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Doris & Ethel's Adventures #17
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The never ending adventures of Doris, Ethel and Dave.  |
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It was a quiet Thursday evening in Dave's caravan when the door busty open and in walked Doris with a huge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But Doris said Dave! It's not even Halloween yet you silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now we must choose our costumes for the Fab Halloween Fancy dress party. Yasmeen said I will go as |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Yasmeen said I will go as Mr Blobby and talk gobbledy bobbledy de gook then |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The Ethel punched
Yasmeen |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"The Ethel punched
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***Then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But only by accident when she was reaching for the jar of |
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Oops I do t think that was leg cream…..it burns she screamed |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Oh no it was deep heat the cream
What shall I do
Helppppp
Me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ethel's face turned green and her blouse burst open. She was turning into the Incredible Sulk!! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So Doris started to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Panic, hiding all her sex toys and drinking lots of cold tea and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That she had been given as a leaving present by |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The plum tree which was magic |
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"The plum tree which was magic "
ever since the maharishi yogi had blessed it with a twig from the bunyab bush |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And the maharashi yogi was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The wisest man who ever lived, he was so wise that every time he farted the birds in the trees |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Would turn into frogs then |
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start singing The Frog Chorus by Paul McCartney, but then.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ringo came round the corner on Thomas the Wank Engine and sang, We All live in a Yellow |
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But it was Marilyn Manson's mansion and... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"But it was Marilyn Manson's mansion and..."
The parties were wild |
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But Doris and Ethel hadn't been to a party since.... |
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They where young and daft but just thought that this could be different |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Windy that night on the moors when Doris first met the love of her life. His name was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And fell deeply, madly in love with the singer Michael Ball. He win her over with his boyish good looks and enormous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kept a large staff made up of dwarf goats, robots and Hungarian |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Anchovies they were delicious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But Ethel ate far too many of them and began to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Backwards until she fell down the |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Chimney thinking she was pigeon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Donaldson, the world famous climber who loved to walk on rooftops and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of wool which he used for knitting |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Leoblooms are cardigan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It was long, fluffy and bright red . And so was the cardigan which Doris used to stuff her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cakes as they call them in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Bangladesh where.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There lived a very wise old woman who had invented a machine which could make |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Turn people to stone and watch them become... |
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Incredibly hairy which was useful when |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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You needed a quilt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Winter was coming so Doris, Ethel and Dave retreated to their hideaway in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which was a haunted house on the edge of an enchanted forest near to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dracula had been alone all during lockdown and he was hungry for fresh blood so when he saw Doris and Ethel in their baggy tights and curlers he |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Said let's play
Hopscotch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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While I sink my fangs into your peachy |
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Drac sank his fangs into the sweet lush flesh of the fruits and to everyone's horror .......... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The fruit grew heads and became
Gremlins which... |
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"The fruit grew heads and became
Gremlins which..."
multiplied if kept dry ...... soon there were millions of the little fuckers all over the .......... |
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"The forums "
Where they were zapped by mods for posting transylvanian web site for all on four fangs and blood goblets...... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they hid inside some Forumites like... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Big Harold as he was large enough for everyone to be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What what what said Doris. She was so confused she said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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How much is that dress |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That Naomi Campbell was wearing on Antiques Roadshow yesterday ? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then they all danced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like whirling dervishes around the campfire but suddenly there was a clap of thunder and |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A Genie appeared singing |
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He farted
He farted
He really peeled one off….. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Peel the limes said
Ethel before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's Halloween because this weekend we will all be turned into terrifying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But not just any ordinary grapes. These were huge Iranian grapes which grew on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where they loved the waxy goodness. Once they were ready to eat they fell out onto |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That Doris bought on offer from Lidl. Back in Draculas castle the full moon rose overhead and all the skeletons started |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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To eat worms and cuddles |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"To eat worms and cuddles "
Cuddle up to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Mummy whose name was..... |
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And she was married to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The man from del Rio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Carlos de Finocular Binocular Navez the 3rd. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was it Doris dresses as a pumpkin or Ethel wearing a long black |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Valentino gown beautifully in crusted with the most delicious diamonds and gold and Pearls |
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Where can we go tonight then wearing these bloody things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With Lauren Bacall and Bradley Walsh as hosts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Making the cocktails. Unfortunately she added laxative to all the celebrities drinks and suddenly they began to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And octopuses which liked to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And tickle his hairy |
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Bradley Walsh had fallen madly in love with Lauren Bacall and wanted to take her back to his council flat in Dagenham. But she said |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Wanted to eat leoblooms tired toe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That was nicknamed Tony.
