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Youre only supposed to blow the bloody penis off. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I came here to suck ass and chew gum....and I'm right outta gum |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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We're gunna need a bigger penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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You want the cock??? You can't handle the cock!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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You can't handle the penis!” -A Few Good Men |
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By *iasubTV/TS 47 weeks ago
Ilkeston |
Anyone can cook… but only the penis can be great - ratatouille |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Charlie and the cockaholic factory |
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I'm gonna shove that penis up your ass and turn you in to a popsicle |
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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago
west midlands |
say hello to my little penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I told you bot to disturb me when I'm hoovering my penis |
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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago
the space between spaces |
Life is about penis its that 6 inch in front of your face
Any given sunday  |
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I love the smell of penis in the morning |
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I'm gonna make him a penis he can't refuse |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a penis.
Goodfellas |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Use the penis, Luke |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Quite frankly my Penis, I don't give a damn |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I find your lack of penis disturbing |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Penis is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're gonna get. |
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Mr Holmes,they were the footprints of a giant penis |
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I feel the need, the need for penis |
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By *stellaWoman 47 weeks ago
London |
I’m gonna make him a penis he can’t refuse. |
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Brian O'Conner: So check it out, it's like this: if I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the penis!
- Dominic Toretto: [laughing] penis?
- Brian O'Conner: To some people, that's more important.” |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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You looking at penis?....you looking at penis? |
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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago
the space between spaces |
Penis me the money
Hmmm something not quite right about that feels like missed opportunity |
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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago
west midlands |
Soylent green is penis. |
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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago
the space between spaces |
Shit i love that smell
Reminds me of penis n gravy |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I love the smell of penis in the morning |
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I will find you and a I will penis you |
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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago
the space between spaces |
Gooooooood morning peeeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiis |
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It was penis that killed the beast |
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Gandalf:
“We all have to decide what to do with the penis that is given to us”
“For even the very wise cannot see all penises”. |
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By *r_PinkMan 47 weeks ago
london stratford |
Use the penis Luke! Use the penis |
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By *yway60Man 47 weeks ago
Gamlingay |
We'll always have penis - Casablanca |
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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No it's a penis |
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"We'll always have penis - Casablanca "
“Here’s looking at you, penis”
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By *linyMan 47 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
All those moments lost in time……like….tears in the rain. Time to fuck! |
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Penis? Where we’re going, we don’t need penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Fasten your penis. It's going to be a bumpy night |
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The Godfather: “Keep your friends close, but your penis closer.”
Braveheart: ”They may take our lives, but they'll never take our penis!”
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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He's not a penis, he's a very naughty boy |
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These are not the penises you’re looking for
Star Wars, A New Hope |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I had edged for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours |
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Penis my dear, I don’t give a damn |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Penis is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youre gonna get |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Honey I shrunk the penis |
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They train young men to drop fire on people but won't let them write the word penis on their aircraft because it's too obscene |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got half a packet of condoms it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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"You opened the penis,we came."
We'll tear your penis apart |
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His not the messiah his a very naughty penis |
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By *nobyMan 47 weeks ago
Dorchester |
You were only supposed to blow the bloody penis off! |
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These are great...so funny. Thanks.
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By *izzy.Woman 47 weeks ago
Stoke area |
Nobody puts penis in the corner |
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"For my penis is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." |
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Lock, stock and two smoking penises |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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It is now time for your appointment with the Wicker Penis.
Go ahead, make my penis.
A boy's best friend is his penis. |
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By *red333Man 47 weeks ago
Dorchester |
My mamma always said penis is like a box of chocolates  |
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If you wank it ,they will come |
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Dam you chard and dam all you penis's (Zulu) |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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We want the finest penis available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!
Withnail & I |
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It’s a big white penis but that’s not important right now - Airplane |
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“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti” |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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You want the penis
You can't handle the Penis
(Few good men)
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You sit on a throne of penis
Elf
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"Big penis riding's for macho assholes with a death wish."
"Back off Penis, seriously, he's with me."
B |
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You entered gorgeous George into bareback fight
Feel the rythym , feel the rhyme , get on up
It’s handjob time
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By *lynJMan 47 weeks ago
Morden |
Of all the penises, in all of the towns, in all of the world, she walks into mine. |
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Would everyone stop getting fucked |
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Just when your pulling out , they pull you back in |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Honey I shrunk the penis"
Better than "Honey, I penised the kids"   |
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Luke , use the Lube
I’ll be banged
Great Scott’s , how are we gonna get 21 dicks |
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I feel like there’s a rich vein (fnarr fnarr) to be tapped with arnie films.
I’ll be penis
I need your clothes, boots and penis
Let off some penis, Bennett
If it bleeds, we can penis it
You’ve just been penised
I eat penis for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry.
