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Strangest thing you've seen in a club?

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By *hMyGawd OP Couple over a year ago

Midlands

Ours was a trio we met, claiming to be Mother, Daughter and their master! Still unsure to this day if they were serious

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The buffet

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By *hMyGawd OP Couple over a year ago

Midlands

Haha yes, finger food!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A man lying face down on the floor while a TV pushed her stiletto heel up his bum.

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By *oved Up 2Couple over a year ago

nottingham

"A man lying face down on the floor while a TV pushed her stiletto heel up his bum. "

Eek. I guess it takes all sorts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Now this is the sort of post I come to the forums for lol

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By *op2Couple over a year ago

North west

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Now this is the sort of post I come to the forums for lol"

Bizarrely I didn't even reliase it was a person until someone said

lol

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By *ickedwillyCouple over a year ago

Bangor

Someone shit themselves in the playroom

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Were you able to turn her on?

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

Racism in a club

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

father wife daughter in a hot tub

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By *absfunguyMan over a year ago

Home Counties &

A wheelie suitcase...

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By *ogging DougMan over a year ago

Guildford

Watching a couple then seeing her fella cuming in & over one of her earlobes.

She did request it & move her hair over her ears - must of been one of their things...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A women in Basque, stockings, heels and an electronic tag

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By *rof_cplCouple over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Were you able to turn her on?"

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

A Man on all fours in a collar and lead like a dog, even being patted and stroked

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Were you able to turn her on?"

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

Bravo....

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By *ariahCouple over a year ago

Whitchurch

4 ladies sat knitting at a house party, male partners upstairs.

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By *each honeyWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Love reading the Forum! Best part of Fab. Laughing at this end xx

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By *ticky_vikkiWoman over a year ago

Herts

"A women in Basque, stockings, heels and an electronic tag

Brilliant

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By *icknHMan over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Eeeeerwwwwww !

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By *icknHMan over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Haha ! Legendary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys just walking around jerking their cocks....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darth Vader

it wasnt a theme night!

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By *nthony9898Man over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

My ex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More like disturbing. A French couple, Dom and sub, that were so deep and realistic with their scene we all thought it was a horrific domestic abuse case. Folk went over to them to talk about it.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've seen a chap sat down in the bar for the entire evening, seemingly oblivious to everything going on around him, while he sat there reading a book.

I've seen him several times.

Turns out he's the driver for a couple who attend the club.

He sits and reads his book instead of waiting in the car all night.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

God I could write a book!

Nothing really makes me turn my head anymore as I've seen it all, but probably the scene that made me look twice was a guy who would have anal sex with his sub while his wife would make her swallow her strap on to make her gag and vomit. When she vomited, she would squeeze her butt as part of the vomiting reflex and he would love the tight sensation and the smell of vomit would get him off.

Obviously this was in a controlled, ventilated environment and with buckets on hand!

They all loved it!!! It looked really extreme but the sub was delighted afterwards...what do I know??

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By *osmocoupleMan over a year ago

East Sussex

"The buffet

I was the buffet at the F Club...complete with jelly tots, cream and sauce

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By *osmocoupleMan over a year ago

East Sussex

We once saw a guy clingfilmed to a chair..with ear defenders on, blindfolded and just a hole so he could breath!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A women in Basque, stockings, heels and an electronic tag

Pmsl

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By *parksAbiWoman over a year ago

Anywhere I like

This is why I love the forums

Legendary thread Op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent thread. Not sure if this is putting me off going to a club, or further encouraging me

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Personally I try not to judge anything I see anyone doing - consenting adults n all that.....

Apart from men in white socks. Just NO.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not too wild but me on my back getting a blow job from my lady friend at the time whilst she was getting pounded from behind by a t girl.

A slightly bizarre sight

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By *eenawMan over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

A woman dressed in black satin and lace giving a queue of men hand jobs one after another... oh hang on - that was me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think us club goers could write a book on this topic alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only thing I ever thought wtf.

Was a guy walking about chams with a used condom on his very limp cock.

