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I heard a rumour
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her favourite band is Aqua.
He doesn't like boobs
She does like boobs and bums
That's not a rumour!  "
She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her favourite band is Aqua.
He doesn't like boobs
She does like boobs and bums
That's not a rumour!
She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked! "
He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bloody hell Sparkles you speedy sod!
She likes to tie men up and smother them in sugar and watch bees land on their balls  "
Move quicker then 
Likes 6 inch stiletto heels walked up her back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her favourite band is Aqua.
He doesn't like boobs
She does like boobs and bums
That's not a rumour!
She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked!
He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men"
I was young and needed the money!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her favourite band is Aqua.
He doesn't like boobs
She does like boobs and bums
That's not a rumour!
She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked!
He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men
I was young and needed the money! "
He wasn't young. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get
Has a golden chuff  "
They are both regular extras in Midsomer Murders. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get
Has a golden chuff
They are both regular extras in Midsomer Murders. "
Midsomer Murders is based on his life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama
I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber "
Did he suck seed lol x
I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama
I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber
Did he suck seed lol x
I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x "
She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo! |
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"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama
I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber
Did he suck seed lol x
I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x
She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo!"
I heard he's wanted by Interpol for various public fudge related sexual events. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama
I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber
Did he suck seed lol x
I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x
She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo!
I heard he's wanted by Interpol for various public fudge related sexual events."
I heard his name is Brian and he's a very naughty boy. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away.
That he's really an ancient dragon. Now living in human form. "
His hair is actually a really good weave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away.
Wtf!
He double wanks. Himself and a lubed cucumber, one in each hand. "
Wow! She loves dressing as a farmer and rubbing manure frantically into her clit while moaning: "Oooh arrr!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is not a slut at all, a virgin actually"
She gargled with spunk for so many years the dentist warned her to stop. He said all her teeth were gonna fall out because she'd contracted the new condition of spunkytoothrot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That this cheeky charming guy Is a flirt.
That's his arms are actually awful  "
that you had a Brazilian Butt Lift last year... Because no one's ass look dat good without some help! |
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"Went jogging and gave herself two black eyes "
Listens to untruthful rumours about Ivy who borrows my biggest ebay boobs and edits her pics to make them look like her own.....the truth is, fried eggs would need a bigger bra cup |
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