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What do I do wrong?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.
I was on here before with my ex and a couple of the guys she met treated her like shit. Yet, I'm here, a decent guy who's better looking in the flesh, and my messages just get deleted without even a response.
Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! |
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I prefer not to have cock pics flashing on profile pic.
If I get messaged by one I delete. Im sure if people want to see it they will ask.
Chat on the forums go to clubs and socials, let people actually find out if they like you, maybe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like your profile, it reflects you and what you seek. Photo's are a good variety. If I had to name one thing, it would be your user name. Rat produces images of dirty vermin. Can't see that is putting so many people off though. Can't help you I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lose the first 4 photos! Especially the 3rd one, creepy as FUCK after the cockpics. Then the selfie of you in a sloppy room? Just... NO bro!
Your profile write up is too matter of fact. "Here's the part where I, like a car salesman try to sell you something you think you want..." or whatever the fuck you said there... NO!
All the other put downs about yourself are off putting. You're apologising for fucking breathing mate. Stop that shit! Use self-deprecation as humour but never to apologise. "I'm bad at taking selfie"... NO! If you want to say shit like that then you should say it after getting someone to take awesome photos for you and then you can say "I don't have selfies because I'm crap at taking them so I leave that to the selfie stick crew".
It's penchant not panchent!
Stop begging for a fucking verification because it will make everyone feel like you just want to meet them to get a verification. See how that works? A verification is EARNED! It's not even automatic after a meet. In the meantime get photo verified if it's that challenging and play up your newbie status. Many Fabbers like newbies.
Don't lie to people but make the truth more exciting.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess many men on many sites believe one accounts made pic up your sure of a shag or even a meet for a drink. Some idiots on sites really think us women are desperate and would bed anyone. I could be wrong but men out number us anyway on sites lol so we are bombared with messages etc And i dont know about anyone else i never browse and search for men i never have had to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am photo verified I thought.
Anyway, I've cracked heads and taken notes and changed shit around.
Ahh
Lose that messy room mirror selfie! "
Definitely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?
You're not a Rat, you're a Badger or a Squirrel or a Mole. Something cute and furry like that.. you might even get away with being a Dormouse. But you definitely are NOT a dirty diseased fucking RAT LOLOL! LMAO! Neither are you in a tunnel. Is that supposed to be innuendo?
All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8th April "In my jimjams having a lazy day" pic isn't very appealing. You look better without the huge beard (but that's just my opinion) and I don't think the extreme closeup pic works either. Using the term "blowy" is what we call "Chav talk" a HUGE turnoff that I doubt the "women" would appreciate.
Other than that, tickety-boo fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You will get more action joining a normal dating site as single guys outnumber genuine single ladies on swinging sites by at least a 100 to 1 ."
This is true, dating sites are very easy for sex! |
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I prefer you with minimal beard - and can guess that the first pic containing a very long beard will put some people off.
Get hi friends to take your face pics when you're relaxed and potentially smiling. Selfies look stiff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"
Isn't there an option to change your username? There used to be? |
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"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"
You could have made yourself more exotic by claiming you fought in Vietnam
Nam you had to be there man etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Agree with others - the beard with be a turn off. Also agree with others - if you are only looking for 1to1 encounters, that will be easier achieved on a dating site. To battle through hundreds of horny guys for 1 women you may not even fancy is crazy - you wouldn't do that in a pub if that were the ratio, so why do it online? Re username - site supporters can change their names. Well they certainly used to, as we used to be known under a different username.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied
It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied
It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out! "
Well that is confusing |
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1) terrible profile name, women don't like rats
2) photos could be better, selfies are boring
3) description of yourself is boring
4) blowy is a bad term to use
5) whinging on the forums is unattractive
Yawn.....yawn.....yawn.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied
It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out!
Well that is confusing "
Typical of a single guy round here - whinge whinge whinge but then don't want to meet for a drink as that doesn't involve blowing their load
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"
you're a gold site supporter, you can change it easily...and does anyone actually say love muscle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?
You're not a Rat, you're a Badger or a Squirrel or a Mole. Something cute and furry like that.. you might even get away with being a Dormouse. But you definitely are NOT a dirty diseased fucking RAT LOLOL! LMAO! Neither are you in a tunnel. Is that supposed to be innuendo?
All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend
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BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals. |
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"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"
OP you like quoting song titles so how about this:-
Rip it up and start again.....Orange Juice if you wondered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?
You're not a Rat, you're a Badger or a Squirrel or a Mole. Something cute and furry like that.. you might even get away with being a Dormouse. But you definitely are NOT a dirty diseased fucking RAT LOLOL! LMAO! Neither are you in a tunnel. Is that supposed to be innuendo?
All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend
BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals."
That's true and it's going to take generations to educate the public, change the culture, and improve the bad reputation of rats everywhere one day hopefully...
In the meantime this guy needs to get laid. |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?
You're not a Rat, you're a Badger or a Squirrel or a Mole. Something cute and furry like that.. you might even get away with being a Dormouse. But you definitely are NOT a dirty diseased fucking RAT LOLOL! LMAO! Neither are you in a tunnel. Is that supposed to be innuendo?
All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend
BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals.
That's true and it's going to take generations to educate the public, change the culture, and improve the bad reputation of rats everywhere one day hopefully...
In the meantime this guy needs to get laid. "
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If I was a woman I wouldn't meet you. Your profile comes across as beggy/needy and I'd be worried you might be a stalker type or that I might never return home again.
No offence meant, I'm sure you're a very nice rat sorry person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sorry I didn't reply I was driving a train. Will be till the late evening unfortunately.