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By *eith28Man over a year ago

uxbridge

An actual girl on girl fight. Naked, slapping pulling hair and everything. Two large Afro Caribbean ladies at a ‘naturist spa’. Everyone just watched. No one wanted to get involved - even security!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"We once saw a guy clingfilmed to a chair..with ear defenders on, blindfolded and just a hole so he could breath!"

That's standard at most fet events lol x

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"A Man on all fours in a collar and lead like a dog, even being patted and stroked

I’ve seen this a few times, the one that really stands out though was a chap that was literally being a dog, roll over, sit, belly rubs all while leashed - he was being handed between a group of 5 ladies and his treat for being a good boy was to orally please said ladies....

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By *unguy1074Man over a year ago

watford

Once saw a middle aged woman and a 20s guy alot of playing between them. Though nothing of it till i walked through the locker room a while later just as he said, " can we get mcdonalds on the way home mum" she saw me and shut him up asap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once saw a middle aged woman and a 20s guy alot of playing between them. Though nothing of it till i walked through the locker room a while later just as he said, " can we get mcdonalds on the way home mum" she saw me and shut him up asap."

Oh dear

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By *hongman1Man over a year ago

Mansfield

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit! "

There's a whole genre of porn about this and it's one of the most popular

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By *eordiesCouple over a year ago

newcastle

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit! "

DAMN RIGHT................McDonalds, really ???

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I do like a good game of Scrabble at Chams tbh

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By *H and HJCouple over a year ago

Bangor

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit! "

Role play perhaps?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I did see a group of people playing Twister on the big bed in an open play room of a club last week.

I of course had nothing to do with.

Nope, not me, no Siree....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF

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By *iglittleoneMan over a year ago

B76 is home

"father wife daughter in a hot tub

Wow...did they play in each others company?

I have seen a brother and sister and their partners

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By *iglittleoneMan over a year ago

B76 is home

"A women in Basque, stockings, heels and an electronic tag

Classy bird??????

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Excellent thread. Not sure if this is putting me off going to a club, or further encouraging me

This

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By *aveywMan over a year ago

tramore

Saw a guy lose the plot once. His wife was with two very well endowed guys in a group room. She was absolutely going wild and screaming with pleasure. He jumped in to stop it in tears.

Felt for the guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saw a guy lose the plot once. His wife was with two very well endowed guys in a group room. She was absolutely going wild and screaming with pleasure. He jumped in to stop it in tears.

Felt for the guy. "

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By *eordiesCouple over a year ago

newcastle

"father wife daughter in a hot tub

Wow...did they play in each others company?

I have seen a brother and sister and their partners"

We have met a Mother and Daughter at clubs before. This has happened twice to us, not the same M & D.

We also know of two sisters who swap with each other's husbands all together same room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen a mother and daughter at a club before and they both played. The mother was always in the vicinity of her daughter though to make sure things didn't get out of hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"father wife daughter in a hot tub

Wow...did they play in each others company?

I have seen a brother and sister and their partners

We have met a Mother and Daughter at clubs before. This has happened twice to us, not the same M & D.

We also know of two sisters who swap with each other's husbands all together same room."

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By *hongman1Man over a year ago

Mansfield

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit!

There's a whole genre of porn about this and it's one of the most popular

Yeah fair point. Just kinda hope it would stay behind closed doors in real life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Did you turn her on ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not too wild but me on my back getting a blow job from my lady friend at the time whilst she was getting pounded from behind by a t girl.

A slightly bizarre sight

for me it would be a bizarre but stimulating sight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm what a vision that must have been and a rather long que!

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Darth Vader

it wasnt a theme night!"

Ah yes good old Darth! We've not seen her in the outfit recently, though everyone still calls her Darth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Were you able to turn her on?

Or off!!!

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

"My ex"

Ha ha ha

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By *ude boy 2017Man over a year ago

Bolton

Once saw a single lady measuring mens cocks and the one with the biggest cock was offered the chance to fuck the lady

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By *00dpeckerMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"God I could write a book!

