I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'
There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities. |
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"How do you tell someone their fanny smells (or for the ladies a guys cock smells )without hurting their feelings ?"
If they're kicking out a pong just make your excuses and leave.
Feelings are gonna be hurt either way.
There is no easy way of telling someone but, sorry, if someone doesn't pass the scratch n sniff test, I wouldn't be sticking round.
Suggesting a shower wouldn't work for me either. Once I have got a whiff it's that smell that sticks. It's one of the joys of being 40+ : plenty of nasal hairs for pongs to stick to  |
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It would simply be a sorry but no.... It would put me off totally, no need to smell. I'm always clean, smell good and dressed to impress... I expect the same  |
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No excuse for ponging, really is there?
I think I'd say sorry, but you have an odour problem. Take a shower and let's start over. I'd have to tell them to save future embarrassment, if nothing else. |
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"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'
There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities."
I totally agree. |
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"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'
There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities.I totally agree. "
And this from a man named camembert   |
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"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'
There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities.I totally agree.
And this from a man named camembert "
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It happened to me once.
I'm sitting in this guy's car. He's on a promise and whops it out for a blow job. Immediately I regret offering to do it. There was an unusual discharge and a deeply offensive stink coming from his cock. I backed off swiftly, getting a blob of the offensive smelling discharge on my hand.
I was very direct and apologised, told him that it smelt unhealthy and that no part of my body was going near it until he'd had it swabbed and treated appropriately.
I had to disinfect my car afterwards convinced the bug was all over my steering wheel, gear sick, door handle, keys etc etc.
I haven't heard from him since and is the first thing I check for these days is for odour.
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Thankfully never come across a smelly willy! One of my best fucks ever was with a guy I'd been meeting regularly and he took me to London for a long weekend fri-mon. After fucking the first night in the hotel he wouldn't let me shower, or the next night! The Sunday I needed a shower cos personally I thought my fanny was smelling a bit funky so I showered but he was disappointed! |
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I had a guy I met on an outdoor meet that whipped his cock out for me to suck. The smell was so strong that I was immediately sick all over him. Told him I must have a bug and swiftly went home!!!  |
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With the clubs averaging 1.5 hrs travelling time I always shower before I leave and freshen up with a wipe or two before I start. But always wipe after, as I feel clean is green. I would have to tell them if there was an odour that was off putting. |
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"I had a guy I met on an outdoor meet that whipped his cock out for me to suck. The smell was so strong that I was immediately sick all over him. Told him I must have a bug and swiftly went home!!! "
Haha lucky escape! |
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