, our first visit but definitely not our last. We were very nervous, met by warmth and friendliness by all the staff, an amazing place, immaculate, clean with a very relaxed atmosphere. Thank you to everyone, see you soon Date: 7 October 2025

Rating: OK
	Lovely staff very friendly crowd Only flaws are overall cleanliness and the toilets in particular are really grim Ideally they need separate ladies and gents toilet facilities and at the very least someone to maintain and clean throughout the evening Great club but please sort out the toilets Date: 4 October 2025

Rating: OK
	Attended www event at va Friday was a great day all round staff great as always i look forward to see you soon Date: 28 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing venue it’s perfectly laid out, tastefully decorated and lots of great rooms for playing. I will definitely be returning. Probably one of the best venues I’ve been to in a long time. Staff are amazing, really friendly energy I will be back. Thanks plus the shuttle bus from the hotel helps. Highly recommended thanks for a great night x Date: 27 September 2025

Rating: Fun
	We visited for the first time on Saturday night and although the club was a little quiet (possibly due to the closure of the A1) we managed to have lots of fun. The club itself was very clean and staff were extremely friendly. There were several couples that were hot ?? as hell and we were lucky enough to be joined by the hottest of them all enjoying our first soft swapping experience. Disappointed we didn't get contact details from the sexy people we met so if you recognise us please say hi. We will definitely be back once the A1 has reopened. X Date: 22 September 2025

Rating: Fun

We visited for the first time on Saturday night and although the club was a little quiet (possibly due to the closure of the A1) we managed to have lots of fun. The club itself was very clean and staff were extremely friendly.

There were several couples that were hot ?? as hell and we were lucky enough to be joined by the hottest of them all enjoying our first soft swapping experience. Disappointed we didn't get contact details from the sexy people we met so if you recognise us please say hi.

We will definitely be back once the A1 has reopened. X

Date: 22 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We had our first visit to VA on Saturday 13th September. We were quite nervous for our first ever club. The staff made us feel very welcome and relaxed. We got a tour on entry. The staff couldn’t be more helpful. Met some very friendly and sexy people and we’ll definitely go back. Would highly recommend this place Date: 19 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA 30th August, we have been a few times now, never felt so comfortable, hot, sexy and we just relaxed and enjoyed ourselves! Thank you to the amazing couples we met on the night, hardcore sex in the hot tub was orgasmic. We can’t wait for the next time.. xxx Date: 7 September 2025

Rating: Fun
	First time at VA last night we was greeted with a very warm welcome from the staff. The club was clean and spacious with a great bar and dance floor with lots of seating areas, many beds to enjoy getting naughty on. They have a large hot tub which was really popular We will definitely be going back, had a fantastic night Date: 7 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	I recently attended Vanilla Alternative club visiting from London first time. Was given a warm welcome when i arrived for the Bi Night event, and venue is nice and clean. Loved the play areas and the atmosphere is full of fun friendly guys and girls. I couldn't help myself so I started pole dancing everyone loved it and the atmosphere was buzzing with positive sexy energy. I have attended many clubs, and i must say do not give this one a miss. The VA Club is unique. I loved it, and I can't wait to return. Date: 6 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous

I recently attended Vanilla Alternative club visiting from London first time. Was given a warm welcome when i arrived for the Bi Night event, and venue is nice and clean. Loved the play areas and the atmosphere is full of fun friendly guys and girls. I couldn't help myself so I started pole dancing everyone loved it and the atmosphere was buzzing with positive sexy energy. I have attended many clubs, and i must say do not give this one a miss. The VA Club is unique. I loved it, and I can't wait to return.

Date: 6 September 2025

Rating: OK
	Great couples night Saturday 30th . Only shame was we didn’t get some contact details from some of you gorgeous naughty lot who met us in the pool . Date: 1 September 2025

Rating: OK
	Attended www event yesterday great time all round club and hosts were brilliant as always cannot wait to attend again till next time. Date: 30 August 2025

Rating: Fun
	Attended What Women Want party at VA yesterday, was our first time at the club. What a great club and even better hosts, hosts made us feel welcome from walking in, gave us the tour which was fab, introduced us to people and really made us feel like they wanted us there. Club was clean and well spaced out, like the open play areas and really looking forward to attending another of these parties in the future You guys smashed it! Thanks for having us Date: 30 August 2025

Rating: Fun

Attended What Women Want party at VA yesterday, was our first time at the club.

What a great club and even better hosts, hosts made us feel welcome from walking in, gave us the tour which was fab, introduced us to people and really made us feel like they wanted us there.

Club was clean and well spaced out, like the open play areas and really looking forward to attending another of these parties in the future

You guys smashed it!