Obviously this was in a controlled, ventilated environment and with buckets on hand!

They all loved it!!! It looked really extreme but the sub was delighted afterwards...what do I know?? "

I've heard of this act and was told it was called 'gipping' where the fucked person is made to vomit whilst receiving anal sex. The fucked person either put their own fingers down their throat or the person giving anal did to achieve the same result.

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By *icknHMan over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Eeuuuwwww !!!!

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By *all dMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Haha yes, finger food!"
we were in the couples room in Chams and a couple and a single guy had been to the buffet (we won’t go near one) and they proceeded to eat a massive plate of food in a disgusting way and talk loudly about garden sheds. They were plus sized and rather gross. We left. It killed the vibe

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By *iss FontaineWoman over a year ago

Northwest

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Now this is the sort of post I come to the forums for lol

Bizarrely I didn't even reliase it was a person until someone said

lol"

hilarious!!! I’m dying to try a club

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By *iss FontaineWoman over a year ago

Northwest

"Excellent thread. Not sure if this is putting me off going to a club, or further encouraging me

Lol ditto!!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Haha yes, finger food! we were in the couples room in Chams and a couple and a single guy had been to the buffet (we won’t go near one) and they proceeded to eat a massive plate of food in a disgusting way and talk loudly about garden sheds. They were plus sized and rather gross. We left. It killed the vibe "

Why was a single guy in the couple's room ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mature lady who was very forward with the younger guys and introduced her daughter!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Why was a single guy in the couple's room ?"

He was there for the buffet.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

Why was a single guy in the couple's room ?"
the couple evidently took him in. In fairness he may have had a partner who had popped out, I can’t answer other than that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wheelie suitcase..."

My ex often takes a wheelie suitcase to clubs. Convenient for ropes, crops etc.

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By *OXO2018Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

We meet a lady who was said she was at a club with her "mother in law"

A man using the same condom all day!!!

The list goes on lol.

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By *an from UncleMan over a year ago

ml1

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

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shocking!!!

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man over a year ago

manchester

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

shocking!!!"

Was she AC-DC?

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By *r NeilMan over a year ago

mobile

1.watched BBC,the mother and daughter.

2.A bloke wrapped around a toilet asleep with a Brown condom next to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"father wife daughter in a hot tub

Wow...did they play in each others company?

I have seen a brother and sister and their partners

We have met a Mother and Daughter at clubs before. This has happened twice to us, not the same M & D.

We also know of two sisters who swap with each other's husbands all together same room."

I know two brothers that swap with their wives regular away.

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By *r NeilMan over a year ago

mobile

Couples Putting a towel over, so it is blocking the window in a locked room..

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By *ransBoiTV/TS over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *queegeeMan over a year ago

northampton

"I've seen a chap sat down in the bar for the entire evening, seemingly oblivious to everything going on around him, while he sat there reading a book.

I've seen him several times.

Turns out he's the driver for a couple who attend the club.

You must have been oblivious about what was going on than to gaze at him read his book the entire night!!

He sits and reads his book instead of waiting in the car all night."

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By *he Hussy and The VoyeurCouple over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

As a couple of others have said above, a woman dressed as Darth Vader wearing a strap on. She ended up getting gangbanged and gave the funniest commentary ever!

We saw a group of TV's all gathered around as one was playing the guitar and having a singalong.

A woman at Chams was zooming around the club all night getting her fair share of hows your father. We saw her the next morning at the hotel we were staying in wearing a neck brace and on sticks complaining about the breakfast nearly being gone stating she was diasabled. She spotted us and suddenly went very sheepish pmsl

Our list is long!

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By *illybare partyMan over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

This is the best thread of the month hands down

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

mother daughter daughter all in the pool at partners

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"A man lying face down on the floor while a TV pushed her stiletto heel up his bum.

Eek. I guess it takes all sorts!"

Would one call that a "bassets night"

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By *atureMischiefCouple over a year ago

Lutterworth

Being asked to look after a gentleman wearing a gimp suit (without eye holes) standing in the middle of the dance floor, handcuffed to the pole while his mistress nipped to the loo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wow! I mean, I know these things exist and some people fantasise about this stuff but this shocked me a bit!

