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The Aphrodisia Festival and Retreat June 26- 28th 2026

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 30 weeks ago

Belton

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 30 weeks ago

Belton

The Aphrodisia Festival is a weekend celebration of magic, sensuality, wonder, and indulgence from dawn to moonlight.

Friday Camp Set Up

Join us from 4pm to set up camp in our dedicated camping area and take a wander to explore!

Friday Night - The Masked Unicorn Ball

The Masked Unicorn Ball opens the Aphrodisia Festival in dazzling style, beginning at 7 pm as twilight drapes the enchanted grounds in soft, golden light. Guests arrive in glittering masks and flowing frocks, wings shimmering in the lantern glow, to an evening of elegance, mischief, and wonder. Live music from the Main Stage fills the air with enchanting melodies—harps, flutes, and ethereal voices beckoning dancers to twirl beneath the stars. As the night deepens, a DJ set takes over in the Little Big Top Tent, weaving pulsing beats with magical undertones, and the revelry swells into a luminous, ecstatic crescendo.

In the midst of the celebration, the festival’s rarest marvel takes the spotlight: a real unicorn, its silver mane gleaming as it moves gracefully among the guests, a living emblem of the magic and mystery that defines Aphrodisia. The Masked Unicorn Ball sets the tone for the days to come—a night of glamour, enchantment, and unforgettable delight, where every mask hides a story, and every step on the dance floor sparkles with faerie magic.

Saturday Morning & Afternoon

Mornings begin with a fairy-inspired spa retreat: gentle meditations among flowering groves, soothing sound baths that ripple through the soul, steaming hot tubs and wood fired sauna surrounded by nature, and luxurious pamper packages that leave guests feeling as radiant as the sunlit dew. (please note spa package options when booking, timings for spa packages and sound baths will be given a few days before the festival and again with your welcome package)

As the day unfolds, the festival awakens in full splendour. The Dark Pixie Fayre hums with glittering stalls and curious delights, the Wander Inn welcomes visitors with frothy drinks and warm hearths, and guests marvel at falconry and owl displays, axe throwing and archery or gaze in awe at a real unicorn, its silver mane catching the light.

Saturday Night - Aphrodisia Gala

When evening falls, all paths lead to the Aphrodisia Gala. Lanterns glimmer and music swirls through the night, from the Main Stage, with live, lilting melodies to a DJ’s enchanting beats, as fairies, pixies, and magical beings dance beneath the stars. Fire performers raise the temperature across the festival while Educators (or wise sages) guide journeys into workshop experiences including Shibari, Burlesque, Impact Play, Whip Skills, Sensation Play amongst others while The Little Big Top awaits revellers to explore their most magical desires as the night transforms into a luminous, ecstatic celebration—a night where magic, music, and mischief mingle until the first light of dawn.

Sunday

Sunday starts with the Rest area open for some much needed TLC, and the Dark Faye village opens it's doors again to finish off the weekend (please note campsite to be cleared by 4pm)

See Aphrodisia Festival website for more details!

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

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By *lickingCuteCouple 29 weeks ago

Nottingham

We’re really looking forward to Aphrodisia. Thinking about our costumes!

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By *he New Model AnimalsCouple 29 weeks ago

North West

Sort of stumbled across the website and it looks pretty good. The only thing making me apprehensive is I can't find anything else about it. No reviews, no other social media etc. Does anyone know if this is the first one? Anyone else going?

Looks really intriguing X

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 28 weeks ago

Belton


"Sort of stumbled across the website and it looks pretty good. The only thing making me apprehensive is I can't find anything else about it. No reviews, no other social media etc. Does anyone know if this is the first one? Anyone else going?

Looks really intriguing X"

This is Aphrodisia's first year! Hence why there are no reviews yet!! Amazing team behind this....it's going to be fabulous!!!

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By *he New Model AnimalsCouple 28 weeks ago

North West

Thought as much. Very exciting then. I think we'll book those tickets! X

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By *lickingCuteCouple 28 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Thought as much. Very exciting then. I think we'll book those tickets! X"

And tell your friends too! It’ll be a really unique kind of swing summer festival, looking forward to being some of the first to say “we were there”. Need to get some cute summery fairy and mystical outfits to help with the Aphrodisia vibes

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By *lleandBeeCouple 28 weeks ago

Mid Ulster

Really like the sound of this! Will there be shower & changing facilities for camping?

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 27 weeks ago

Belton


"Really like the sound of this! Will there be shower & changing facilities for camping? "

Yes there will!! Check out the website for more details!

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By *lleandBeeCouple 27 weeks ago

Mid Ulster

Just looking at logistics, would there be any transport to the site from nearest town etc?

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By *lickingCuteCouple 25 weeks ago

Nottingham

We’re getting super excited about Aphrodisia. Camping and weekend tickets are being snapped up, still some available.

