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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Pirate Campout – Stratford, 19–21 June 🔥

2 nights of rum, revelry & questionable decisions…

Dress code: Naughty pirates only ☠️

Expect: Drinking games, dares, music & a little chaos…

No landlubbers. No excuses. Just good people & wild vibes.

Bring your booze, your party tent/van/motorhome… and your alter ego.

(Small fee to cover pitch costs)

First of 2026.

New site to us with a social area and showers etc.

FRIENDLY COUPLES/SINGLES REQUIRED

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By *lay-full-funCouple 11 weeks ago

stockport

Oh we be there x

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By *iavelmanMan 11 weeks ago

Worcester

This looks like fun!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge


"This looks like fun!"
well it comes down to the guests on the weekend ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge

SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD 🍻

19–21 June | 2-Night Pirate Campout 🏕️🔥

Prepare for a weekend of rum, revelry & seriously poor decisions…

Dress code: Pirates only (the cheekier, the better ☠️)

What’s in store: Drinking games, dares, music & mischief

Pitch up, bring your crew & your best pirate alter ego.

No landlubbers allowed.

(Small fee to cover pitch costs)

Large bbq area with seating

Showers with dryers

Social area with heating

Space for 40 units ie tents /camper/ caravan/motorhomes only

Dont miss out

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By *razypottsCouple 11 weeks ago

Worcestershire

What do you call small pitch fee???

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By *iavelmanMan 11 weeks ago

Worcester


"This looks like fun! well it comes down to the guests on the weekend ..

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How do I book?

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By *razyeyes81Man 11 weeks ago

hamilton

Will there be a treasure hunt

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge


"Will there be a treasure hunt "

Of course..all pirates love a treasure hunt!!

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By *razyeyes81Man 11 weeks ago

hamilton


"Will there be a treasure hunt

Of course..all pirates love a treasure hunt!!"

Sounds like it will be a swashbuckling weekend with bounty a plenty for all.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge

Shipfaced in Stratford

Get your tent, motorhome, vans out for this amazing weekend.

Only 40 spaces

Lots planned??

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By *lay-full-funCouple 11 weeks ago

stockport

Booked ours can't wait these are a amazing events lots of fun don't Miss out get yours booked in soon these events sell out fast x

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

This sounds so good, our tent is quite big, any size restrictions.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge


"This sounds so good, our tent is quite big, any size restrictions."
how big is it please ..?

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 11 weeks ago

sexy town

We shall be there ...

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge

Campers ...cheap site with a group of swingers ..who else is joining us

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By *eanie1000Man 11 weeks ago

Banbury

Would love to. Just DM’d you for booking details. Rx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

on the edge

Couples and select singles ..come say hello and i will share more info...all but the site ..that youll know week if event.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 10 weeks ago

on the edge

Sales going well over a quarter pitches GONE ..get yours asap

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By *iavelmanMan 10 weeks ago

Worcester

That’s me booked!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 10 weeks ago

on the edge

To add to the weekend we have secured a FABULOUS LOCAL ROCK BAND to entertain us SAT NIGHT ...40 pitches only 23 left now!@

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By * and BCouple 10 weeks ago

Durham

Woohoo, booked and fully paid

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By *otUKCoupleMan 10 weeks ago

Iver

Thanks for signing me up guys, very much looking forward to meeting everyone...

Si x

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 10 weeks ago

on the edge


"Thanks for signing me up guys, very much looking forward to meeting everyone...

Si x"

The list has lots of hot guests mmmmm 🔥

Are you joining us 8 weeks to plan now

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By *odka StormCouple 9 weeks ago

somewhere near you

We will be attending this one for sure! Can't keep a good pirate down!!!

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By * and BCouple 9 weeks ago

Durham

Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge


"Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh "
oh I can see you're going to be fun or is that trouble hehe x love it !!

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By * and BCouple 9 weeks ago

Durham


"Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh oh I can see you're going to be fun or is that trouble hehe x love it !! "

Haha, you will find out when we arrive

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge

Here's a joke

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?

A bloody arm and leg !!

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By *odka StormCouple 9 weeks ago

somewhere near you

And pirate's earrings are only 2 dollars a pair . . . . . .

