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Wild West Party @ Townhouse 19th May - Ride 'em hard and Ride 'em good ;-)
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(In your best West Country accent)
YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride 'em hard an' ride 'em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!
We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!
Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….
Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*
Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*
Lone Rangers are £25*
*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.
Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya'll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.
Stuff ya’ll should know…..
The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!
For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.
You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.
Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!
Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.
See ya'll there!! Yeehaaaa
(and the award for cheesiest ad goes to......) lol
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"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please
You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha  "
You can't be old enough to remember Mr Ed..lol |
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"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please
You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha
You can't be old enough to remember Mr Ed..lol"
I do indeed lol probably on re runs lol |
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"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please
I’m yet to see Mr Ed 
Oh don’t worry he’s very friendly especially if you stroke him and give him a carrot
So many innuendos I can go for here haha"
Yeeeeee ha |
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"Yeah sorry it's a nightmare trying sort what day the sitter could do so we are going Thursday now thankyou very much x"
There’s a great event on Thursday ...
More than happy to add you to the list!(*seamlessly & shamelessly swoops in to name drop Buxom Babes  )
M x |
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"Can we be added please?x
It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx"
It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots |
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"Can we be added please?x
It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx
It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots "
Yay good to see you on here as a couple, might see you sat x |
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"Can we be added please?x
It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx
It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots "
Ahh you finally got yourselves a couples profile!!! About time! Lol Well you are far from new, so we'll see you before 11pm on Saturday xxx |
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"Can we be added please?x
It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx
It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots "
Ooo hello guys. Good to see you back! |
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"We are hoping to be there , is fancy dress compulsory ? xx"
No fancy dress is never compulsory. If you do embrace the theme with an outfit, then you can get discount entry. It’s got to be more than a cowboy hat though haha x |
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"We are hoping to be there , is fancy dress compulsory ? xx
No fancy dress is never compulsory. If you do embrace the theme with an outfit, then you can get discount entry. It’s got to be more than a cowboy hat though haha x"
Right ok well will see what I can do tomorrow xx |
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Don't forget folks, if you turn up in full fancy dress, you get a discounted entry, but fancy isn't compulsory at all!!!!! You can just come along in your usual dress to impress clobber and pay the normal prices 
This is NOT a guestlist party, so no names will be taken on this thread, just arrive early xxx |
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Hiya all. It took a while getting round to it but we got there in the end..just in Warrington trying to find holsters..i wanted to come as a builder. But it's not cowboys it's wild west..so if been told I'm not allowed  |
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I will be riding through your little town tonight and stoppin' by the saloon bar. I hope your servin' bourbon 'cos this girl has a thirst! And I need me some lovin' ! My partner is coming too, so any trouble and we will we be the ones causing it! You'll know who I am! I am McGill, but I call myself lil , but everyone knows me as Nancy! |
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