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Monday 5th March - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The St Patrick's Day one" (2ND THREAD)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So the first thread got too long....
Monday 5th March - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The St Patrick's Day one"
10.30am til 3.30pm
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O' Furniture
May the luck of the Irish be with you this Milf Monday. Follow the rainbow up to the orgy room, where you may be rewarded with a pot of gold. Shimmy your shamrocks and join us for a Guinness or two in our Tipsy Unicorn Bar.
For those of you who may be a little shy with the ladies, why not try a Paddy's Day pick up line?*:
"Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin."
"You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer."
"Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants"
If you'd like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for single males
Guinness will be on special offer.
Just £5 for couples this month
And FREE entry for ladies.
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our St Patrick's Day Milf Monday!
Charlotte
xxxxxxx
* Townhouse studies have concluded that these lines only work on 12.5% of ladies. Although 43.7% do enjoy the craic and 52.9% are partial to Lucky Charms. Please also note that 100% of these figures are all bollocks and made up on the spot by Charlotte.
The more serious stuff....
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome to the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident's (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you. |
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Here is your latest list 
Here is your latest list
Adamski172000 sm
Andyking sm
Bigchezz sm
Biguy1984 sm
Blkhung30 sm
Boby888 sm
Brian G sm *
ChesterK11 sm
Colin Mc sm *
Conlon84 sm
Cunnylingy sm
CuriousCathy CPL
D phipps sm *
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dingledick sm
Easypeasyxxx sm
Eddee CPL
Edward and Donna CPL *
Expertinmassage sm
Eyeswudeshut79 sm
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Flavia sm
Flossey CPL
Gennaro69 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Hugh jardon sm
Hussein sm *
Imcumingagain SF ?
Inexpscouser sm
J0151a sm
Jackiejones SF
Jamessm4667 sm
Jayne V SF*
Johnfromnwuk sm
Jonathan14 sm
Kittens24 SF
Lookingforcuck sm
Lou and B CPL *
Lucky78 SF
Lustyknight sm
Martinlycra sm
Maturelovers CPL
Mobboblob sm
Morticia SF ?
MrBaker sm
MrChester sm
MrKC999 sm
MrMac200 sm
MrsRobinson29 SF
Niceandeasy sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
o_jjjjjjj_o sm
Okwhoislooking sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Ozzy15 sm
PLEASURE70 CPL
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky65 sm
Scott P sm *
Speeddate sm
Supergirthuk sm
Tallboy74 sm
Tatts86 sm
Theo C sm
Wayne and Andrea CPL*
Welshuns SF
Wholelottarosie SF ?
Wirralhotgun sm
Wittowoo SF
Xcraigx sm
1 private female
1 private couple |
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By *rs PickWoman
over a year ago
North Wales |
"Why are there asterisks by some names on the list? Is it a secret hotlist... 
I'm surprised you haven't worked it out!!! Lol
They are not on Fab  it's for our record when asking people to confirm"
Ohhh if they arent on Fab means new blood Defo worth an investigation, if Im not being poked at the Hospital!!! Hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is your latest list
Here is your latest list
Adamski172000 sm
Andyking sm
Bigchezz sm
Biguy1984 sm
Blkhung30 sm
Boby888 sm
Brian G sm *
ChesterK11 sm
Colin Mc sm *
Conlon84 sm
Cunnylingy sm
CuriousCathy CPL
D phipps sm *
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dingledick sm
Easypeasyxxx sm
Eddee CPL
Edward and Donna CPL *
Expertinmassage sm
Eyeswudeshut79 sm
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Flavia sm
Flossey CPL
Gennaro69 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Hugh jardon sm
Hussein sm *
Imcumingagain SF ?
Inexpscouser sm
J0151a sm
Jackiejones SF
Jamessm4667 sm
Jayne V SF*
Johnfromnwuk sm
Jonathan14 sm
Kittens24 SF
Lookingforcuck sm
Lou and B CPL *
Lucky78 SF
Lustyknight sm
Martinlycra sm
Maturelovers CPL
Mobboblob sm
Morticia SF ?
MrBaker sm
MrChester sm
MrKC999 sm
MrMac200 sm
MrsRobinson29 SF
Niceandeasy sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
o_jjjjjjj_o sm
Okwhoislooking sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Ozzy15 sm
PLEASURE70 CPL
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky65 sm
Scott P sm *
Speeddate sm
Supergirthuk sm
Tallboy74 sm
Tatts86 sm
Theo C sm
Wayne and Andrea CPL*
Welshuns SF
Wholelottarosie SF ?