Not bad for a buccaneer!!

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By *lay-full-funCouple 9 weeks ago

stockport

Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty

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By *razyeyes81Man 9 weeks ago

hamilton

How do pirates keep their lower half warm? With plunderwear.

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 9 weeks ago

Wakefield

We have attended most of _ude camping events and they have all been awsome. A fabulous weekend spent with fabulous company and amazing shenanigans. So looking forwards to this one xx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge

Why are pirates great singers?

Because the always hit the high C's

Hehe ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge


"We have attended most of _ude camping events and they have all been awsome. A fabulous weekend spent with fabulous company and amazing shenanigans. So looking forwards to this one xx"
such a lovely post ..this couple are the kind of guests we love joining us ..easy going ..no expectations and very friendly too. And everytime they say how are you going to top the last event ...but we do!!!

Dont miss out on this very friendly campsite with all the facilities we need whatever the weather x

Pitch fees apply

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By *orth and NotnorthCouple 9 weeks ago

reading

Why are pirates never completely happy? Well everything's alright in the main I suppose....

See you all there.

The Ns

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By *ere MortalsCouple 9 weeks ago

Motorhome city

Hi all,

Just bought our “ ships passage” destination unknown but we are up for it 😎

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By *razyeyes81Man 9 weeks ago

hamilton

Hope you all have a rule person to say a certain word or do something has to take 10 lashings if someone of the captains choice

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By *ere MortalsCouple 9 weeks ago

Motorhome city

Forgot to say, please feel free to message us prior to boarding, we don’t bite but please put “Stratford “ at the beginning of your message because we may miss it. I’m sure you all get over 300 messages a day and it can get rather a chore to wade through them all.

Thanks

James & Shloobs

Xxx

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 9 weeks ago

sexy town

Where do pirates buy there hooks?

From a secondhand shop

Haha

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge

Who is looking to WALK THE PLANK??

Best get promoting the event as your status ALL HANDS TO THE DECK!!

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By *lay-full-funCouple 9 weeks ago

stockport

Lol it be fun watching me walk the plank lol

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

on the edge

Prepare to get SHIPFACED

Boarding HAS BEGUN

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By *lack ButterflyWoman 9 weeks ago

leeds

Looking forward to this!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers.

The bartender says, “What’s that?”

Pirate says, “Arrr… it’s driving me nuts!”

8 weeks ONLY to join the SHIPFACED CREW

OVER 25 PITCHES GONE!!

Dont miss this weekend!!

signed ....CAPTAIN BLU!!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge


"Looking forward to this!"
Another Beauty and her partner added to the crew.

Row row row your boat!!

Or end up walking the plank!!

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By *ere MortalsCouple 8 weeks ago

Motorhome city

It will be our first time, so please be gentle 🤭

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge


"It will be our first time, so please be gentle 🤭"
you are Mere Motals ?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge

Float, float, float our boat

Rocking side to side,

If you spot a sexy pirate there,

Ask them for a ride 😉

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge


"And pirate's earrings are only 2 dollars a pair . . . . . .

Not bad for a buccaneer!!"

OMG I HAVE JUST GOT THIS PMSL ..any more??

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By *orth and NotnorthCouple 8 weeks ago

reading

What is hairy and scary with 8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates!

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By *inky pineapple partysCouple 8 weeks ago

all over the country

We will be there as always, they are great events

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By *eauNaturelMan 8 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"What is hairy and scary with 8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates! "

Why are pirates always so angry? Cos they Aaar

What is the only letter in the Pirate's alphabet? R

What does a pirate say when they see a baby? Aaaaah

I'll stop now 😂☠️⚔️

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By *inky pineapple partysCouple 8 weeks ago

all over the country

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By *ormatoneCouple 8 weeks ago

north notts

We always look forward to these events. They are great and lots of fun with lots a giggles 😃. Blu always goes above and beyond. See you soon in blackpool at our event. X

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By *eauNaturelMan 8 weeks ago

Malmesbury

I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge


"I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️"
i have responded .. from past experience a 2 man tent doesn't fit the criteria for a party weekend

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By *eauNaturelMan 8 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️i have responded .. from past experience a 2 man tent doesn't fit the criteria for a party weekend "

Fair point, I fully understand. I'm guessing that in this case size really does matter 📏⛺☹️

Thank you for your response though - have a Fab-tastic event.

