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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It was a long and somewhat boring journey but now that..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

We are home lets have a shower and then....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Engage is some naughty, kinky, fun and frolics with..

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Our handcuffs and bondage candles. Now you've been a very naughty boy...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Time for some pegging...where did I put the Ky jelly.....

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Bugger...I left it in the spare room at Auntie Veras next to the dildo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Meanwhile on the south side of town,Auntie Vera was having a right old squelchy time..

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By *issButtonWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

The only problem was, she couldn’t reach the...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Bedpan she hides under the...

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

The bed..Where hidden are the most massive dildos...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Auntie Vera had to make do with an assortment of great british vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sometimes she got aunt Bessie round to..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Liking her 5-a day and to try out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The firm ripe cucumber..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"The firm ripe cucumber.."

With tuna and....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

A Winning lottery ticket for......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some ky jelly and a session with..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Some ky jelly and a session with.."

A great foot spa...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

But Auntie Vera wasn't...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..Fulfilled. She knew the only thing for her was a pina colada and a

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

..donut...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"..donut..."

She also had a bowl of fruit.....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

And a beautiful pear

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then away she went looking for

....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

A victim..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"A victim.."
or a chicken....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

To stuff with..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Glitter.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Balls...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Huge ones....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

And squidgy..auntie Vera thought...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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So auntie vera was so hungry she ate a

....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big old bag of...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Popcorn and....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Potatoes

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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With carrots

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

...and peas...but she

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"...and peas...but she"
has a wind problem when she eats peas her farts are loud and stink so she

....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"...and peas...but shehas a wind problem when she eats peas her farts are loud and stink so she

...."

Blames the dog, who...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"...and peas...but shehas a wind problem when she eats peas her farts are loud and stink so she

....

Blames the dog, who..."

Barks like a

....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Gimp..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Gimp.."
and dances like.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

A dancing queen on..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"A dancing queen on.."

Stilts....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So her legs were..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"So her legs were.."

Very long....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

..and lithe and she could...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Dance the tango like a ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Dance the tango like a ..."
Hippopotamus....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Wearing a...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Wearing a..."

Tutti and a blonde wig ....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

And a leopard skin leotard, but she wasn't...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"And a leopard skin leotard, but she wasn't..."
Wearing her favorite red lippy so she....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Nicked some off her best mate,and she...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Nicked some off her best mate,and she..."

Smothered it on...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Her pinny...but that was ok, because..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Her pinny...but that was ok, because.."

It was filthy anyway...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So who gives a s*** ..anyway when...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"So who gives a s*** ..anyway when..."

She can do the splits and walk on hot coal....

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Suddenly a knock at the door distracted auntie from her task in hand. "Hello there" the voice deep and commanding, reminded her of that evening long ago when the sailors invited her on board their vessel... Were they back so soon?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Suddenly a knock at the door distracted auntie from her task in hand. "Hello there" the voice deep and commanding, reminded her of that evening long ago when the sailors invited her on board their vessel... Were they back so soon? "

Oh god, auntie said, where is my..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Suddenly a knock at the door distracted auntie from her task in hand. "Hello there" the voice deep and commanding, reminded her of that evening long ago when the sailors invited her on board their vessel... Were they back so soon?

Oh god, auntie said, where is my..

"

Elephant I can't seem to find it....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Oh.. There it is in the..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Oh.. There it is in the.."

backyard trying to flirt with the neighbours....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Oh.. There it is in the..

backyard trying to flirt with the neighbours...."

Zebra....

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Fridge, chilled ready and waiting for more anal probing. Elephant her nickname for the majestic dildo, hummed like a Jedi's light sabre. "Now who wants to feel the force" she said and the sailors dropped their pants... All bar

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Fridge, chilled ready and waiting for more anal probing. Elephant her nickname for the majestic dildo, hummed like a Jedi's light sabre. "Now who wants to feel the force" she said and the sailors dropped their pants... All bar"

The zebra

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Fridge, chilled ready and waiting for more anal probing. Elephant her nickname for the majestic dildo, hummed like a Jedi's light sabre. "Now who wants to feel the force" she said and the sailors dropped their pants... All bar

The zebra "

A huge bang scared all the sailors so they pulled up their pants and ran off screaming....

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

All bar those sailors who voted not to leave Europe, because they had already been f*&ked and would know their fate come the end of the month. "Come to me you poor things, so i can hoosh it up you some more" auntie said..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Fridge, chilled ready and waiting for more anal probing. Elephant her nickname for the majestic dildo, hummed like a Jedi's light sabre. "Now who wants to feel the force" she said and the sailors dropped their pants... All bar

The zebra

A huge bang scared all the sailors so they pulled up their pants and ran off screaming...."

Down the hill then they met some....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Beautiful mythical creatures that could turn anything to stone....