Wirralhotgun sm
Wittowoo SF
Xcraigx sm
1 private female
1 private couple"
Hi, sorry, I'd replied to the main MILF Mondays profile, due to a very recent family bereavement I won't be able to make it on Monday. I don't want to seem like a timewaster so can you please take me off the list? I'm hoping to make it to an even soon though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just checking that I've been taken off the guestlist? I can't make it due to a family bereavement, I've got to sort out arrangements so that's taking most of my time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here is your latest list
Here is your latest list
Adamski172000 sm
Andyking sm
Bigchezz sm
Biguy1984 sm
Blkhung30 sm
Boby888 sm
Brian G sm *
ChesterK11 sm
Colin Mc sm *
Conlon84 sm
Cunnylingy sm
CuriousCathy CPL
D phipps sm *
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dingledick sm
Easypeasyxxx sm
Eddee CPL
Edward and Donna CPL *
Expertinmassage sm
Eyeswudeshut79 sm
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Flavia sm
Flossey CPL
Gennaro69 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Hugh jardon sm
Hussein sm *
Imcumingagain SF ?
Inexpscouser sm
J0151a sm
Jackiejones SF
Jamessm4667 sm
Jayne V SF*
Johnfromnwuk sm
Jonathan14 sm
Kittens24 SF
Lookingforcuck sm
Lou and B CPL *
Lucky78 SF
Lustyknight sm
Martinlycra sm
Maturelovers CPL
Mobboblob sm
Morticia SF ?
MrBaker sm
MrChester sm
MrKC999 sm
MrMac200 sm
MrsRobinson29 SF
Niceandeasy sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
o_jjjjjjj_o sm
Okwhoislooking sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Ozzy15 sm
PLEASURE70 CPL
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky65 sm
Scott P sm *
Speeddate sm
Supergirthuk sm
Tallboy74 sm
Tatts86 sm
Theo C sm
Wayne and Andrea CPL*
Welshuns SF
Wholelottarosie SF ?
Wirralhotgun sm
Wittowoo SF
Xcraigx sm
1 private female
1 private couple
Hi, sorry, I'd replied to the main MILF Mondays profile, due to a very recent family bereavement I won't be able to make it on Monday. I don't want to seem like a timewaster so can you please take me off the list? I'm hoping to make it to an even soon though!"
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By *moMan
over a year ago
Salford |
"Here is your latest list
Here is your latest list
Adamski172000 sm
Andyking sm
Bigchezz sm
Biguy1984 sm
Blkhung30 sm
Boby888 sm
Brian G sm *
ChesterK11 sm
Colin Mc sm *
Conlon84 sm
Cunnylingy sm
CuriousCathy CPL
D phipps sm *
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dingledick sm
Easypeasyxxx sm
Eddee CPL
Edward and Donna CPL *
Expertinmassage sm
Eyeswudeshut79 sm
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Flavia sm
Flossey CPL
Gennaro69 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Hugh jardon sm
Hussein sm *
Imcumingagain SF ?
Inexpscouser sm
J0151a sm
Jackiejones SF
Jamessm4667 sm
Jayne V SF*
Johnfromnwuk sm
Jonathan14 sm
Kittens24 SF
Lookingforcuck sm
Lou and B CPL *
Lucky78 SF
Lustyknight sm
Martinlycra sm
Maturelovers CPL
Mobboblob sm
Morticia SF ?
MrBaker sm
MrChester sm
MrKC999 sm
MrMac200 sm
MrsRobinson29 SF
Niceandeasy sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
o_jjjjjjj_o sm
Okwhoislooking sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Ozzy15 sm
PLEASURE70 CPL
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky65 sm
Scott P sm *
Speeddate sm
Supergirthuk sm
Tallboy74 sm
Tatts86 sm
Theo C sm
Wayne and Andrea CPL*
Welshuns SF
Wholelottarosie SF ?
Wirralhotgun sm
Wittowoo SF
Xcraigx sm
1 private female
1 private couple
Hi, sorry, I'd replied to the main MILF Mondays profile, due to a very recent family bereavement I won't be able to make it on Monday. I don't want to seem like a timewaster so can you please take me off the list? I'm hoping to make it to an even soon though!
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I'm not there x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here is your latest list
Here is your latest list
Adamski172000 sm
Andyking sm
Bigchezz sm
Biguy1984 sm
Blkhung30 sm
Boby888 sm
Brian G sm *
ChesterK11 sm
Colin Mc sm *
Conlon84 sm
Cunnylingy sm
CuriousCathy CPL
D phipps sm *
DaveandSamantha CPL
Dingledick sm
Easypeasyxxx sm
Eddee CPL
Edward and Donna CPL *
Expertinmassage sm
Eyeswudeshut79 sm
F0xy1965 SF
Finbar60 sm
Flavia sm
Flossey CPL
Gennaro69 sm
Gudgirlgonebad SF
Gymboy sm
Hugh jardon sm
Hussein sm *
Imcumingagain SF ?
Inexpscouser sm
J0151a sm
Jackiejones SF
Jamessm4667 sm
Jayne V SF*
Johnfromnwuk sm
Jonathan14 sm
Kittens24 SF
Lookingforcuck sm
Lou and B CPL *
Lucky78 SF
Lustyknight sm
Martinlycra sm
Maturelovers CPL
Mobboblob sm
Morticia SF ?