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 8 weeks ago

sexy town

Why did the pirate cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide

Loving the jokes 😃

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge

If anyone wants to bring additional guests in their tent/van its extra ££ per person/ per night min of 2 nights.

And they must be on Fab too.

Please ask for more details

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

Are we able to just do one night?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge


"Are we able to just do one night?"
come see what availability we have nearer the date and if we have spaces

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By *eauNaturelMan 8 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"If anyone wants to bring additional guests in their tent/van its extra ££ per person/ per night min of 2 nights.

And they must be on Fab too.

Please ask for more details "

I'd love to be someone's guest, I'm happy to pay the additional fee of course. I'm an able seaman and more than happy to splice a main brace when required to do so 😀

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 8 weeks ago

sexy town

Hope our weekend is blessed with nice weather but what ever the outcome we have everything covered x

Camper van owners

Tent dwellers

Caravan owners

ONLY 6 weeks now

ALL WELCOME

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

on the edge

More guests added today ...

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 7 weeks ago

sexy town

And more again ..

Only 6 wks now ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 7 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Oi you… yeah YOU.

The crew’s filling up fast and it’s already looking like absolute chaos (the good kind 🍻)

If you’re not on the list yet… what are you even doing?

Join the crew, bring your best pirate energy, and prepare to get properly shipfaced ☠️

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By *eauNaturelMan 7 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"Hope our weekend is blessed with nice weather but what ever the outcome we have everything covered x

Camper van owners

Tent dwellers

Caravan owners

ONLY 6 weeks now

ALL WELCOME*

"

* Size is important, no dwellers of small tents or pirates with rubber dinghies or rowing boats, only those in possession of a marquee or a Man-of-War!!!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 7 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ The crew list just keeps getting better…

Names are going down

Plans are getting messy

And this is shaping up to be one for the books 🍻

If you’re thinking about it… this is your sign.

Get your name on the list before it’s too late ☠️

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By *veragejoe47Man 7 weeks ago

oxford

Looking forward to joining you and everyone at the event

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 7 weeks ago

Curvy town

Count me in. Single lady. Looking forward to the fun and games.

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By *eauNaturelMan 7 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"Count me in. Single lady. Looking forward to the fun and games. "

Do you need a shipmate? Happy to scrub your decks and hoist your main sail 😉

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By *enuinefriendlyguyMan 7 weeks ago

Holmes chapel

Hi I'd like to come .

How do I join

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By *arwickshire_GentMan 7 weeks ago

Alcester

Count me in, I would love to attend if there are spaces.

How do I go about signing up?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 7 weeks ago

on the edge


"Count me in, I would love to attend if there are spaces.

How do I go about signing up? "

just message Rude Camping for booking info ..NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE !!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 7 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Oi you… yeah YOU.

The crew’s filling up fast and it’s already looking like absolute chaos (the good kind 🍻)

If you’re not on the list yet… what are you even doing?

Join the crew, bring your best pirate energy, and prepare to get properly shipfaced ☠️

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By *layfulduoCouple 7 weeks ago

Ciren

We will be there, it will be fab to catch up with this fun group

G & S

Xx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 7 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD UPON AVON 🏴‍☠️

The crew list is already looking 🔥

Don’t be the one hearing about it after…

⚓ Pirates are signing up

🍻 Rum is waiting

🎸 The deck will be rocking

All we’re missing… is YOU.

Last call to join the crew — message now before the ship sails ☠️

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By * and BCouple 7 weeks ago

Durham

Hoist up them sails and fill them with the wind that will sail us all to Freedom...... Naughty Freedom may we add

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 7 weeks ago

Wakefield

Yet another amazing weekend to look forwards to. Can’t come quick enough as all the previous _ude camping events have been amazing, fun and filthy xx

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 6 weeks ago

sexy town

Less than 5 weeks now ..

🏴‍☠️ The crew list just keeps getting better…

Names are going down

Plans are getting messy

And this is shaping up to be one for the books 🍻

If you’re thinking about it… this is your sign.

