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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is there actually 1 single female here that fucks men like me ?

And how about it ?? ASAP instead of two weeks of dribble.

There are too many bullshitters.

We know the Ratio or the tactics.. When ?

Who's comfortable ? What does it take ?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There may be. It's possible.

Meeting quickly? Less likely. Those weeks of (I assume you mean) drivel are ways to establish compatibility and safety. It's a risky business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Literally sweet FA in here. Been here 3-4 years and disgusted. Creeps hiding my name to themselves.

Compatibility wise look no further I haven't had any complaints. The other day fucking session with hot whore left me so high I was buzzing the guys at work being her smell on my tongue..

At other site hit first time and built them a house, is everybody an Escort or something ?

Who can confirm they have been past and not interested ?

Simple stuff

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Literally sweet FA in here. Been here 3-4 years and disgusted. Creeps hiding my name to themselves.

Compatibility wise look no further I haven't had any complaints. The other day fucking session with hot whore left me so high I was buzzing the guys at work being her smell on my tongue..

At other site hit first time and built them a house, is everybody an Escort or something ?

Who can confirm they have been past and not interested ?

Simple stuff"

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Literally short term pop round when you want x

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East

Maybes your attitude to the way you speak about the fairer sex could be your problem. “Whore” never goes down well in any walk of life. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Nymph and what ??

You're joking

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Literally short term pop round when you want x"

You seem to have a distinct lack of respect for women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are you talking that

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Are you talking that "

Again..... What?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I agree your attitude is a problem. It is not instashag site, and if you had more luck on a different site, why didn't you stay there? I'm sure they'd be dropping their knickers off quickly for a gem like you.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East


"I agree your attitude is a problem. It is not instashag site, and if you had more luck on a different site, why didn't you stay there? I'm sure they'd be dropping their knickers off quickly for a gem like you. "
. Pmsl pmsl pmsl. So well put ... and totally correct. ....

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Literally sweet FA in here. Been here 3-4 years and disgusted. Creeps hiding my name to themselves.

Compatibility wise look no further I haven't had any complaints. The other day fucking session with hot whore left me so high I was buzzing the guys at work being her smell on my tongue..

At other site hit first time and built them a house, is everybody an Escort or something ?

Who can confirm they have been past and not interested ?

Simple stuff

What? "

What exactly. You are not making much sense OP. What does come across though is your lack of respect for ladies.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I like the 'dribble' helps me decide what a person is made of.

Although sometimes all it takes is a paragraph

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish

Is there something in the air tonight? Jeez and some men wonder why they don't get laid. Unsexy as fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What did it need correction for were you feeling a little uncorrected ?

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Is this real?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Is this a wind up?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Is this a wind up?"

It's got to be. A total joke

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Is this a wind up?

It's got to be. A total joke "

I'm actually concerned it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You know desperation then eh ? Got laid last night & one 20 minutes away, just here people like you thinking life should be yours to display in any way you choose.

Where are the HARD Couples ?

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"You know desperation then eh ? Got laid last night & one 20 minutes away, just here people like you thinking life should be yours to display in any way you choose.

Where are the HARD Couples ?"

Life should be yours to display?

Ohhhhh, is English not your first language?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What are pictures of arse or lips going to do ladies if you are ladies ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is too funny! You have to be having a laugh... surely? *** Reaches for the popcorn ?? ***

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"You know desperation then eh ? Got laid last night & one 20 minutes away, just here people like you thinking life should be yours to display in any way you choose.

Where are the HARD Couples ?"

Reply and quote so we know who your pearls of wisdom are directed to.....

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East

Pmsl pmsl. Omfg. The poor poor man is deluded.... are you meeting Mr palm and Lady five fingers ????

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"What are pictures of arse or lips going to do ladies if you are ladies ? Lol"

I'm a lady cutie ...honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks Steph first positive message ..

Others Bull !

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East


"This is too funny! You have to be having a laugh... surely? *** Reaches for the popcorn ?? ***"
. Can I have a kiora please ???? Maybes a little ice cream too. ...