MrBaker sm
MrChester sm
MrKC999 sm
MrMac200 sm
MrsRobinson29 SF
Niceandeasy sm
Nickcheshire1963 sm
o_jjjjjjj_o sm
Okwhoislooking sm
Olderguy4u sm
Onetimer22 sm
Ozzy15 sm
PLEASURE70 CPL
RockchicXXX SF
Rocky65 sm
Scott P sm *
Speeddate sm
Supergirthuk sm
Tallboy74 sm
Tatts86 sm
Theo C sm
Wayne and Andrea CPL*
Welshuns SF
Wholelottarosie SF ?
Wirralhotgun sm
Wittowoo SF
Xcraigx sm
1 private female
1 private couple
Hi, sorry, I'd replied to the main MILF Mondays profile, due to a very recent family bereavement I won't be able to make it on Monday. I don't want to seem like a timewaster so can you please take me off the list? I'm hoping to make it to an even soon though!
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I'm not there x"
I know. You put your name down AFTER that list was published. You're on our guest list though. Don't worry x |
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As much as I hoped I can't come again this month.
This time it's. ... it's. ..
I'm in court
I've been selected for jury service
I'm stuck on hols in the snow
My cat's died
My great aunt passed away...
You get the drift?
Or simply.. anyone want to share my cold?
Thught not...
Bloody naff cold
Xx have fun everyone x j |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi there all, I am so sorry but I wouldn't be able to make it for tomorrow due to changes in my university schedule.
If anything changes, I will let you know prior to the event tomorrow!
Thanks and sorry for the inconvenience xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok devastated, something has come up tomorow meaning I won't get there until after 13:00. Don't want to reschedule but I can't get there. Until that time and as it's my first MILF Monday. I would love to experience the whole day. |
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"Ok devastated, something has come up tomorow meaning I won't get there until after 13:00. Don't want to reschedule but I can't get there. Until that time and as it's my first MILF Monday. I would love to experience the whole day. "
The last entry is 1.30pm. If you can defo make it before then, you are welcome to come along x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go...flakers..hope they all get a strike!!!
Let's face it; we only want guys with the balls to come anyway.... "
How very true my dear..and the bigger the better lol..?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go...flakers..hope they all get a strike!!!
Let's face it; we only want guys with the balls to come anyway.... "
Can I please be added? Decided I rather meet than uni tomorrow
hope it's not too late!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here we go...flakers..hope they all get a strike!!!
Let's face it; we only want guys with the balls to come anyway....
Can I please be added? Decided I rather meet than uni tomorrow
hope it's not too late!!"
All single male spaces have gone sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go...flakers..hope they all get a strike!!!
Let's face it; we only want guys with the balls to come anyway....
Can I please be added? Decided I rather meet than uni tomorrow
hope it's not too late!!
All single male spaces have gone sorry x"
if any does come up then add me up please! |
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"Here we go...flakers..hope they all get a strike!!!
Let's face it; we only want guys with the balls to come anyway....
Can I please be added? Decided I rather meet than uni tomorrow
hope it's not too late!!
All single male spaces have gone sorry x
if any does come up then add me up please!"
I'll put you on the reserve but you're at the bottom so I'm doubtful you'll get a place |
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By *ytraCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Any chance we can be put down as a maybe for this, got to wait and see if kids are at school tomorrow.
Yes of course! Fingers crossed you can make it xx"
Sorry, we won't make it, kids are at school but no school buses running |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any chance we can be put down as a maybe for this, got to wait and see if kids are at school tomorrow.
Yes of course! Fingers crossed you can make it xx
Sorry, we won't make it, kids are at school but no school buses
running "
Can I be added instead please?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be added to the list please? X although will have to leave at 2.30 for the school run
That quote is worth the admission fee alone.
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what do you mean?? |
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"Not sure if I was on the guest list but i can't make today unfortunately.
He can't make it today... So, does that mean I can replace? "
No it means someone on the reserve above you gets the place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"extremely sorry not to join as slipped in bathroom while taking shower hamstring pulled cant walk
accept my apology regards."
Love these excuses I'm gonna offer a prize for the best one  |
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First timer at one of your events.Thanks to Jim for the tour,Vicky for the happy smiley face on entry and not forgetting Charlotte’s beaming smile all day. Hopefully will get invite to your next MM.  |
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Thanks to EVERYBODY who came along today and made this MILF Monday another amazing day!! You guys make this event what it is and we are humbled that you have continued to support us for over 3 years.
Our next event is Monday 9th April which is a week later due to a bank holiday. The list will be open shortly and the event listed here on Fab in a week or so. If any of us offered to give you a veri today, get in touch by PM xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for today. All the newbies certainly kept me busy with tours. I was a panting, breathless mess by the time I clocked off! 
Feel free to drop me a message for a verification. If you could drop the club a review too, I'd really appreciate it (link below)
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52
See you all next month, if not before!
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks to EVERYBODY who came along today and made this MILF Monday another amazing day!! You guys make this event what it is and we are humbled that you have continued to support us for over 3 years.
Our next event is Monday 9th April which is a week later due to a bank holiday. The list will be open shortly and the event listed here on Fab in a week or so. If any of us offered to give you a veri today, get in touch by PM xx"
Sadly I can't make the next MM..I'm away on my jollies..  x |
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