Get your name on the list before it’s too late ☠️

Last spaces now

DONT MISS OUT!!

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 6 weeks ago

Curvy town

I'm happy to play that game Looking forward to seeing everyone. This is my 3rd event with these beautiful people. Cannot wait to walk the plank into a weekend of fun.

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By *irdlover69Man 6 weeks ago

SE London

Excited to get to my first one of these... with some rum, terrible jokes and eager to explore some coves. Look forward to meeting you all!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

on the edge

Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE

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By *aidbacklookingMan 6 weeks ago

evesham


"Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE "

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By *aidbacklookingMan 6 weeks ago

evesham


"Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE "

Love to come along if possible?

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By *odka StormCouple 6 weeks ago

somewhere near you

Our pirate outfits are coming together nicely . . . . .

Just need some Floggin' Molly cd's

(Pirate rock band, with wonderfully dubious lyrics!)

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By * and BCouple 5 weeks ago

Durham


"Our pirate outfits are coming together nicely . . . . .

Just need some Floggin' Molly cd's

(Pirate rock band, with wonderfully dubious lyrics!)"

Great band, we seen them a few years ago at a venue in Newcastle

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

on the edge


"Our pirate outfits are coming together nicely . . . . .

Just need some Floggin' Molly cd's

(Pirate rock band, with wonderfully dubious lyrics!)"

i will check this out ..thanks guys

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ NAUGHTY PIRATES OF STRATFORD 🏴‍☠️

Gather ye rogues from near and far,

By coach, by cart, by motorcar,

To Stratford town we drop the anchor,

For rum-soaked nights that only get ranker 🍻

Two wild days beneath the skies,

With wicked grins and wandering eyes,

Couples, singles, daring crew,

All chasing mischief like pirates do ☠️

By day we drink and share tall tales,

Plotting trouble as the daylight pales,

Glow lights shining through the night,

With naughty pirates dressed just right 😏

There’ll be captains bold and wenches teasing,

Silver tongues and flirting pleasing,

A whisper here… a wandering hand…

Enough to make ye barely stand 🍹

Then SATURDAY NIGHT — the deck ignites,

As the ROCK BAND storms beneath the lights 🎸🔥

Drums like thunder, guitars that scream,

Turning pirate chaos into a fever dream

Boots start stomping, drinks held high,

Sea shanties mixed with rock ‘n’ roll cries,

Hair flying wild, bodies swaying in time,

Some dancing graceful… some committing crimes 😄

Raise the sails and grip yer rum,

The loudest part has yet to come,

For Stratford town won’t know what hit it,

Once this pirate crew gets fully lit ☠️🍻

No stiff old rules, no judgement here,

Just liberated souls and pirate cheer,

A weekend built for laughs and fun,

Till we greet the rising solstice sun ☀️

And when the longest day finally fades,

And the crew stumble back through smoky haze,

We’ll grin and say with voices rough—

“Next year, mateys… let’s make it even tougher.”

🏴‍☠️ SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD UPON AVON 🏴‍☠️

⚓ Two Days • Naughty Pirates • Rock Band Saturday Night ⚓

If youve not got your pitch yet then BE QUICK or MISS OUT!!

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By *ere MortalsCouple 5 weeks ago

Motorhome city

Looking forward to meeting you & the others x

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By *ormatoneCouple 5 weeks ago

north notts

Not long now looking forward to the camping weekend. Lots planed as always and it only be 3 weeks after the blackpool weekend. God we going to need that rest in july when we off to GC 4 days of rest lol as if rest . Haha 😄

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

on the edge


"Not long now looking forward to the camping weekend. Lots planed as always and it only be 3 weeks after the blackpool weekend. God we going to need that rest in july when we off to GC 4 days of rest lol as if rest . Haha 😄 "
always good to have these party organiser friends onboard they host amazing events also and we are looking forward to it soon ...then its this MONSTER PARRTY ..OOOOOO ARRRHHHHHHH

