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I’d fuck you but…..
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By *liny OP Man 23 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
The last one filled up quicker than a portaloo at a festival.
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You’re not looking for TVs |
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By *rsMxCouple 23 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"You’re not looking for TVs "
but....i'd be scared you had sexier heels than i do  |
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Sorry to busy watching TV here ...  |
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"Sorry to busy watching TV here ... "
How you watch TV in that position I do not know! |
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"Sorry to busy watching TV here ...
How you watch TV in that position I do not know! "
His willy has been bonked off |
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By *liny OP Man 23 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
I don’t do clubs |
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I’m not that good at undoing knots |
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By *ixyduoCouple 23 weeks ago
Cheshire ish |
We don't know enough about ropes yet |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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I'm not allowed within 200 metres of you |
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...but you would ruin me for anyone else |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"You’re not looking for TVs
but....i'd be scared you had sexier heels than i do "
I might have |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Don’t know where to start |
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I left my nipple clamps in my other jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Start at the end! "
Your riddles had me confused |
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"I’m more confused  "
Tinsel gets itchy |
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By *ucaba74Man 23 weeks ago
Walsall Wood |
"Start at the end! "
If you wanna do it backwards ...
You can leave now.
That was great.
I'm getting there ...
grunt, grunt, grunt!
etc. etc. ... |
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By *ucaba74Man 23 weeks ago
Walsall Wood |
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"...she only meets in clubs. "
Still London |
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By *la207Man 23 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
....you didn't give a chance |
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By *ixyduoCouple 23 weeks ago
Cheshire ish |
Edinburgh is too cold in the winter |
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"Edinburgh is too cold in the winter"
Your not looking for me, unfortunately |
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By *orkhdmMan 23 weeks ago
Huddersfield |
I may be blinded by the sparkling hot pants! |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I may be blinded by the sparkling hot pants! "
He has been sparkled |
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I'd fuck you but.......absolutely nothing |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I'd fuck you but.......absolutely nothing "
Your buffness is causing me performance anxiety |
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I'd fuck you but... I'm not actually in government. |
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I'm straight straight not fab straight |
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"I'm straight straight not fab straight "
I'm straight
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"I'm straight straight not fab straight I'm straight "
I'd fuck but..... your a man |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I'm straight straight not fab straight I'm straight "
Your eyes are staring straight into my soul |
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By *dlim23Man 23 weeks ago
Limerick |
"I may be blinded by the sparkling hot pants!
He has been sparkled "
Id fuck you but you're not here,
And if you were you'd probably say no |
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"You're too far away"
She has slinked into the shadows |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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I'm eating breakfast |
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But I might distract you from the forums |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 23 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"[Removed by poster at 13/12/25 10:04:08]"
He was an extra in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He played one of the animals  |
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"[Removed by poster at 13/12/25 10:04:08]
He was an extra in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He played one of the animals "
I can’t match the lamppost |
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U seem a bit tied up at the mom6 |
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By *ashedMan 23 weeks ago
hemel |
But nothing x i would just fuck you |
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...but she's heard it all before |
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You would turn me down in a flash x |
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"You would turn me down in a flash x"
He's after a flash |
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Wouldn't say no from either of you x |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 23 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Wouldn't say no from either of you x"
He keeps singing the theme to Danger Mouse, like it's some kind of verbal tic |
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It's a toss up between boobs and this lotion but I'm choosing this lotion |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
She makes too much mess 🤷🏻♂️ |
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"She makes too much mess 🤷🏻♂️"
He lives too close and might come back for more  |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
"She makes too much mess 🤷🏻♂️
He lives too close and might come back for more "
She lives to close and always wants more 😏 |
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She keeps writing something just as I have written something about someone else! |
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She doesn't have the equipment required |
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He looks a bit wet behind the ears  |
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By *liny OP Man 23 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
He has an ear fetish |
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He’s not in London this weekend 🤷♂️ |
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By *ing49Man 23 weeks ago
cambs |
Id fuck you....and there's no buts |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
I would but you haven’t change your bed sheets in six months |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"He only fucks in a bed "
I’d be too busy sucking those tits |
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By *att71Man 23 weeks ago
The Railway Town - North Wilts |
"I'm digesting a sausage. "
I'm too busy watching a sausage being digested lol |
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I want to join the sausage digesting fun! |
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Sausage ready for digesting here 😂 |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
"I want to join the sausage digesting fun!"