If you can’t make it for the whole thing then there’s singles and couples Saturday Gala tickets. The event opens that day from 2pm, with axe throwing and other afternoon activities, stalls, displays. Then the main event in the evening:

When evening falls, all paths lead to the Aphrodisia Gala. Lanterns glimmer and music swirls through the night, from the Main Stage, with live, lilting melodies to a DJ’s enchanting beats, as fairies, pixies, and magical beings dance beneath the stars. Fire performers raise the temperature across the festival while Educators (or wise sages) guide journeys into workshop experiences including Shibari, Burlesque, Impact Play, Whip Skills, Sensation Play amongst others while The Little Big Top awaits revellers to explore their most magical desires as the night transforms into a luminous, ecstatic celebration—a night where magic, music, and mischief mingle until the first light of dawn.

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By *lickingCuteCouple 25 weeks ago

Nottingham

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By *lickingCuteCouple 25 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Just looking at logistics, would there be any transport to the site from nearest town etc? "

There’s parking for campers and pick up spots for weekend and Saturday night ticket holders

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By *ntraditional_GentMan 25 weeks ago

Loughborough


"Just looking at logistics, would there be any transport to the site from nearest town etc?

There’s parking for campers and pick up spots for weekend and Saturday night ticket holders "

Not to hijack the question, but how do we get home? Is there a drop off or is this somewhere that we can arrange an Uber from?

Being completely new to this, is it the sort of event where you need a day outfit and an evening outfit (not dress down)?

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By *oufouCouple 25 weeks ago

Somerset

The website looks interesting… lots of talk about sacred groves, fairies, and the spirit of Aphrodisia.

But just to be clear… this is a camp site in Nottinghamshire, yes? And the tickets for 3 days are £270 per couple?

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Belton


"The website looks interesting… lots of talk about sacred groves, fairies, and the spirit of Aphrodisia.

But just to be clear… this is a camp site in Nottinghamshire, yes? And the tickets for 3 days are £270 per couple? "

I have spoken with the Goddess and she would like me to inform you that the site is a place of calm and serenity on the edges of the fair city that is Nottingham.

Also that the ticket price is indeed £270 per couple which includes " a place for your temporary dwelling, activities, music and song, fun and frivolity..with the opportunity to form connections with like minded individuals whilst celebrating my spirit" ....or something like that!

any other questions see the website or ask away!

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Belton

in my capacity as vessel to the Goddess she has demanded the following proclamation be announced:

"Goddess here!

Just checking in to make sure the minion has completed his required tasks....

As the days draw closer to the lighting of the sacred temple, excitement is building.....the fae are glistening their wings, sprites are becoming annoyingly spritley ....the unicorn is stomping his hooves in anticipation and even the odd troll or two are chiselling their abs ready for the occasion !

Apparently 80% of the temporary dwelling tickets for the weekend have been purchased, also the gala celebrations in my name on the Saturday evening have been selling faster than the dew disappearing on a morning sunrise!

However fear not mortals.....my underlings have released more weekend tickets to your realm!

I await your fealty before we dance skyclad around the flames!

toodles

Aphrodisia x "

must go ....the bedding plants are still on fire from her last communication.....why cant she use the internet like the others...i'll have no garden left at this rate!

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By *HaRiFMan 23 weeks ago

Nottingham


"why cant she use the internet like the others..."

The atmospheric pressures around Mount Olympus is most probably effecting internet connectivity, hence the need to send her Kilted Messenger.

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Belton

The Goddess has spoken again to I , her kilted messenger....lo,hear her words of wisdom!!

"One , two, one two....is this on??....

What to wear I hear....I have nothing you say...time for a shein haul mortal!! 😀(other realms are apparently available)

Always, dress for the weather - as Aphrodisia is set within the countryside - suitable footwear is a must! 🥾🥾

Both Friday and Saturday night have an enchanting, mischievous fairy-pixie vibe, the dress code is feel magical, elegant, and a little adventurous - think ethereal, sparkling, whimsical, and slightly mysterious, embrace fantasy, glamour, and creativity! 🪽🪽🪽🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

For the Masked Unicorn Ball on Friday, masks are highly encouraged (but to say they are mandatory would be a bit much when you're having fun!) Wings are a great prop as are lanterns (no real flames however!). If you have any play/Lifestyle dynamics, feel comfortable with dressing to your own dynamic too. 🦄🦄🦄

For the daytime, comfortable is great, especially for the sound baths and meditations. Don't forget to bring a towel (don't panic).

I'm guessing you are wearing a kilt....so original!!

Till next time

Toodles x"

Yes I will be wearing a kilt.....I wouldn't be a kilted messenger without it would I!!

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Belton

Tis I ,the kilted messenger of the Goddess Aphrodisia.....she has another proclamation....please hold caller...

" Greetings and felicitations to you mortals.... enjoying the weather? Apparently it's nearly as hot as Hades ballsack according to the minion... believe me it's not....been there!! Never again!!

Well it's getting closer....the shindig to honour little old me....

