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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Her bottom lip trembled...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

as she fanny farted while laid down

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Her juice spattered from her fanny with the fart

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By *picknspanMan  over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Her juice spattered from her fanny with the fart "

It covered the curtains, the cat and left a stain shaped similarly to Africa on her beige shag pile carpet

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

At that very moment the butler entered....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The maid from behind..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The End

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of the sofa

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By *r AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"The End "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The End lol"

Good story

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By *r AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Of the sofa"
was wet

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By *r AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"The End lol

Good story "

they list me as splatter lol

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

She was on all 4s with her arse in the air

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By *r AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"The End lol

Good story they list me as splatter lol"

lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She was on all 4s with her arse in the air "

It was a lovely arse just right for...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She was on all 4s with her arse in the air

It was a lovely arse just right for..."

Showing reruns of Friends on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As it was big enough to hold a..

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Small party, drinks on top and snacks inbetween the butt cheeks..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The butler's white gloved hand carefully inserted the canapés

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

While his other gloved hand..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Removed the pickled onion from his butt and popped it into ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

His mouth for a quick taste before..

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Sliding it back in his butt for afters..

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

With his butt clenched so no one could steal his onion he...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Shuffled backwards towards the corner where he could...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Squeeze it out into the empty cocktail glass

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

An onion sniffer walked past and picked the cocktail glass up and...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

gave it a good, long snort before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quaffing it all, leaving slip gently off his tongue, deep into his throat to trickle down far into him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Which disgusted the other people in the room so he was..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Banished from decent society and ordered to spend the rest of his life as Prince Andrew's flunkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A role he relished until he found himself..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Tasked with the delicate job of ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Nibbling the queens...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Horse, before he ran into the stable to

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mount Camilla before..

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

It was banned for cruelty to animals by Charles who

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just wanted to drink carling black label and breakdance to..

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

To some tunes with Theresa May

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Before boris....

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Took out his weapon and used it to

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Fight Jeremy Corben for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A blow job off Diane abbott but she...

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Got the numbers and timing wrong so passed the job to Anne Whitacombe who...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

At the time had Nicola Sturgon pounding into her from behind with a 9" tartan dildo singing..

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Didnt I have a lovely time the day I came to Bangor

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

She cut her singing short remembering that it was in bognor party weekend at butlins. Remembering she .missed certain home she sang some more. I had to walk 500 miles and I had to walk 500 more

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Nicola withdrew her tartan phallus .... realising she was unfit to

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Carry on as she knew Wee Jimmy Krankie was much better at it than her.

Instead she decided to. ..

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Continue with the crankies instead of politics cos she was shite at it and ....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

And then the chuckle brothers entered the room and entered her. To you to me, to you to me they shouted as they passed her...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The tartan phullus which was dripping with Nicola's fanny juices. Barry Chuckle stirred his cup of tea with it then ...

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By *9MidlandsMan69Man  over a year ago

Desborough

Slapped Nicola round the face with it, before making her

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Sing englands national anthem with a huge...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Organ right behind her and a naked Gospel choir. Then from behind the closed curtains appeared ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

The naughty Vicar who...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Was swigging whiskey from the bottle and selling fake Rolex watches. He said to Nicola, the Chuckle Brothers and the Krankees . ..

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Bend over and take one from the lord, the 12 commandments coming your way, who wants me, the whisky bottle, the cross or nine of the naked choir. Let's have a raffle, £1 for a secret Santa penetration. Lets raise some cash for....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The poor and unfortunate souls who,try as they might,can never...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Find a meet on Fab despite . ..

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By *9MidlandsMan69Man  over a year ago

Desborough

Messaging 1,000,000 inflicted souls with the same message

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

And only getting one reply which said ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm probably not what you're looking for but,i can be if you...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Lubricate yourself thoroughly with beef gravy, then

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Allowing Rover the bloodhound to slabber over your meat and two veg........

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Then follow the scent back to your love nest where we can...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Make a big pot of ham and pea soup and invite a fab friend over to....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Pour it over their genitals before licking it off. But first let's ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

get naked and wrestle in a bath tub of cold baked beans and...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Then add the manky baked beans to the big pot of ham and pea soup before we ...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Serve it to the Queen and her...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Favourite son Prince Andrew. Andrew had had a busy couple of days. He had been ....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

To pizza express but was disappointed they did not have beans on the menu, so was really...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Neededing to release his frustration by ....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Aggressively humping a Honey Badger, they really dont like...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Being called honey. They find it patronising.

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

But still, they were less kinky than his ex wife who...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Is very durty!! and loves to....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Read her monthly subscription to small gauge model trains in first class, while a small Philippino boy...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Dressed as girl does the house work. Suddenly....

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"They realised they had eaten all the soup with the manky beans in... and shat all over Fergie's model train magazine, causing more cleaning for the poor boy child, who really did enjoy being dressed as a girl. At that shitfest moment a well hung random stranger entered the room and.... "

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Said "I didnt realise the prince was having a get together, who wants some of my".....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Wienerschnitzel...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Or twiglet, you will either love it or hate it. It tastes better....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

If you get a toothless hag to lick the marmite off then dunk it a glass of fresh jizz before you ...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Wipe it on the curtains, of course you'll need...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

To do it whilst the curtains are open so the passers by can...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Cast judgement on your glistening twiglet, by now the Philippino boy/girl servant was heading to retrieve the step ladders when a loud...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Crash was heard, someone had just fallen of the ladders and so the Philipono had to find a chair to...