Role play perhaps?"

I have a couple who I'm really good friends with and I call her mum and him dad, it's not the kinky way but it's just my names for them. Hes my age and shes a little older so it's not even me being cheeky

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By *nforcer68Man over a year ago

leeds

After the BBB in Birmingham in xtasia for the after party, hearing a judge dressed in rubber as a human pony with pony head mask and tail butt plug and a barrister dressed as an adult baby having a discussion about a recent case

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By *uxinteriorMan over a year ago

south west , continental

I was at an early Westward bound fetish night in Plymouth, held in a well known old Barbican club

There was, I presume, a guy in full latex suit, gas mask, layed out in the gents toilets under the stainless steel urinal. He was scooping pee out of the urinal with his hands and throwing it over himself, gesturing for gents to aim their pee at him.

I was shocked at the time, but I guess that was his fetish and in the right place to indulge himself. That is possibly the most bizarre and extreme thing I have seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if it's ever occured the DWP/PIP fraud teams to go undercover in swingers clubs?

My thought is it would be fairly lucrative for them

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

1. A woman giving a guy a BJ only to stop, and deliver a few kicks to the balls to her other half standing watching.

2. A woman get bukkake'd then get dressed in the most dowdy dress suit as she was 'off to teach sunday school after this.

3. A dog, no nothing happened to it, it was just there.

4. A man lying in a urinal in full blue and orange wetsuit just to get pissed on.

5. Was involved in this...me and 4 others had a impromptu picnic as two of us really wanted crunchy nut cornflakes, so one woman went out and bought some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the BBB in Birmingham in xtasia for the after party, hearing a judge dressed in rubber as a human pony with pony head mask and tail butt plug and a barrister dressed as an adult baby having a discussion about a recent case"

Crikey that sounds like my 'fun nights' in my early twenties!

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By *wickermanMan over a year ago

Staines

"Gl

Wolfbagging. Doing it on horseback seems classier

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

A bunch of weirdos playing Cards Against Humanity.

Wait. That was me with some mates, we had a blast and got the party going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know two brothers that swap with their wives regular away."

Gives a whole new meaning to; “your wife’s kinda hot bro”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"father wife daughter in a hot tub

Thats really odd....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jar of peanuts on the bar at Chams, people just shoving their fingers in the bowl and shovelling it down their gobs??

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By *ensual pleasures 69Man over a year ago

leeds

"A woman standing in the corner dressed as a lampshade, complete with working bulb

Now this is the sort of post I come to the forums for lol"

That’s a bright idea!!lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mother daughter daughter all in the pool at partners "
wonder if it's the same pair everyone has referred to

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By *an from UncleMan over a year ago

ml1

If you had just joined fab and read this you must think WTF

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By *uadzillaMan over a year ago

Warwickshire

A single guy getting approached first lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single guy getting approached first lol

"
. That's not exactly strange, especially in themed nights. I've witnessed host's approaching single guys on behalf of ladies or couples and in some cases the ladies approaching them directly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A women in Basque, stockings, heels and an electronic tag

Stockings over or under the tag.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Brother & Sister at Chams

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"A bunch of weirdos playing Cards Against Humanity.

Wait. That was me with some mates, we had a blast and got the party going

Love Cards against Humanity on a Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single men actually being chatted to

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"mother daughter daughter all in the pool at partners wonder if it's the same pair everyone has referred to"
these were regulars tho not always all three everytime

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By * little bit naughtyCouple over a year ago

Bedford

"We once saw a guy clingfilmed to a chair..with ear defenders on, blindfolded and just a hole so he could breath!"

A guy went to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but cling film.

The doc says “I can clearly see your nuts.”

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By * little bit naughtyCouple over a year ago

Bedford

"I was at an early Westward bound fetish night in Plymouth, held in a well known old Barbican club. "

L went to a few of those events. Never saw that but doesn’t surprise her!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Tain

"Jar of peanuts on the bar at Chams, people just shoving their fingers in the bowl and shovelling it down their gobs??"

