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over a year ago
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All the advice.
Okay.
I'll start with:
1) Don't eat yellow snow
2) Don't trust a dog with orange eyebrows
3) Always wear clean knickers in case you get hit by a bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the advice.
Okay.
I'll start with:
1) Don't eat yellow snow
2) Don't trust a dog with orange eyebrows
3) Always wear clean knickers in case you get hit by a bus"
very true, i live by those rules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just need all the advice I can get thank you "
Or to be serious.
Send nice messages to people that show you have read their profile.
Expect to play the numbers game, lots of guys competing for a smaller number of women/couples.
Write about what you want and can offer on your profile, sell yourself.
Get good pics up, while some might like a serious frowning face it will put a lot of people off. Happy/natural expressions work a lot better. Show more of your body, are you toned/slim/cut etc? At the moment we have a head and a tattooed limb (arm?). Torso/upper body/bum always go down well.
If you decide to put a picture of your willy up (and most people really don't care) then only put ONE up that shows it off well 37 almost identical pics of a grotty chipolata are a massive turn off. |
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