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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Today is world aquatic animal day! I know,news to me too. Seems every day I wake up the internet tells me , 'Today is ....... ' something or other day. Seems we have days for any old shit..... so

What day do you want to come into existence ?

Roll a turd in glitter day ?

Compulsory sex in Tesco day ?

National no News Day ?

What ?

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By *ellinever70Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

National there's nothing special about you day

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By *carlettsWoman over a year ago

Harpenden

Not giving a flying f@%k day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grope a Granny Day 👵

(*with consent)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

National No Laundry Day

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By *im le2Man over a year ago

AYLESTONE

Mind your own business day.

Yes you can jump the que day.

No phones or music on public transport day.

Leave the kids at home and not in the pub/restaurant day.

Free beer at the pub day.

No bikes/ scooter on the pavement day.

Don't block the isles in the supermarket day.

And one impossible one.

No idiot drivers day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

National Procrastination day

I'll think of a date later

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

New Book Day is already a thing in my world ☺️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman over a year ago

Northwest

"Not giving a flying f@%k day.

That’s pretty much most of my week 😁

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By *urves and MischiefWoman over a year ago

Northwest

"Grope a Granny Day 👵

(*with consent)"

Grab a granny night used to be every Thursday night at the Ritz in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Legally allowed to run over a cyclist day

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By *rthur30Man over a year ago

Warrington

National Polite and Kind Day

National Sex with Arthur30 Day

National Mint Viennetta Day

And National Granny-Crumpet Day, of course!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

National Sashay Like a Sexy Strumpet Day (for the Glamazon in all of us). 👸

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'm with Half Man Half Biscuit on this one: National Shite Day.

Get all the shite over and done with in one day and have a lovely rest of the year.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

World mind your own damn business and stop whining with brass knobs on day.

Inter continental use public transport without having b o day

National stop telling people "he wouldn't hurt a fly" when your dog sniffs round their legs and they obviously don't like it.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman over a year ago

Reading

"New Book Day is already a thing in my world ☺️"

This sounds amazing. Maybe I’ll make Saturday new book day.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Shag Sam day, where all the ladies bombard me with sex requests

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

International apathy d

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

National tooting the horn day.

I think this may actually be day organised by WA.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oily boob massage day

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Don't be a dick day..

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By *rivervaderMan over a year ago

bolton

National naked day

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Relocate a flock of seagulls to Paraguay day.

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

National Awkward Flirting Day

Celebrated every year on June 13th, this is the day where everyone is encouraged to flirt in the most absurdly awkward, and uncomfortably hilarious way possible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard day.

If you haven't got one, or you're a woman or a child you have to wear a stick-on one.

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Beard day.

If you haven't got one, or you're a woman or a child you have to wear a stick-on one."

In!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beard day.

If you haven't got one, or you're a woman or a child you have to wear a stick-on one.

In! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk like an Egyptian Day

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

National oral sex day.

All day.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

See how many jam doughnuts you can eat till you are sick day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Substitute the phrase 'hairy nipples' for all conjunctions in your email Day.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

National "retail workers can say what they actually think" day.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"National "retail workers can say what they actually think" day."

There's widespread panic, economic collapse, irreparable damage.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

National talk like a pirate day " garrrrr"

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

St George's day.

Actually don't that's a silly idea, noone will ever be allowed to celebrate the patron saint of England.

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple over a year ago

Manchester

We have a national braless day and I am sure there is a Saint Nicholas day so why not a knicker less day

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By *ynamicnatureMan over a year ago

Doncaster

National do a good deed for someone day, bonus points if it's for a stranger and you can put a smile on their dial,😁🌈❤️

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message a single bloke day!!!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

National sit on sams face day (for the ladies)

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"National talk like a pirate day " garrrrr""

Think this is an actual day. Sept 19th.

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

National 'sacrifice a billionaire to poseidon day'. We have had 2 go in the last two years to bizarre watery dooms.

I have a few ideas for candidates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunday is officially message Wonko day

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"National talk like a pirate day " garrrrr"

Think this is an actual day. Sept 19th."

That it be

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"National talk like a pirate day " garrrrr"

Think this is an actual day. Sept 19th."

Brixham pirate festival in may is a great day of drinking and shenanigans

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By *hismMan over a year ago

Ballygonowhere

National,try not to be a cunt day

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Today is .......... National PLAY OUTSIDE day ... Has a whole new meaning on here.

Good Luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today is .......... National PLAY OUTSIDE day ... Has a whole new meaning on here.

Good Luck "

🐕

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