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Enable HRH Lizzie to sit and watch the events as they unfolded and the paramedics try to revive the twiglet flashing, curtain swinging fool, when suddenly, from nowhere....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Prince Andrew flew past in his superman outfit. Eager to give first aid thinking it was a snake bite he sucked the....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Twiglet so hard it perforated his bowel causing a...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Gust of release from the ham,pea and bean cocktail he had earlier. His ass dropped and....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

The resulting tsunami swept HRH Lizzie, dirty Fergie, the philippino boy and the twiglet wiggling casualty away like...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Pooh sticks under the bridge in a fast flowing stream. Only Prince Andrew was left so he decided to ....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Get ready for his TV interview, putting on his stockings and wig, he didnt really look feminine, more...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Like Greyson Perry with flu and a tummy bug. He was sure his cunning plan to be interviewed as Virginia Roberts would work and he could deny ever having met or had sex with himself. He smoothed down his tight fitting frock and.. .

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Adjusted his breasts, his left boob was making its escape and had managed to get as far as his shoulder blade before...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

He realised he looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and would probably be blamed for the devastating Cathedral fire if anyone saw him dressed like that. He had to think quickly. He decided to ...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Rush into the next studio where Disney were holding auditions for a new live action remake of it.

He swung onto set holding...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The crown jewels tightly. Mummy would not miss them until the next State Opening of Parliament. He burst through the studio door and...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Was immediately tackled by security, in the scuffle (which he rather enjoyed), the jewels spilled out over the floor, suddenly...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Loving the taste of his own spillage he knelt down to the queen, his mum and lapped up his spillage and then turned to share his mouthful with...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Bubbles the monkey, he was more used to King spillage though and he started to...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swing through the trees to spread the word a new king had cum

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

To share his banana and...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Suck his plums.

All of a sudden ....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

A pair of melons and a juicy peach was spotted coming...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Dripping along the studio floor. The woman flicked her long, auburn hair over her shoulders, smiled and said ....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Do you do Australian kisses, it's a french kiss down under. Then her legs opened revealing...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A didgeridoo protruding from her foof.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

When a surgeon was sent for to remove it and reinsert into the neighbours.....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 02/12/19 09:30:25]

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Letterbox. The postman was also trying to insert...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

His hand, to try and retrieve ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

His package but his hand was too small so he...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

[Removed by poster at 02/12/19 09:35:36]

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 02/12/19 09:36:27]

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Phoned Donald Trump to ask if he could retrieve it for him with his tiny hands. Trump replied..

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

My tiny hands are unavailable as I am stroking Putins tiny...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Russian doll, it fits inside...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Andrew said "Russian dolls - they're so full of themselves. I prefer . . .

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Rubber dolls or mannequins, they dont tell on me and....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

The only problem with them is they burst when I bite and.....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Strangle them. It's a habit of things bursting like....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

When I try and push an inflated balloon up my bottom. In future I will ...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Grease the drain pipe properly before insertion, but there's no fun in...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

this without friction burns so I will....

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Sandpaper it before insertion so that it makes .....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A smooth entry and exit, after which I will ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Ride my space hopper up and down the neighbours...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Back passage and onto their lawn so .....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

I can sow my seed and watch the...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Birds eat it and...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Birds eat it and...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Shits it out over a passer by giving them the facial that I couldn't. They turned around and...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Saw the chuckle brothers walking towards them with jeremy corbyn dressed in a pair of leather chaps and a flowery bonnet,they were talking about...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

A coalition but spent to much time passing responsibilities, to you to me, then along came...

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

The biker from The Village People, he was rather miffed about Corbyn's theft of his prize chaps, "Hey you! He shouted...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out there in the cold , getting lonely , getting old , can you feel me.

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Hey you, standing in the aisles

With itchy feet and fading smiles…

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Hey you, don't help them to bury the light

Don't give in without a fight

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Hey you out there on your own

Sitting naked by the phone

Would you touch me?

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

At that point, Lionel Richie answered the phone, "hello?"...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes that would be nice to come along to your swingers party..I'll bring my......

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Whole band for a gangbang, could you invite .....

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan  over a year ago

Wigan

That Corbyn fella, I hear he likes leather chaps, and Prince Andrew, he's as durty as...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

A dog in a mud bath,then he went to a hotel room with ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Nicola, the Chuckle brothers and the soiled digeridoo. They decided to ...

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By *entleRMan  over a year ago

Telford

Laugh a d make love and music until suddenly the door opened ....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

And the hotel manager said "we have had complaints about the noise from the couple in the room next door. You will have to ..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stop your gimp from squeeling like a pig as it is interrupting their banjo practice

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

So I shoved my stinky foot in the gimp's mouth and ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And went to the pub with the living chuckle brother to get .......

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

The Ladder Paul. To me..To you..oh dear oh dear..no slacking. Out the pub they went with the Ladder to...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Townhouse, so they could climb up to the playrooms without having to go through the reception and pay the entrance fee. They carefully balanced the ladder up against the wall and . ..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Decided to have a quickie while ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Balancing precariously on the bottom rung. Suddenly ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Balancing precariously on the bottom rung. Suddenly ...."
she felt the eagles talons in the fabric of her jacket as she soared effortlessly into the quagmire

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Where the eagles talons also grasped a huge trouser snake which effortlessly slathered up into the darkest moist....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where the eagles talons also grasped a huge trouser snake which effortlessly slathered up into the darkest moist...."
recesses of the skin blood oozed down her sweaty body and khaki chorderouys as she was flown south to the great birds nest

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

in the Olympic park where tourists could....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Climb into the nest with her and take selfies. She lay there, bloodied and panting when ....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

when a tourist got his big lense and

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Asked which was her best side. She replied .....

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

Salad but I am partial to a

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Spitroast.

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

And at this time of year a good stuffing with my

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Pork tenderloin. I love tucking in to to a juicy rump. He adjusted his large lens and ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan  over a year ago

london

And zoomed all the way up to

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A close up of her

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