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 5 weeks ago

Curvy town


"🏴‍☠️ NAUGHTY PIRATES OF STRATFORD 🏴‍☠️

Gather ye rogues from near and far,

By coach, by cart, by motorcar,

To Stratford town we drop the anchor,

For rum-soaked nights that only get ranker 🍻

Two wild days beneath the skies,

With wicked grins and wandering eyes,

Couples, singles, daring crew,

All chasing mischief like pirates do ☠️

By day we drink and share tall tales,

Plotting trouble as the daylight pales,

Glow lights shining through the night,

With naughty pirates dressed just right 😏

There’ll be captains bold and wenches teasing,

Silver tongues and flirting pleasing,

A whisper here… a wandering hand…

Enough to make ye barely stand 🍹

Then SATURDAY NIGHT — the deck ignites,

As the ROCK BAND storms beneath the lights 🎸🔥

Drums like thunder, guitars that scream,

Turning pirate chaos into a fever dream

Boots start stomping, drinks held high,

Sea shanties mixed with rock ‘n’ roll cries,

Hair flying wild, bodies swaying in time,

Some dancing graceful… some committing crimes 😄

Raise the sails and grip yer rum,

The loudest part has yet to come,

For Stratford town won’t know what hit it,

Once this pirate crew gets fully lit ☠️🍻

No stiff old rules, no judgement here,

Just liberated souls and pirate cheer,

A weekend built for laughs and fun,

Till we greet the rising solstice sun ☀️

And when the longest day finally fades,

And the crew stumble back through smoky haze,

We’ll grin and say with voices rough—

“Next year, mateys… let’s make it even tougher.”

🏴‍☠️ SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD UPON AVON 🏴‍☠️

⚓ Two Days • Naughty Pirates • Rock Band Saturday Night ⚓

If youve not got your pitch yet then BE QUICK or MISS OUT!! "

Can't wait for this. It's going to be another fun event.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

on the edge

Just over 3 weeks till the PIRATE CREW GATHERS for the weekend!!...

Have we all got the outfits ready ?

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By *ormatoneCouple 4 weeks ago

north notts

Yes can't wait . We have our outfits . So is it same outfit both nights or just the Saturday. X

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

on the edge


"Yes can't wait . We have our outfits . So is it same outfit both nights or just the Saturday. X"
yes we are pirates the full weekend..either wear same one or have 2 like me

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By *lay-full-funCouple 4 weeks ago

stockport

We be just the one outfit for the weekend as we have spent a small fortune on this outfit x

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

on the edge

We have now secured a brilliant Dj for the friday night ...Captain DJ QBALLS ...an amazing night is planned im sure he ll not disappoint you

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By *iavelmanMan 4 weeks ago

Worcester


"Yes can't wait . We have our outfits . So is it same outfit both nights or just the Saturday. X"

Saturday is the dress up night but feel free to go full pirate all weekend!

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By *iavelmanMan 4 weeks ago

Worcester


"We be just the one outfit for the weekend as we have spent a small fortune on this outfit x"

Double duty, I'll be wearing mine at PIL as well!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

on the edge


"Yes can't wait . We have our outfits . So is it same outfit both nights or just the Saturday. X

Saturday is the dress up night but feel free to go full pirate all weekend!"

We are pirates all weekend please

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By *odka StormCouple 4 weeks ago

somewhere near you

We have lots of mix and match costune items, so definately a full weekend of being pirates!!!

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By *neakycoupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Burton

We’ll see you there - all booked.

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 4 weeks ago

sexy town


"We’ll see you there - all booked.

"

look forward to meeting you guys x

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

on the edge

Another weekend closer ...

Who is getting excited??

Who else is joining us??

21 days to go !!!

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By *eeandsexymCouple 4 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"Another weekend closer ...

Who is getting excited??

Who else is joining us??

21 days to go !!!"

We would have.... But you banned us.. Lol

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By *eauNaturelMan 4 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"Another weekend closer ...

Who is getting excited??

Who else is joining us??

21 days to go !!!

We would have.... But you banned us.. Lol"

I got banned as well; my erection is too small - I only have a two person tent so not big enough to party in because you can only party in your own tent and not anyone elses tent, camper, caravan... 🤔 Hmmm

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By *est.CountryMan 4 weeks ago

ilminster

Gutted I can’t make this! Anything else planned for summer?