I was very much taken aback by your offer and have replied accordingly. And I won't even expect a "blowy". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm confused.
Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others
I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days
He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol."
That full even I'm tempted |
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"I'm confused.
Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others
I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days
He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol.
That full even I'm tempted "
Hey get to the back of the queue, I saw him first . Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm confused.
Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others
I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days
He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol.
That full even I'm tempted
Hey get to the back of the queue, I saw him first . Ha ha"
You can have the overspill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I don't like men with beards and I'm sure others don't either...
but some do so hang on in there OP.." a lot of woman don't like beards rough as fuck especially if you love licking as much as you say you do.......hold on that's me lol dump the beard, your profiles shit too but I'm just a bloke so don't take any notice of me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets "
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.
And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.
And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "
Your name isn't very masculine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine "
And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.
And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.
And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely? "
Yes, they taste nice in a stew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.
I was on here before with my ex and a couple of the guys she met treated her like shit. Yet, I'm here, a decent guy who's better looking in the flesh, and my messages just get deleted without even a response.
Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! " . Pics arent good. Id look and move on sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "
Phew just read your profile. Remind me never to piss you off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.
I was on here before with my ex and a couple of the guys she met treated her like shit. Yet, I'm here, a decent guy who's better looking in the flesh, and my messages just get deleted without even a response.
Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! "
No no no not that name. Thats way too weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?"
She didnt say they did |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?
She didnt say they did "
No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?
She didnt say they did
No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here."
Prepared to be wrong, but a suspect a more 'masculine' image will enable a man to have a greater choice of women. There are probably less women on Fab who are attracted to more effeminate men, and there is nothing wrong with that. People should pursue their 'type'. But I got the impression from on the OP that at this stage he just wants a meet - in which case best to appeal to the common masses.
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?
She didnt say they did
No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here.
Prepared to be wrong, but a suspect a more 'masculine' image will enable a man to have a greater choice of women. There are probably less women on Fab who are attracted to more effeminate men, and there is nothing wrong with that. People should pursue their 'type'. But I got the impression from on the OP that at this stage he just wants a meet - in which case best to appeal to the common masses.
Mrs"
Would the common masses really prefer a man with a username 'mole' than 'bunny'?
I mean... I don't think that a username makes or breaks your masculinity personally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Phew just read your profile. Remind me never to piss you off lol"
I'll summon the Seagulls! Lol |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine "
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.
And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.
And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely? "
HAHAHA, well you have a point there Fluffybunny! I think Mole goes along with Tunnel better since moles dig tunnels really well. Bunnies do too but somehow I just can't see a Fluffy bunny in a tunnel, poor thing. Hey as long as it brings Jessica Rabbit to the yard then it's a win! It might be a good balance if you're planning to keep the beard as you said. Whatever you have just wear it confidently most importantly. You're no longer whining so you're well on your way champ. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested! "
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post "
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
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He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "
Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil
I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out."
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL. "
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil
I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also "
HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never get the images out of my head! |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.
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Go girl Lol. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out."
Might have counted you in by the looks of it. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.
Go girl Lol. "
Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..
Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil
I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also
HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never
get the images out of my head! "
To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil
I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also
HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never
get the images out of my head!
To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP. "
Is that a real thing? I'm terrified of Googling it. |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.
Go girl Lol.
Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..
Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one. "
So you want me to debone the FluffyBunny? |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
How on earth is it their loss? "
Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc... |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
How on earth is it their loss?
Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc... "
But they don't want to have sex with him regardless of all those |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil
I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also
HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never
get the images out of my head!
To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP.
Is that a real thing? I'm terrified of Googling it. "
Absolutely Oh do google it |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
How on earth is it their loss?
Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc...
But they don't want to have sex with him regardless of all those "
I dunno then...if only Barry - Walrus of Love - White were alive...he'd have the answers... |
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"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets
When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny
I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML
Your name isn't very masculine
I'm at his service!
I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!
Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post
What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!
He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.
DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.
Go girl Lol.
Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..
Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one.
So you want me to debone the FluffyBunny? "
Suddenly it's all turned so dark! Haha FluffyBunnyStew. Probably not the kind of attention he wanted but maybe he'll try anything at least once? |
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I've seen worse profiles tbf.. I don't want to sound mean but you're fairly average so the bum and torso pics could probably be better presented with better lighting/angles, although I'd not have an arse pic.. it's a bit like an advert to attract men).
Confidence is important, not only in the profile but also when you message... Just try n make conversation. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you. "
WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you! |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you!"
He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you!
He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!"
Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you!
He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!
Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why "
What he means is that Charlize Theron definitely wouldn't turn him down. |
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"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.
Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.
WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you!
He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!
Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why
What he means is that Charlize Theron definitely wouldn't turn him down. "
Didn't she play a killer? |
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I quite like your profile text, pics are OK, so overall better than many.
I wonder though, you say you've been on and off the site. I know I recognise guys who keep deleting and reappearing in our neck of the woods and I would probably give a wide berth. I would question whether they're really into meeting, whether they are the type often seen moaning about how crap the site is, how bored they are etc which isn't a positive thing. Is it possible you're suffering for the same reason? |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.
I was on here before with my ex and a couple of the guys she met treated her like shit. Yet, I'm here, a decent guy who's better looking in the flesh, and my messages just get deleted without even a response.
Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! "
Hi. Look out for socials near you.
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Dude, best advice would be get a taxi into town, go to a club and just talk to people.
My profile is shit and I dont really care, I doubt I'm going to meet someone on here for the same reasons you've said, cat get a meet coz you're not verified....blah blah ad infinitum....
Peace and love... Have fun and don't take it too seriously...l |
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