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Irish lads who laughed at their fate... Pay back they thought, shame as you all will suffer a great loss ??. Auntie continued to f€&k over the sailors while the ship began to sink... Tally ho blighty, they cried God bless us all DV.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Irish lads who laughed at their fate... Pay back they thought, shame as you all will suffer a great loss ??. Auntie continued to f€&k over the sailors while the ship began to sink... Tally ho blighty, they cried God bless us all DV. "

???????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just how many sailors did auntie fuck

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Beautiful mythical creatures that could turn anything to stone...."

And even make Auntie vera do some cooking which she did she made....

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

.... Uk leaving Europe, not a topic for humour or puns. Just a reality of lies heaped upon the British public, good luck folks fingers crossed for the future.

Ps... Would the last person leaving switch off the lights.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A creampie and all the sailors had a piece of it before they went down on the ship

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Auntie fucked all those who wanted to remain in Europe. We here wish you all the very best ??

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Auntie fucked all those who wanted to remain in Europe. We here wish you all the very best

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By *j me.Man  over a year ago

Blackrock

Auntie fucked all those who wanted to remain in Europe. We here wish you all the very best.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"A creampie and all the sailors had a piece of it before they went down on the ship "

Then suddenly....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Auntie must have been fucked after all that

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Auntie must have been fucked after all that "

Yes she was soooo tired that she fell asleep and forgot about the....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amount of sailors she had actually fucked

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Amount of sailors she had actually fucked "

So she ate her dinner then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Started to think about how many sailors she fucked

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Started to think about how many sailors she fucked "

And sang for when she was an actress...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She had starred in many films

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"She had starred in many films "

She did great films Auntie was a huge star back in the day...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She has got 3 Oscars to her name

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And many happy memories of being bent over the casting couch biting her quivering lower lip in anticipation....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"And many happy memories of being bent over the casting couch biting her quivering lower lip in anticipation...."

Of doing the time warp...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Again

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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And again....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Auntie Vera's real name was Lola, she was a showgirl...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Auntie Vera's real name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."

With a nose like....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Pinnochio....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Pinnochio...."

And hair like...

Rapunzel

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pinnochio....

And hair like...

Rapunzel"

Hanging right down to her....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Pinnochio....

And hair like...

Rapunzel

Hanging right down to her...."

Toes

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

...so she could cut her hair and her toenails at the same time..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Boiling up a big pot pot of lentil soup for the...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

...sailors...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

But the sailors had legged it so she gave it to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The local hippies who adored lentil soup,they could'nt thank her enough, or so they thought..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

We should write a song for her..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"We should write a song for her.."

And get ....... To sing it

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

In the local pub..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Where's the peanuts?...she said..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Where's the peanuts?...she said.."

Before arranging a....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Turgid todger inspection by the busty barmaid who ..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Turgid todger inspection by the busty barmaid who .."

Was a tgirl.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Turgid todger inspection by the busty barmaid who ..

Was a tgirl..... "

Who's name was........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Big bernie..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So Bernie thought, let's have some fun and..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Began to strip off

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

She had her best...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orgasm ever

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Thanks to..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The midget locally known as long shanks..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"The midget locally known as long shanks.."

Who had.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

A massive...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"A massive..."

Tongue.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

And a big...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"And a big..."

Bag of rice and.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And a big...

Bag of rice and....."

Chips..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"And a big...

Bag of rice and.....

Chips.."

All from........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aldis

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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They needed some more food so went to.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Long shanks favourite store

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Long shanks favourite store "
For taking food and....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not paying for it

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Not paying for it"

Run run they are after us don't drop the....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tin of salmon ffs

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Tin of salmon ffs "
and....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bottle of wine

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"The bottle of wine "
A red bottle of wine which.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was the dearest they could steal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And easily conceal...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It down his balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He wasn't called long shanks for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The wine was warm and they both drank it back...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And felt very horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think it was the smell of the tinned salmon that drove them wild

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"I think it was the smell of the tinned salmon that drove them wild

"

Wild to the point they......

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"I think it was the smell of the tinned salmon that drove them wild

Wild to the point they......"

were sick.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"time to go back to Tescos and do it all over again"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


""time to go back to Tescos and do it all over again" "
and get some....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chillies and ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But they had all been sold..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

So decided on a big jar of Marmite and a crusty loaf..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"So decided on a big jar of Marmite and a crusty loaf..

"

And some cheese and...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Picallili...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm not eating any of that thought longshanks as he waddled off to the fish market in search of..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

The next boat trip down the river to .....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The next boat trip down the river to ....."

Liverpool...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or Glasgow

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So he got on the boat with...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another 2 tins of salmon

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

And a cucumber and set off to...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their cabin for a good bit of

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

..eating...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

and deciding what to wear for the fancy dress party.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Then in burst big bernie and freed her barnicles from her bra..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

The barnacles were very pleased and..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She was so relieved

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She got on her hands and knees and..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And put her arse in the air

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

While the sailors lined up behind her

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