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"What are pictures of arse or lips going to do ladies if you are ladies ? Lol"

These lips give a lovely blow job!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh right it's one of those posts. OK.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"Thanks Steph first positive message ..

Others Bull !"

Is that a MAGA hat ...you remind me of a Trump supporter cutie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Definite Nympho stuff there is it all food for you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've got friends there are you Shagging Andy ? Sweetheart

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Oh right it's one of those posts. OK. "

Swingy this one's a keeper lol. Take a ticket and join the queue ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Where's the pictures then ? Post one then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another priceless thread tonight....I hope this one doesn't disappear too quickly

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Where's the pictures then ? Post one then"

Who are you talking to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Blocked ?

Who's HARD enough m8

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Someone's mouth or mom lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giggled out loud because of this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There are some silly wallies here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let us know if the shirt fits

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Where's the pictures then ? Post one then

Who are you talking to?"

Himself? God? The virgin mary? Who knows.....tune in next week to find out ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are some silly wallies here then"

Wally*

A Mr Wally. Keep on my man. I'm enjoying this. Truly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let us know if the shirt fits"

What shirt? Who is it supposed to fit??

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I'm actually gob smacked and doesn't happen often.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East


"Oh right it's one of those posts. OK.

Swingy this one's a keeper lol. Take a ticket and join the queue ... "

..... it’s a fecking huge queue ... we trying to spin his chat out for more than 20 mins ... just so his “ meet “ might get rescued from Mr desperates clutches. Pmsl.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish

Anybody wet yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh right it's one of those posts. OK.

Swingy this one's a keeper lol. Take a ticket and join the queue ... ..... it’s a fecking huge queue ... we trying to spin his chat out for more than 20 mins ... just so his “ meet “ might get rescued from Mr desperates clutches. Pmsl. "

Good plan!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Anybody wet yet?? "

Drenched!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?"

PICK ME PICK ME!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Funny none on your profile

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?"

Me me me ...fed up of the alpha males

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Small talk

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?

PICK ME PICK ME! "

he's mine

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?

PICK ME PICK ME! "

I think he's after men now keely.....sorry to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What you hiding from Anabelle you got Ciggy on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Defo shagging my neighbor USA style x

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How to make friends and influence people

My first post was constructive, honest, not blowing smoke. If you don't like the truth I can't help you.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?

PICK ME PICK ME!

he's mine "

Steph strut that sexy arse to the front of the queue.

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!"

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?

PICK ME PICK ME!

I think he's after men now keely.....sorry to disappoint "

Dammit, better go change my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Throw away comment then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stateable -

Men outnumber 10 -1 or more who is up for a fuck ?"

Oh, go on then, if you must . Shame to miss such a gem... But only if you wear your red panties and let me use my strap on on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is way to funny

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably "

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Throw away comment then "

You Sir, are my favourite man on fab so far.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to know what your secret is Mr Law? How is it you attract so many meets to include twice in one night? Serious question.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What you hiding from Anabelle you got Ciggy on ?"

Say what?

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!"

Control yourself now don't be fighting the other ladies for him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pathetic in here tonight like usual

Next question who hasn't shagged my downstairs neighbour Andrew C**@ay ?

Come on Trans included ??

Are you all just gross interested

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish

Tina Titz would be firing up the printing press for Forum Insurance......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

B&H then babe ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On your back then !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!"

Thank God I have a new packet in the cupboard. ..I'm going to need them if this Carrie's on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tell the truth people not make shit up

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"B&H then babe ? "

Axel think that was meant for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell the truth people not make shit up"

You made me finish my popcorn already. Slow down, the stash is only so big.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell the truth people not make shit up"

Serious question, what makes you so successful with ladies?

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!

Thank God I have a new packet in the cupboard. ..I'm going to need them if this Carrie's on "

Is that through excitement or because you are PYSL?

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bookmarking purely for the ents

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Boys in force then ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are some silly wallies here then"

Yeah you mate , we have no clue what you are talking about

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

U ok hun?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Bookmarking purely for the ents "

Don't join the queue ...it's way too long

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"B&H then babe ?