Thanks for having us

Date: 30 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow really like this venue, attended a whole day event in the sunshine (what woman want) and had an amazing experience with a FWB. We will definitely be making a return visit and we are from Devon so it’s worth the 4 hour road trip for a naughty weekend. Loved the outside area and big open play spaces! Fantastic currently in our top two of UK venues! Date: 29 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	I’ve been to VA a few times now and I always forget to leave a review. VA is a fantastic club, with great members of staff, everyone there is lovely. The people attending the club were also very friendly and easy to chat to. I really like attending VA, can’t wait to go there again. Date: 28 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our very first time at a club, and Vanilla Alternative was the perfect place to pop that cherry. From the moment we arrived, we were made to feel welcome and at ease. The lovely Brian gave us a tour of the venue, which really helped calm the nerves and gave us a sense of what to expect. We’d heard it was a quieter night for a Friday, but honestly, that worked perfectly for us as newbies—it gave us the chance to explore the space at our own pace and have some great chats with other friendly guests. We started with a drink in the bar where the staff were warm and welcoming, which definitely helped take the edge off. We then wandered outside to the garden area, which had a more relaxed vibe and made it even easier to strike up conversations. After another drink and feeling the mood shift, Al led me into the dungeon where we had our first ever play on the spanking bench—so much fun and a definite highlight. Feeling adventurous, we moved on to the couples room, where a few others were already playing. Watching and being watched added a whole new level of excitement, and it spurred us on to enjoy our own moment right there. We’d also loosely arranged to meet another couple we’d been chatting to on FAB, so it was a lovely surprise to spot them in the bar later in the night. Things naturally progressed, and we ended up continuing the night together, exploring more of the club—including the hot tub—and each other in the couples room. All in all, it was an unforgettable night full of firsts, fun, and fantastic people. Vanilla Alternative is definitely a top spot for anyone curious about the scene or looking to take their first steps—it felt safe, welcoming, and just the right mix of naughty and nice. We can’t wait cum again!! Date: 23 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

This was our very first time at a club, and Vanilla Alternative was the perfect place to pop that cherry. From the moment we arrived, we were made to feel welcome and at ease. The lovely Brian gave us a tour of the venue, which really helped calm the nerves and gave us a sense of what to expect.

We’d heard it was a quieter night for a Friday, but honestly, that worked perfectly for us as newbies—it gave us the chance to explore the space at our own pace and have some great chats with other friendly guests.

We started with a drink in the bar where the staff were warm and welcoming, which definitely helped take the edge off. We then wandered outside to the garden area, which had a more relaxed vibe and made it even easier to strike up conversations.

After another drink and feeling the mood shift, Al led me into the dungeon where we had our first ever play on the spanking bench—so much fun and a definite highlight. Feeling adventurous, we moved on to the couples room, where a few others were already playing. Watching and being watched added a whole new level of excitement, and it spurred us on to enjoy our own moment right there.

We’d also loosely arranged to meet another couple we’d been chatting to on FAB, so it was a lovely surprise to spot them in the bar later in the night. Things naturally progressed, and we ended up continuing the night together, exploring more of the club—including the hot tub—and each other in the couples room.

All in all, it was an unforgettable night full of firsts, fun, and fantastic people. Vanilla Alternative is definitely a top spot for anyone curious about the scene or looking to take their first steps—it felt safe, welcoming, and just the right mix of naughty and nice.

We can’t wait cum again!!

Date: 23 August 2025

Rating: OK
	Our first night at VA and staying at the hotel did not disappoint. Loved the feel of the club and found people very friendly. Had a guided tour of the club from one of the regular members. We tried the dungeon, all the rooms and the jacuzzi and had fun everywhere! Bar staff were by far the friendliest we’ve come across at a club. Laura even gave the resident cat a veterinary check over due to noticing a lame paw! :) Finished our night back in the room with another hotel resident for a very sexy first for us! ;) We’ll definitely be back!! Date: 18 August 2025

Rating: OK

Our first night at VA and staying at the hotel did not disappoint. Loved the feel of the club and found people very friendly. Had a guided tour of the club from one of the regular members. We tried the dungeon, all the rooms and the jacuzzi and had fun everywhere! Bar staff were by far the friendliest we’ve come across at a club.

Laura even gave the resident cat a veterinary check over due to noticing a lame paw! :)

Finished our night back in the room with another hotel resident for a very sexy first for us! ;)

We’ll definitely be back!!

Date: 18 August 2025

Rating: OK
	Had a great night at va Saturday staff were great as all ways and I look forward to attending again soon. Date: 18 August 2025

Rating: OK
	Went to my first club ever last night at VA. Was amazing, bit nervous at first but the staff made me feel at ease. Settled down to observe how things worked and aoon stripped off and got into the hot tub where there was some very horny action. Was asked to join by a lovely couple up from the South West and had a splendid time! Date: 16 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	attended todays milf club...glorious weather meant the outside area was in full swing, literally....great to see some many couples enjoying themselves today, and thank as always to the team for organising things so well. Date: 13 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first night, and it won't be the last. Great venue, very clean, and loads of great play areas. The people there were gorgeous. We had some wonderful fun, and can't wait till the next visit Date: 10 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	amazing FOF we had can't wait to go again full of sexy people Date: 7 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great time had at the Festival of Fun, the staff always go above and beyond to make the guests enjoy themselves. We can’t praise this club high enough, our favourite by far. Date: 6 August 2025

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