Meanwhile Doris had met a waiter from Mexico called |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"That was nicknamed jiny.
Meanwhile Doris had met a waiter from Mexico called "
Versace vera |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And he had an amazing secret which he wanted to share with her. It was that |
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But the elephant could only fly in.... |
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Aboard and travelled at snail pace |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then Ethel and Doris
Went for a rest and drank tea and ate biscuits then
Acey phoned Doris asking her if she had seen his clock
It was last seen In Shrewsbury with.... |
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"Then Ethel and Doris
Went for a rest and drank tea and ate biscuits then
Acey phoned Doris asking her if she had seen his clock
It was last seen In Shrewsbury with...."
But she was hard of hearing and thought he said COCK...... she was shocked and |
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But after eating all those,peas they where fucked
Stained knickers was an under statement |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So they ran to the |
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"So they ran to the "
Hose pipe round the back of the washerette |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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And washed eachother |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then doris began singing |
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"Then doris began singing "
"I'm too sexy for this shit. Too sexy so let's split, this singing makes me spit! and they ran in circles for hours and then ............. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Began to play the drums |
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"Began to play the drums "
With their fanny flaps and it all .......... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Because a bit crowded so |
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"Because a bit crowded so"
they left to sit on a beach but some crabs.......... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Came along with big eyes and said |
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"Came along with big eyes and said "
Can we clamp your nipples ? |
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Not right now thanx said Ethel
I’ve got better fish to fry
Haha |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So il buy some chips |
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Shall we risk more mushy peas too |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Then Doris and Ethel went shopping to buy buy a fridge |
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And other foods for some strange reason |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Reasons reasons Said Ethel |
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Doris suggested an American fridge so they fit more bodies in |
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But they could t find one in the opticians
Oooops wrong shop said Doris |
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For her supper and someone dropped a fridge out of an upstairs window |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Right into the skip |
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Quick said Doris let’s see if we can drag it out and see if it’s any good for storage |
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but it was full of Ethel's used... |
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"Hair gel"
Which Ethel used as lubricating gel because she was... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The fridge so she could |
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But it was dark, so Ethel asked Granny if she could get a Davy lamp out of her.. |
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"But it was dark, so Ethel asked Granny if she could get a Davy lamp out of her.."
Anus. so Granny winced a little and out it popped...... everyone clapped |
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"Anus. so Granny winced a little and out it popped...... everyone clapped"
to the tune of?...
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What do you wanna make those eyes at me for
Xx |
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"What do you wanna make those eyes at me for
Xx"
When they had all finished clapping, they ....... |
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"When they had all finished clapping, they ......."
All gasped and realised there was no Doris, she was last seen in... |
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"When they had all finished clapping, they .......
All gasped and realised there was no Doris, she was last seen in..."
the arms of a passionate lover named.... |
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"Boris………"
Doris was blinded by her love for him, in her eyes he was tall, tanned and toned, but in reality, he was... |
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"A piano that"
That had more keys than a... |
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Janitor, then Ethel suddenly realised... |
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so they all buggered off to a pub in Bethlehem and..... |
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"so they all buggered off to a pub in Bethlehem and....."
Asked Dave if he would pull them a... |
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