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By *irdlover69Man 4 weeks ago

SE London

A young sailor asked a weathered pirate how he always found the best ports. The pirate said, "the best ports are never the obvious ones. They are hidden, they require skill to navigate and most sailors sail straight past them. But a captain with patience, a steady hand and excellent navigation skills, he finds them every time. The best ports have a wide berth, a wet dock and once you are in, you understand immediately why the journey was worth it."

The young sailor asked if there was anything else. The captain smiled and said, "a great port is wasted on one ship, always wave the others in. That one is just good manners."

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By *IDZCOUPLE2020Couple 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

We’ve booked see you all soon

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"We’ve booked see you all soon "
We shall all soon be there ..and we look forward to meeting you all

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By *HOY GMan 3 weeks ago

Near Whitby

I’m afraid a bigger version of the party tent is now attending

See you under canvas xx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"I’m afraid a bigger version of the party tent is now attending

See you under canvas xx"

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"I’m afraid a bigger version of the party tent is now attending

See you under canvas xx"

you can't get much bigger than yours hehe and larger tents where the party is at are always welcome..can you please attend this time??

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By *iavelmanMan 3 weeks ago

Worcester

After a weekend in the sun at the PIL I am now looking forward to this even more! I'll have a mattress in the awning and maybe one of those new inflatable sex loungers!

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By *uiet geezerMan 3 weeks ago

Mansfield

Looking forward to meeting up with friends and making lots of new ones,at this fun packed event.

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By *lay-full-funCouple 3 weeks ago

stockport

We just got our sex lounger which we definitely be bringing with us

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By *iavelmanMan 3 weeks ago

Worcester


"We just got our sex lounger which we definitely be bringing with us"

I've got one in my Amazon basket

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By *eeandsexymCouple 3 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"We just got our sex lounger which we definitely be bringing with us"

Hehe that sounds fun.

Bring it to ours next time you come

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"We just got our sex lounger which we definitely be bringing with us

Hehe that sounds fun.

Bring it to ours next time you come"

maybe private chat is best for that comment

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy there, me hearties!

The tide be turnin’ and the wait be nearly over! Not long now till we gather for more pirate chat, ready for a weekend o’ mischief, laughter, rum, music, and a chest full o’ unforgettable memories??

To all ye seasoned buccaneers, naughty pirates, scallywags, wenches, and curious new shipmates – hoist yer colours high and prepare fer adventure!

Sharpen yer cutlasses, dust off yer pirate hats, and start practisin’ yer best "Arrrrr!" because the countdown be underway.

The crew be growing, the excitement be building, and soon we'll all be together under the pirate flag.

Yo ho ho, me mateys... who be ready to plunder some fun? ⚓🍻🏴‍☠️

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge

2 weeks ...this weather best improve !!

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By *HOY GMan 3 weeks ago

Near Whitby

What the **** is a sex lounger 🤣

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By *eeandsexymCouple 3 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"What the **** is a sex lounger 🤣"

To be fair any lovely naked person lying in the sun would tick the box

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"What the **** is a sex lounger 🤣"
im sure youll find out on the weekend. Even im tempted mmmmm

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By * and BCouple 3 weeks ago

Durham


"What the **** is a sex lounger 🤣"

Thought your tent was the place to be? And you don't know what a sex lounger is.....

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By *HOY GMan 3 weeks ago

Near Whitby

Good point

No room for ione having googled it 🤣

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By *lay-full-funCouple 3 weeks ago

stockport

We seen one at pil bike rally an had to buy one.

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By *ormatoneCouple 3 weeks ago

north notts


"We seen one at pil bike rally an had to buy one. "

Might have a long line waiting to try it out . And sounds like there will be a lot of tent hoping lol

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By *eeandsexymCouple 3 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"We seen one at pil bike rally an had to buy one. "

As you do. Lol

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge


"We seen one at pil bike rally an had to buy one.

Might have a long line waiting to try it out . And sounds like there will be a lot of tent hoping lol "

only the lucky ones that attend the weekend will get the chance

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By *ormatoneCouple 3 weeks ago

north notts

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By *ormatoneCouple 3 weeks ago

north notts


"We seen one at pil bike rally an had to buy one.

Might have a long line waiting to try it out . And sounds like there will be a lot of tent hoping lol only the lucky ones that attend the weekend will get the chance"

Good job we will be there ..

