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Lovely jubbly

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi - I’m slopoke - I’m from torquay - I like sex and also have a big penis!! I know cos I’ve measured it against my sky remote!!

My hobbies are taking pics of my cock while standing over the toilet, then sending them to every female I know in the hope they will say oh my!! And fuck me!!

In return I will breed you - will even leave my quid on the mantle peice and wipe my cock clean in your curtains!

Please send me a wink if you like the sound of me

P.s. I love you x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hi is it a standard size sky remote or the new mini one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well - it would have to be the standard size tho in truth it’s prob the new mini one,, anyway it makes my cock look HUGE!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Hi Slopoke... Looks like you've got Fabs figured out

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi ya Phoenix

Look I’ve even put my dickie bow on haha

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

You will go far OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines about as long as the silver sky remote but not sure if the new sky Q remote isnt bigger ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aww thanks guys for the kind comments

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