Surprised given the numbers of allergies!

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By *uadzillaMan over a year ago

Warwickshire

"A single guy getting approached first lol

. That's not exactly strange, especially in themed nights. I've witnessed host's approaching single guys on behalf of ladies or couples and in some cases the ladies approaching them directly. "

Meant as a joke !!

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Ours was a trio we met, claiming to be Mother, Daughter and their master! Still unsure to this day if they were serious

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Excellent thread. Not sure if this is putting me off going to a club, or further encouraging me

We agree it's a been tame when we go. We've missed it on loads. People watching hey

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"A single guy getting approached first lol

We would approach u anytime lol

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"A bunch of weirdos playing Cards Against Humanity.

Wait. That was me with some mates, we had a blast and got the party going

Love Cards against Humanity on a Sunday!"

Now there’s a cunning plan...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once saw a guy totally clingfilmed to a cross with only his cock exposed. Two women were taking it in turn to hit his cock with a paddle.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I try not to judge anything I see anyone doing - consenting adults n all that.....

Apart from men in white socks. Just NO. "

And sandles

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

"We once saw a guy clingfilmed to a chair..with ear defenders on, blindfolded and just a hole so he could breath!

A guy went to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but cling film.

The doc says “I can clearly see your nuts.”

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Nice one.

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By *r NeilMan over a year ago

mobile

So it'confirmed your a weird bunch lol

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By *an from UncleMan over a year ago

ml1

"Personally I try not to judge anything I see anyone doing - consenting adults n all that.....

Apart from men in white socks. Just NO.

And sandles

"
Now thats just sexist you lot are allowed comfy shoes

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Once saw a guy totally clingfilmed to a cross with only his cock exposed. Two women were taking it in turn to hit his cock with a paddle..... "

Canoe or dinghy? Canoe would be just wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ours was a trio we met, claiming to be Mother, Daughter and their master! Still unsure to this day if they were serious

"
was the master grandad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More like disturbing. A French couple, Dom and sub, that were so deep and realistic with their scene we all thought it was a horrific domestic abuse case. Folk went over to them to talk about it."

We had something similar once ages ago, the play got too extreme anal wise and people were concerned about her genuine sounding protestations.

They didnt get it at all. They refused to accept peoples concern. All I can say is if you are gonna play to that level you MUST tell someone in charge.

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By *uadzillaMan over a year ago

Warwickshire

"A single guy getting approached first lol

We would approach u anytime lol "

To be fair you did and I am so glad you did

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By *uxinteriorMan over a year ago

south west , continental

"I was at an early Westward bound fetish night in Plymouth, held in a well known old Barbican club.

L went to a few of those events. Never saw that but doesn’t surprise her!"

I think that was because he was very comfortable with what he was doing in the Gents toilet and had no need to mingle with folk in the club!! Would be nice to know if he changed location during the evening to the Ladies!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I try not to judge anything I see anyone doing - consenting adults n all that.....

Apart from men in white socks. Just NO. "

What about Crocks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A world famous Supermodel at a private club in Paris in 1998 getting continually fucked by at least 20 guys whilst her then chaperone (ran a formula 1 team) directed and encouraged all concerned then cleaned her as a finale x

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By *agenta400Woman over a year ago

All over the shop

"Once saw a single lady measuring mens cocks and the one with the biggest cock was offered the chance to fuck the lady"

Sensible woman.

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By *agenta400Woman over a year ago

All over the shop

"Once saw a guy totally clingfilmed to a cross with only his cock exposed. Two women were taking it in turn to hit his cock with a paddle..... "

Fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very good looking female/ female married couple, had a chubby hipster as a sex slave who wouldn’t take his fedora off in the hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why even mention they were plus sized?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A world famous Supermodel at a private club in Paris in 1998 getting continually fucked by at least 20 guys whilst her then chaperone (ran a formula 1 team) directed and encouraged all concerned then cleaned her as a finale x "

Ooh wonder who this was?!