The festival starts with the lighting of the flame in the sacred temple, lit throughout the weekend day and night...a place to honour the goddesses of your choosing while dancing nymph like, skyclad around the flames.

A place to reflect, a place to join others....a place to just be!

The logs are being stacked, wings are being sparkled, and the mistress of the flame is ready to light the bringing of the good times!!

Will you be in the fields?

Will you dance to the rhythm of sheep?

Will you sing the tunes of your people?

All that you can do and more at Aphrodisia Festival!

Right...done that....minion bring the suncream.... you've missed a bit!!

Toodles x "

Heatstroke...I'm suffering from heatstroke...that's it...it has to be!

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By *ewsexycplCouple 22 weeks ago

Weat Midlands

Does the weekend ticket include camping? We've won a weekend ticket and it's not totally clear, just send to cover Friday night, Saturday day and Saturday night x

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 21 weeks ago

Belton

" greetings mortals!

You see this weather? It's all from not paying attention to your friendly Goddess!

Do you want to bask and baste again?

Do you want to be able to roast those nuts organically?

Well lovelies, perform fealty .... purchase your ticket to celebrate all that is moi!

According to the minions there are plenty of opportunities to do so as there are tickets still available as follows:

just for the weekend....no temporary dwelling...you can go to a fixed one of your own and come back again to honour me all over again 😀

The Aphrodisia Gala - the Saturday night in which I will be the focus of all shenanigans !

All on the website thingy....what was wrong with a good old burning bush or pigeon...I don't know!!

Well must be off.... apparently the skirted one is waiting in the field for the rain to stop.....I'm blaming Tempestas for this one....she has a contract with Drownload or something!

Toodles x "

It's raining, I can't type and hold an umbrella....AND ITS A KILT!!!!! Bloody woman...."I heard that".... you were meant to!! ☔☔☔☔

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By *ensual EroticismCouple 20 weeks ago

durham

sounds amazing

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Belton

ok.....brace yourselves.....incoming from the Goddess....

" sweeeeeeeeeeeettttchildofmineeeeeeeeee......oh sorry mortals, was just enjoying other gatherings going on....but back to the important stuff.....ME!!!

It's getting closer, I'm experiencing the love already, my skin is glowing and i can feel the tingling sensations throughout my body!

The fields are being prepped, the structures erected..(more over the weekend too i hope) and the minions are working tirelessly...well they should be anyway!

Temporary dwelling tickets are nearly gone! The shindigs for little old me on the Friday and Saturday night are selling as quick as Hermes ....but Goddess you ask, where do I park.....well mortals, the car park tickets are now available....with a charabanc to transport you to the site of dreams!

Minions have been constructing the pixie playgrounds and the fairy kinkdom ready for the shenanigans.....remember kids, if you shenan once you can shenanagain!!

so purchase away and show your fealty over the weekend!

well then..... I'm off to the pit.....LETSOPENTHISMOTHERFUCKERUP!!!!"

how many goddesses wear gold fishnets...don't answer that!

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By *MrMrsXCouple 19 weeks ago

Hereford

Hi!

We are interested in coming. Can you clear a few questions up?

- Is there a tent size limit?

- is there electric hookup?

- approximately how many people are attending?

We are traveling quite far to come and need to be sure we know what we are coming to!

Thanks 💖

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By *obwithkilt OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Belton

I have a bad headache...and not just her.... incoming.....

"YESSIRICANBOOGIEEEEEE.....oh hello mortals,just enjoying watching loads of souls dressing like the messenger chant away at different sport than they originally came to watch....

But I digress.....

It is nearly time!

Have you booked for dwelling over the weekend?

Or are you going to dip in and out for each evening?

All available from your earthly portal!

Not bought yet??? Do you really want to feel my wrath????

Saying that ...the kinxies have been constructing....the fairy kingdom awaits mortals who like to play 😈

spankings on the benches anyone? Tomatoes are ready for the stocks! The cube is erected for you to be held in suspense! And the cross ....oh my!!!

Oh I feel a little Rhianna coming on ..."whips and chains excite me" 😜

Well I'm off to see the pig bladder being kicked around again.... apparently "it's coming home"....they also said that 30 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

Toodles x"

Can I go back to bed now? Has she gone?

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By *oufouCouple 7 weeks ago

Somerset

Did this event actually happen? Any reviews?

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By *ntraditional_GentMan 4 weeks ago

Loughborough

I was thinking the same. I think it wasn’t a Fab-heavy event, which is why there haven’t been many reviews. It was a Purple Mamba- adjacent event, so I think it went ahead.

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By *oufouCouple 4 weeks ago

Somerset


"I was thinking the same. I think it wasn’t a Fab-heavy event, which is why there haven’t been many reviews. It was a Purple Mamba- adjacent event, so I think it went ahead."

And yet there seems to have been a lot of discussion here ahead of the event… perhaps the elves carried them all away into the sacred grove!

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By *ntraditional_GentMan 4 weeks ago

Loughborough

That makes as much sense as anything else. I choose your explanation.

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