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By *ungryhammerMan 3 weeks ago

preston

😍🎵🍺🍻”SOUNDS LIKE FUN”🍻🍺😍

I’d love to attend and experience the rum fuelled madness👏👏

I’m new to these gatherings but really excited to explore and enjoy 😍😍

“ONE QUESTION “!!!!!!’

I’d be attending alone as I’m very social and have no problem meeting new people.Im funny,very honest and genuine and always up for fun and new adventures .

Will you all make me feel welcome and make this new experience for me a very happy one ??

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

on the edge

AHOY SHIP MATES its less than 2 weeks now...site details and more info released next week.

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS???

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 3 weeks ago

Curvy town


"AHOY SHIP MATES its less than 2 weeks now...site details and more info released next week.

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS??? "

Bring it on you naughty lot. Xx

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By *ere MortalsCouple 3 weeks ago

Motorhome city

Aye aye captain x

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 2 weeks ago

sexy town

I was so intrigued that we have invested in one also...

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By *lay-full-funCouple 2 weeks ago

stockport

Lol I love mine x

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple 2 weeks ago

sexy town


"Lol I love mine x"
we could create a queue ha x NOT LONG NOW

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By *iavelmanMan 2 weeks ago

Worcester

Amazon must be wandering why there has been a sudden spike in orders!

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By *iavelmanMan 2 weeks ago

Worcester

If there is electric hook up, I have a 'machine' for the ladies to try if they like

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

on the edge


"If there is electric hook up, I have a 'machine' for the ladies to try if they like "
only in the social space so maybe not ideal this time ha

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By *iavelmanMan 2 weeks ago

Worcester


"If there is electric hook up, I have a 'machine' for the ladies to try if they like only in the social space so maybe not ideal this time ha "

I'm sure it could be very sociable

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By *akedOrangeMan 2 weeks ago

oxon

Which Stratford?

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By * and BCouple 2 weeks ago

Durham


"If there is electric hook up, I have a 'machine' for the ladies to try if they like only in the social space so maybe not ideal this time ha "

We are looking forward to the final info and location details. Looking forward to meeting everyone

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 2 weeks ago

Curvy town

Costumes ordered, Tent ready, let the fun commence. Wonder if we will be made to walk the plank or ride it?

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By *odka StormCouple 2 weeks ago

somewhere near you

Costumes(a couple of) done

Flags done

Signs/decorations done

Antici . . . . . pation !!!

Hope there is electric hook up, for music and lights!!!

Really looking forward to this event, and hope it's the first of many!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

on the edge

AHOY CREW so the information our PIRATES have been waiting for!!

We have a weekend of scull duggery ahead of us and we would like to welcome our PIRATES to this exclusive campsite from 2pm Friday 19th June.

Pitches are ALLOCATED ON ARRIVAL so expect to be welcoming new friends and old ones as your neighbours.

You can bring your own food as food isnt available on site but Saturday lets put into a fund and ORGANISE A DELIVERY OF A TAKEAWAY ie pizza, Chinese, burgers etc majority vote wins.

Or do your own thing its not a problem.

There are no pubs closeby unless you drive im advised.

Dogs are ok if on a lead at all times.

DAY 1

We would imagine you'd like time to get a few chats in before we all meet AROUND 8PM in the SOCIAL AREA in our PIRATE outfits where the giggles begin.

We have a couple of icebreaker games to sort before the DJ takes over and we all flirt, mingle, chat, kiss and dance etc the night away.

Later there is a firepit where you're welcome to sit into the early hours watching the stars or welcome the sunrise or more.

Day 2

SAT late morning after a late night it will be a late start so socialise more over breakfast.

Later we need to gauge the weather and the Crew but 1 or 2 more games are planned mid afternoon.

So grab your chairs come along and join in, you can be the amusement or the audience both are very much needed to enhance the memories ha.

Then we will have the TAKEAWAY in the social area till around 7pm.

The ROCK Band is live from 9pm so we will gather dressed as PIRATES at 8.30pm to welcome the unsuspecting band and enjoy the atmosphere till late.

We are really looking forward to this first camping event of the year and meeting the Pirate crew ..

Address info will be in your private messages so keep checking them.

