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Keep it polite, and use a bit of humour 😉 |
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I ate two many pigs in blankets last night |
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"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night"
*too
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"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night*too"
He's a pig in the sheets |
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"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night*too
He's a pig in the sheets "
Half of fab are before us in the fan club x |
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They can't decide whether there here or not.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"They can't decide whether there here or not. "
We would need breaks to visit warhammer world. |
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Hes too busy at warhammer world |
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By *urenutsMan 22 weeks ago
Waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"Hes too busy at warhammer world "
You don't fancy me |
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"Hes too busy at warhammer world
You don't fancy me"
Don’t like nuts |
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I can't find him in the shadows of a mountain  |
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He doesnt know how to light the way |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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The lights of gondor are already lit..
We need a cohort of Adepta Sororitas to complete the orgy |
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He's out punting on the Thames |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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but I'm outside your age preference 😔
also great tattoos |
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He's to busy admiring ink (can't blame him ) |
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"...is it worth the punt? 🙂"
Hasitates at risking anything. X |
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"....I may as well anyway."
No pain , no gain. I believe they say |
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By *urenutsMan 22 weeks ago
Waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"....I may as well anyway.
No pain , no gain. I believe they say"
MFM |
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"....I may as well anyway.
No pain , no gain. I believe they say
MFM"
Just not that way inclined |
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"He's too much of a grinch  "
He's holding instead of using |
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"He's too much of a grinch
He's holding instead of using "
She skipped The Minion and deserves to be punished 😏 |
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"Has gone back for _he minion  "
I'm always worth a repeat visit |
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Needs to find a way of getting them together to make a superminion |
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"We’re not kinky enough "
They won't be corrupted |
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"They're not kinky enough "
I've forgotten the condoms |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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You’re not looking for TVs |
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I've already got out the shower |
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By *as0046Man 22 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
"I don’t like looking down."
She keeps sitting on my face |
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"I don’t like looking down.
She keeps sitting on my face "
He doesnt play by the rules |
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But you've not replied to my previous message mo this ago  x |
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"Queens are better than rooks  "
Brilliant!! |
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"Queens are better than rooks "
Lol
You've put me off ring doughnuts |
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He’s not bi, but I’ll have a pint with you |
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"I'm working "
He can’t multi task |
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"I'm working
He can’t multi task "
I just would, bend over gorgeous 🔥🔥🔥 |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 22 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"I'm working
He can’t multi task "
Can't think of anything  |
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He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻♀️ |
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"He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻♀️"
I thought she said Strap IN 😱 |
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"He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻♀️
I thought she said Strap IN 😱"
He screams like a girl |
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Can i watch match of the day over your shoulder 😆 |
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Hes more interested in the football |
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"Hes more interested in the football "
I need to get ready for work |
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"Hes more interested in the football
I need to get ready for work"
When I said FAF she thought I meant fit as fuck 🤷🏻♀️ |
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Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum! |
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"Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum! "
I can't think of an excuse not to
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"Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum! I can't think of an excuse not to "
He hangs out with 3 stunning girls so I’m surplus to requirements |
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I'm not taking anything that's hanging out something else's hole's |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Im in bed but only for sleep |
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It would ruin our harmonious friendship. |
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I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓 |
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"I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓"
We’re in separate cells ( currently) |
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"I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓
We’re in separate cells ( currently) "
Lost the key |
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By *as0046Man 22 weeks ago
Stourbridge |
You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻♂️ |
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"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻♂️"
WTF?  |
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"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻♂️
WTF? "
He forgot he had a secret husband 🤣🤣 |
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You might get lost in the ecstacy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Or lost in the Bermuda Triangle 👙 |
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"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻♂️
WTF?
He forgot he had a secret husband 🤣🤣"
And learning how the quote function works  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋 |
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"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋 "
Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken |
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"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋
Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken"
Chocolate gives me a migraine |
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"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋
Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken
Chocolate gives me a migraine "
I can't find an excuse not to |
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He’s smoking when I want roasting |
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They're far too amorous for me. 😈 |
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"They're far too amorous for me. 😈"
Still London |
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"They're far too amorous for me. 😈
Still London "
He is too busy battling |
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"I’m so tired "
Your legs would make me finish too soon |
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"I’m so tired
Your legs would make me finish too soon "
He would fire too quick |
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By *ndi37Man 22 weeks ago
Manchester |
But I'd break you and leave you wanting more!!! |
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"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄"
Can’t spell cwtch |
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"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄
Can’t spell cwtch"
He knows I don’t speak Welsh! Xx 😄 |
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"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄
Can’t spell cwtch
He knows I don’t speak Welsh! Xx 😄"
Not with your mouth full…. |
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Ooft he’s handing out burns, I might need a fireman |
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I need to make my packed lunch for work tomorrow |
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"I need to make my packed lunch for work tomorrow"
he’s got his hands full
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".... I'm going to anyway."
no buts |
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".... I'm going to anyway. no buts "
It’s got to be butter |
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I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night |
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"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night "
Is there butter? |
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"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night
Is there butter?"
no marg |
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No buts/butts, but a derrière of magnificence. 🙂 |
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"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night
Is there butter? no marg "
Tightarse |
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"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night
Is there butter? no marg
Tightarse"
he’s rich!! |
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She's too tight for my whole fist 🤷🏻♀️ |
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.... I need to wine her and dine her first. |
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".... I need to wine her and dine her first. "
La la land not London |
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Stuck in work doing stupid admin! Xx 😘 |
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"Stuck in work doing stupid admin! Xx 😘 "
Admin 🤮 |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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I'm glued to the sofa |
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"I'm glued to the sofa"
Told you UHU wasn’t a smiley wave….. |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
U always in the dark |
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...you would hold me to ransom. |
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"...you would hold me to ransom."
Doesn’t play fair in Mayfair |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
I cNt see anything.. It's too dark |
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You're enjoying the lollipop a bit too much |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
You wnt let me show u what I can do to your lollipop 😉 |
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He’s looking for above average! Xx 😄 |
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"He’s looking for above average! Xx 😄"
I just would. Bend over 😈 |
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He breaking the rules of the game! Xx 😄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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I'm too busy admiring your Christmas tree |
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He’s easily distracted by pretty lights and baubles! Xx 😘 |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Im easily distracted too.. But by something else 🍑 😜 |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 22 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"You’re even further!"
We've got nothing |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
U spend too long at the pub |
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"U spend too long at the pub "
Sticky |
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I need to start my Christmas shopping |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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He's busy in crowded areas and i'm claustrophobic |
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By *a1970Man 22 weeks ago
East cork |
No one is watching at the moment |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"U spend too long at the pub
Sticky"
He used the word sticky.... Cringing |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"No one is watching at the moment "
Pineapple is the wrong way |
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"No one is watching at the moment
Pineapple is the wrong way"
You'd just enjoy it too much |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
That tinsel looks pretty itchy |
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That scratching should really put me off... but it doesnt 🤷♂️ |
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he is too busy making another sequel |
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"he is too busy making another sequel"
😂😂
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"he is too busy making another sequel😂😂"
The 2nd cumming ? |
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By *ndi37Man 22 weeks ago
Manchester |
I don't do sloppy seconds. |
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By *fffunCouple 22 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Thier busy |
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"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️"
Turn the lights on man. |
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"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️
Turn the lights on man."
I like the dark |
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"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️
Turn the lights on man.
I like the dark "
She has better taste 😉 |
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