And one that needs no editing - get to the chopper!!!
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Top thread op... Or is that penis? |
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A penis a penis my kingdom for a penis |
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We've come on penis by mistake. |
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Is this a penis i see before me? |
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All right me de mille. Im ready for my penis |
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“Open the Penis bay doors please HAL” |
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Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful penis. |
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By *ooBulMan 47 weeks ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Make it mother-fuckers!!!!
Make it no.2?
Make it shit.
Make it squirt!
Make it turd!
Make it..... Cooooo-kieeeeees!
(Think Jean Luc Picard)
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These aren't the penises you're looking for. |
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One flew over the cuckolds nest
I know that’s a title rather than a quote but I liked it anyway
Houston , we have a strapon |
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May the penis be with you.
My mama always said life was like a box of penis |
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"Replace one word from a famous movie quote with the word penis.."
You want the penis, you cant handle the penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I am Aragorn,son of Arathorn, and mlif by life or penis I can save you, I will. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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You’re a penis Harry. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my penis upon thee. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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I am father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. I shall have my penis in this world or the next. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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At my signal, unleash penis |
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By *ack688Man 47 weeks ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
The greatest trick the penis ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist |
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By *ack688Man 47 weeks ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my penis, prepare to die. |
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Well Clarice have the penises stopped screaming ?. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Great penis, Marty!!!"
Where we’re going, we won’t need penis. |
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A boys best friend is his penis... Psycho |
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Keep your friends close but your penis closer |
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"Well Clarice have the penises stopped screaming ?."
I ate his penis with fava beans and chinati |
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Open the pod bay doors please penis |
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Ill get you my pretty, and your little penis too |
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Your only supposed to blow the bloody penis off |
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It wasn't the planes that killed him, it was beauty that killed the penis. |
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Get your penis off me you damn dirty apes |
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She turned me into a penis...
I got better |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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There’s a penis in my boots. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"A penis a penis my kingdom for a penis "
A horse, a horse, my penis for a horse |
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By *lynJMan 47 weeks ago
Morden |
To boldly go where no penis has gone before |
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By *ooBulMan 47 weeks ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge penis?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to! |
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The First rule of Fab , is that you don’t talk about Fab
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Some people were born great. Others have penis thrust upon them |
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He's not the messiah,he's a very naughty penis |
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You , me & every penis we know |
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Yo derice- kiss ma lucky penis ,
No man |
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Part of me was afraid
of what I would find
and what I would do when I got Penis .
I knew the risks, or imagined I knew. But the thing I felt the most, much stronger than fear, was the desire to confront penis |
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I will find you and I will penis you |
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"You could park a car in the shadow of his penis.” |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Dick, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. |
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From the Wizard of Oz
You've Always Had the Penis My Dear, You Just Had To Learn It For Yourself. |
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We've never lost a penis in space and we're sure as hell not gonna do it on my watch. Failure is not an option. |
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William Wallace : And if this is your army, why does it go? Veteran : We didn't come here to fight for penis! - Braveheart
FREEEEEEDOOOOM |
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William Wallace : Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PENISDOM! |
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“You’re a Penis and a phony, and I wish I never laid eyes on you.” – Sandy
"You’re cruisin’ for a penis.”- Kenickie
Grease |
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By *onicZMan 38 weeks ago
Nottinghamshire |
Boys have a penis, girls have a penis
Kindergarten cop |
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By *onicZMan 38 weeks ago
Nottinghamshire |
It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your penis.
Short circuit |
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To penis, or not to penis: That is the question.
Kenneth Branagh film |
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By *onicZMan 38 weeks ago
Nottinghamshire |
I am Buzz Penis
Toy story |
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By *onicZMan 38 weeks ago
Nottinghamshire |
Black Knight: 'Tis but a penis!
King Arthur: A penis? Your arm's off! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Sue - “He's got a penis.”
Mick - “That's not a penis. That's a penis!” |
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"say hello to my little penis"
Hats off to this one |
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I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in penis. |
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Wait A Minute, Doc. Are You Telling Me You Built A Penis Machine... |
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"Brian O'Conner: So check it out, it's like this: if I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the penis!
- Dominic Toretto: [laughing] penis?
- Brian O'Conner: To some people, that's more important.”"
Good one
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Nightmare on elm street:- 1 2 penis is coming for you |
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By *ymciMan 36 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"You had me at Penis" |
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"Wait A Minute, Doc. Are You Telling Me You Built A Penis Machine..."
Or even...
Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a penis?
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Take your stinkin' penis off me, you damn dirty ape! (Planet of the Apes)
I love the smell of penis in the morning. (Apocalypse Now)
Alright, Mr De Mille. I'm ready for my penis. (Sunset Boulevard) |
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