Too busy shopping for sausages |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
"She's vegan  "
Corn sausages 🤷🏻♂️ |
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"I'm vegetarian lol
He was Jason King's stunt double "
She’s like a weeble |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"He lives in the past "
I've just had a shower and don't want to get filthy again
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That tinsel woukd tickle my nose |
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"That tinsel woukd tickle my nose"
The piercing made my eyes water |
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"That tinsel woukd tickle my nose
The piercing made my eyes water "
That wasn’t a piercing |
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By *aven RedWoman 23 weeks ago
who knows, but it's not raining x |
"Need something to work with "
I have cramp in my legs x |
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I'm of on holiday in the morning |
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"Too short for me and no cock 😛"
You’re way out of my league |
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I'm straight, not Fab straight |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
He tried to ruin Christmas 🫢 |
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The grinch just bit my cock off |
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By *as0046Man 23 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
"The grinch just bit my cock off"
He’s a mean one ☹️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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But what would your wife say?? 🤪 |
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"His wife wouldn't let him"
She’s too naughty |
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"His wife wouldn't let him
She’s too naughty"
I don’t have baps |
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"His wife wouldn't let him
She’s too naughty
I don’t have baps"
Can’t remember all of the words of the speech from Henry V🤷♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I like the cold x"
No buts... I just would |
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"I like the cold x"
We’d get tinselitis |
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By *aven RedWoman 23 weeks ago
who knows, but it's not raining x |
"I'm under a blanket. "
I'm trying to find her x |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Im not that lucky "
He's too cocky 😉 |
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"Im not that lucky
He's too cocky 😉"
No buts , I would |
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"Scotland is too cold"
I’m too busy collecting firewood 😘 |
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"Scotland is too cold
I’m too busy collecting firewood 😘"
Not the kinda wood I'm after |
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"Scotland is too cold
I’m too busy collecting firewood 😘
Not the kinda wood I'm after "
Your wood specification is making me too hot! |
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By *b1980Man 23 weeks ago
Burnley |
"Im not that lucky
He's too cocky 😉
No buts , I would "
thank you |
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"Hes already pulled "
I'd have to spank you first |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first "
too late to drive to Dublin |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin "
Don’t do authorities |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities "
He's hiding in the shadows |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows "
They are looking into the darkness 😆 |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows
They are looking into the darkness 😆"
He doesn't want to come to the dark side |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows
They are looking into the darkness 😆
He doesn't want to come to the dark side "
I’ve already got my darth outfit on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows
They are looking into the darkness 😆
He doesn't want to come to the dark side "
I'm on the wrong side of the Irish sea |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows
They are looking into the darkness 😆
He doesn't want to come to the dark side
I’ve already got my darth outfit on 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Kinky 🤪🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Hes already pulled
I'd have to spank you first too late to drive to Dublin
Don’t do authorities
He's hiding in the shadows
They are looking into the darkness 😆
He doesn't want to come to the dark side
I’ve already got my darth outfit on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kinky 🤪🤣🤣🤣"
I’d have to do both of you  |
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By *liny OP Man 23 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
He’s got his hands full with 2 others |
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"He’s got his hands full with 2 others "
He's too busy with undersized rings 😛 |
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By *axmanMan 23 weeks ago
halifax |
"She just won't obey "
I'm too far away boo hoo  |
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"She just won't obey I'm too far away boo hoo "
I thought his username was the tax man |
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....you would be a hard habit to break. |
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I always go for park Lane 1st 🤷 |
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Your in the middle east.....oh read that wrong, easy Midlands is still too far x |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Your mustache would tickle me |
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....it would ruin a lovely friendship with this fine fellow. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"....it would ruin a lovely friendship with this fine fellow."
I think it’d be too tight 🍩 |
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"....it would ruin a lovely friendship with this fine fellow.
I think it’d be too tight 🍩 "
I'm too far away |
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"I’m into baps"
Not into chaps |
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"I’m into baps
Not into chaps "
I'd make you shit wrong for a week. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"I’m into baps
Not into chaps
I'd make you shit wrong for a week. "
I’ve run out of viagra |
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By *liny OP Man 22 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
"Too big for me"
I’m too big for him |
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"Too big for me
I’m too big for him "
He can't decide between Manchester and Liverpool |
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"Too big for me
I’m too big for him
He can't decide between Manchester and Liverpool "
I'd be busy dressing with you. |
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