Hello All,
In Agde for the next week. Definitely getting the impression we are the oldest swingers in town.... 78....missus a mear child of 63.
When does it all have to stop????
Concrete floor at foam party death of aged hips!!! Does it all end in 4 bottles of wine a day and seafood and everything au vin?
Don't grow old.....it sucks....well it's easier than actually bonking!!
David and Anne.
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By *aked55Man 37 weeks ago
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I'm 70 but had a great time again in June/July in Cap. My performance was positively commented on!! Can't wait to get back there next year and hope I'm still up to my best when on the beach, cinema or Karmasutra. I do think I'm past the foam party at Glamour or late nights/early mornings in the clubs though. |
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"In Agde for the next week. Definitely getting the impression we are the oldest swingers in town.... 78....missus a mear child of 63.
When does it all have to stop????
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You cradle-snatcher, you!
There's a huge variety of things to do at CdA. So it never has to stop, but what you do may change. |
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There is nothing about age that death will not cure.
Age is just a number except when ' getting a leg over' simply refers to getting out of bed in the morning rather than have a night of passionate creative sex.
Just forget the Kana Sutra or the 69 positions. You'll probably get cramp which fucks up everything ☹️🫢😜 |
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By *I TwoCouple 37 weeks ago
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"Hello All,
In Agde for the next week. Definitely getting the impression we are the oldest swingers in town.... 78....missus a mear child of 63.
When does it all have to stop????
Concrete floor at foam party death of aged hips!!! Does it all end in 4 bottles of wine a day and seafood and everything au vin?
Don't grow old.....it sucks....well it's easier than actually bonking!!
David and Anne.
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I recall my mother's elderly neighbour telling me that "one day you will get old and you WON'T like it one little bit"
She was right 😢 |
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Forgetting about the Kama Sutra is one thing. It's when it take so long to get up from the beach towel you find someone has parked their bike between your bum cheeks. Or when getting it up three times a night means going for a pee or wetting the bed!! |
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New this year...we have found that we don't need to spend a fortune on Agde and clubs......take out our hearing aids and remove our specs and we don't have a clue who we are bonking.... Attention span so diminish we forget that it's each other.
Makes the pension go further.
D and A. |
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