See you all Friday

CAPTAIN BLU AND ALEC

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By *ormatoneCouple 2 weeks ago

north notts

Looking forward to seeing you all there x

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By *gainagainMan 2 weeks ago

pontypridd

Don't think I can make this one as I am already pirating at the Conwy festival!

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By *IDZCOUPLE2020Couple 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Looking forward to next weekend, make new friends and naught connections.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

on the edge


"Don't think I can make this one as I am already pirating at the Conwy festival!"
Maroon 'em on a desert isle for this betrayal!"The "We've a traitorous bilge rat among us!!!

Maroon him on a desert isle for this betrayal!

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By *odka StormCouple 2 weeks ago

somewhere near you

Conwy Pirates were last week!!!

What a rum do!!! Timbers being shivered, and maybe there was too much jolly rogering, and the poor pirate's canon is all fired out?!!

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By *odka StormCouple 2 weeks ago

somewhere near you

Conwy this weekend sorry 13th and 14th!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

on the edge

As a few have asked then I can confirm...

its a PIRATE WEEKEND..So we ARRIVE as pirates day one and ALL DAY 2 we are pirates, we might as well get the wear out of them ...ahhhhh me hearties.

Pirate Crew we board in 6 days

LOADS OF TIME TO SORT IT!!

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By *lack ButterflyWoman 2 weeks ago

leeds

Looking forward to this! Can't believe I have my outfit sorted already.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 1 week ago

on the edge

Looking forward to lots of pirates, lots of pics and I have the WET PLANK for you that arent !!! Plus youll only regret not going for it!!

Even the band are dressing!!

Its going to be GOOOOODDDD

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By *lay-full-funCouple 1 week ago

stockport

Well last day of download festival couple of days to rest make sure I have the energy to party for _ude camping. Can't wait for this see you all there x

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By *ormatoneCouple 1 week ago

north notts

Sounds good . Do this band know what lifestyle we are in, don't want shock them lol

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By *uiet geezerMan 1 week ago

Mansfield

See you all on Saturday for some piratey plundering

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 1 week ago

on the edge


"Sounds good . Do this band know what lifestyle we are in, don't want shock them lol "

All they know is its a birthday party with a Pirate theme ...theyll love it ha!!

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By *irelessTongue-HappyPussCouple 1 week ago

Rhyl

Looking forward to our first Naughty Camping weekend and making new friends and great memories.

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By *iavelmanMan 1 week ago

Worcester

Two more bits to come from Amazon and I think that will be my costume done. Trying to find an excuse to wear a kilt but it seems pirates didn't wear them!

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By *aughtylusciousWoman 1 week ago

Curvy town

4 days and counting... I really need the break. Cutlass and treasure map at the ready!

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By *veragejoe47Man 1 week ago

oxford

Not long now will be good to meet new friends and have fun

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By *neakycoupleCouple 1 week ago

Burton

Looking forward to this weekend now….

It’s getting close.

Only got one pirate costume though!

Can’t wait to meet new people for fun and games

See you there x

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 1 week ago

Wakefield

Looking forward to another amazing _ude camping weekend. See you all soon

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By *odka StormCouple 1 week ago

somewhere near you


"Sounds good . Do this band know what lifestyle we are in, don't want shock them lol

All they know is its a birthday party with a Pirate theme ...theyll love it ha!! "

Rock band in Townhouse one night got a bit of shock, though they seemed to get over it very quickly!!!

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By * and BCouple 1 week ago

Durham

We have already started packing the campervan and it's only Tuesday

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By *lay-full-funCouple 1 week ago

stockport

Lol our campervan is packed aswell x

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By *iavelmanMan 1 week ago

Worcester

Partly packed but I have my list done so it shouldn't take too long.

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By *HOY GMan 1 week ago

Near Whitby

May I borrow some eye liner for the Saturday shipmates party?

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By *HOY GMan 1 week ago

Near Whitby

Oh, forgot to mention.

I’m arriving on Thursday, hopefully I won’t be Billy no mates 🤣

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman 1 week ago

on the edge

AHOY SHIPFACED CREW

Boarding is Friday AFTER 2PM ...we need time to set up and plan as its OUR MAIDEN VOYAGE SHIPMATES!

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