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Is the guy relatively small in stature... Or speak with a refined northern Irish accent..

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

Why even mention they were plus sized? "
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Because they were huge. Why not?

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

Wasn’t a swingers club but I made a pilgrimage to see Carl Cox at Gatecrasher in Sheffield once. There was a lad there dancing with a Hoover. From that day to this I’ve no idea if he worked there, nicked it from a store cupboard or, and this is not as unlikely as you may think, wether or not he actually took it to the rave from his house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single guy at a houseparty misbehaved and got chased by a group of guys. He ended up running down the street in a posh neighbourhood buck naked save a condom on his flacid penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh wonder who this was?!"

Possibly Italian with a love of expensive knitwear and she developed a love of illegal diamonds?

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Italian and moved into politics..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Italian and moved into politics..? "

Italian and moved into..... hey this wise guy asks too many questions! (Best Sicilian accent)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Darth Vader

it wasnt a theme night!"

wasn't a women and at the attic by any chance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Following

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Darth Vader

it wasnt a theme night!

wasn't a women and at the attic by any chance lol "

It has to be her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shit themselves in the playroom "

Yep, saw this in a club.....that was the end to the night.

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By *icplshropsCouple over a year ago

Rock

A single guy on his own, sprawled on a double bed in one of the few playrooms spaced out, during a greedy girl’s event.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan over a year ago

Liverpool

A bunch of old guys with flat caps on, one with a dog laying down on the floor beside him, sitting at a table like it was a working mens club. I'm sure they just used it as a cheap drinking hole. Felt pretty bizarre.

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By *hefluxcapacitorCouple over a year ago

leicester

"The buffet

Whilst I 100% agree, it did come in handy once an appetite had been worked up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m definitely going to one now !

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By *JohnMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m definitely going to one now ! "

I hope you're not disappointed. Things like these don't happen very often. Mostly it's just fantastic people having a fantastic time.

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By *9stanMan over a year ago

Cheshire West

??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Darth Vader

it wasnt a theme night!

wasn't a women and at the attic by any chance lol "

yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that my friends is why I never go to clubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first guess would have been the Death Star. I'm terrible at these things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Father and son

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By *chilles and RavenCouple over a year ago

Guernsey

Did she happen to then marry a French man???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Father and son

I know this joke. When the father can't get a hardon the son arrives with an erection and jumper cables?

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By *r NeilMan over a year ago

mobile

In a club, A competition who can jizz the furthest,lanes marked out ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single guy on his own, sprawled on a double bed in one of the few playrooms spaced out, during a greedy girl’s event. "

Probably just had his brains ducked out

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By *heboobiemanMan over a year ago

Pilning bristol

I've had that at a party fucked the mother then she said her daughter was on fab and lived buy me and ask if I would mind giving her a lift down next time they didnt play together but played at the same clubs

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By *atcher777Man over a year ago

n 81

"Saw a guy lose the plot once. His wife was with two very well endowed guys in a group room. She was absolutely going wild and screaming with pleasure. He jumped in to stop it in tears.

Felt for the guy. "
if it was my partner i would have encouraged her to stay going..i think most guys would be the same as me..what do you all think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saw the BJ olympics once

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Saw the BJ olympics once"

What was Boris Johnson up to ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Father and son

The first club I ever visited had a father and son there

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"A single guy getting approached first lol

. That's not exactly strange, especially in themed nights. I've witnessed host's approaching single guys on behalf of ladies or couples and in some cases the ladies approaching them directly. "

I agree, ‘strange’ is the wrong word, ‘rare’ would be the better term

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By *eakcoupleCouple over a year ago

peak district

My wife in the swing surrounded by erect men. The first time was strange, but I got used to the sight!

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By *he Hussy and The VoyeurCouple over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

I wonder if it's ever occured the DWP/PIP fraud teams to go undercover in swingers clubs?

My thought is it would be fairly lucrative for them

The mind boggles as to how the forms would be filled in and the statement and evidence would stand up in court!

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