Axel think that was meant for you"

Lol I don't have B&H or any other cigs!!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

I have a raging lady boner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pop in we can take you round Makkie D's and get you some ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!

Thank God I have a new packet in the cupboard. ..I'm going to need them if this Carrie's on

Is that through excitement or because you are PYSL?"

Well obviously it's the excitement...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your profile is gold. Heart palpitations in full effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Harold Faltimere playing at home somewhere

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"I have a raging lady boner! "

Makes two of us

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Pop in we can take you round Makkie D's and get you some ass"

No thanks ...I'm protesting against the paper straws.

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Anybody wet yet??

Drenched!

I bet you're gushing uncontrollably

He's what Tena ladies were made for Axel!!

Thank God I have a new packet in the cupboard. ..I'm going to need them if this Carrie's on

Is that through excitement or because you are PYSL?

Well obviously it's the excitement..."

Control yourself now lol

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By *ymph and ManicCouple  over a year ago

North East


"Tell the truth people not make shit up

Serious question, what makes you so successful with ladies?"

. Dead easy. Miss five fingers does have her uses. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tanthrowaway .. where's your face

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Bookmarking purely for the ents

Don't join the queue ...it's way too long"

Oh god no!! You lot are more than welcome to him. He's a bit...ummmm.....well, odd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone chill haha, text can get read out of context as we all know,

I agree its hard but if you manage to get speakin to one of the many lovely ladies on here, patience, you say 4 years tho, obviously doin somethin wrong, id probably delete my account if I could establish a decent connection on here in that time, I havent met anyone off here yet, goin on an moanin wont get any credit in my opinion, anyway good luck with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You use Kazoos then lol

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Tanthrowaway .. where's your face"

Nose deep in my pussy

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Tanthrowaway .. where's your face"

You've turned me into a wanton hussy, take me now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lady what when you licking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suicide talk on here

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Bookmarking purely for the ents

Don't join the queue ...it's way too long

Oh god no!! You lot are more than welcome to him. He's a bit...ummmm.....well, odd "

...or misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wet shirt gag there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Too much formula

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Tanthrowaway .. where's your face

Nose deep in my pussy "

Lol lucky fellow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is it Green

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr law or whatever im glad your not defending me in court

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's your taste in kiss then Lady lick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, I only fuck men I find attractive, at short notice or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I ain't in Liverpool send your birds over or ain't you got none

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it Green"

Sorry I've obviously missed a bit.....is what green??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's with the Girly pics then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is this as good as it gets ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Does miss five fingers have a fit pair of tits mate

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"I ain't in Liverpool send your birds over or ain't you got none"

I know of two crackers who would love to fuck you OP....they hang about on top of the liver building.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You wouldn't wanna be in Liverpool, birds ere dont like wools

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ain't in Liverpool send your birds over or ain't you got none

I know of two crackers who would love to fuck you OP....they hang about on top of the liver building."

I just spat my tea out PMSL

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"I ain't in Liverpool send your birds over or ain't you got none

I know of two crackers who would love to fuck you OP....they hang about on top of the liver building.

I just spat my tea out PMSL"

.....we have a wet one!!! Mavis clean up in ailse 3

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"There are some silly wallies here then"
you pissed what you talking about

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham

Has the grape or grain been taken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just words then mate where's the real ones your side

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Eating baby food by the look of it where's your face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yeah right mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tanthrowaway .. where's your face

Nose deep in my pussy "

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Reply + quote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I don't mind a drink if I'm in your area message or vice versa .

Second decent comment there !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deep breaths ok deep breaths.

If I laugh too hard, my core will hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is that on offer or dribbling on your Toys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I take you up on that offer? I know of a few waste treatment plants that I'm sure will get the ball rolling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deep breaths ok deep breaths.

If I laugh too hard, my core will hurt."

God I know that feeling....havent laughed so much for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pop your spot I'll Photograph it or send us your best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Prove it lol

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By *inkyman1964Man  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Is there actually 1 single female here that fucks men like me ?

And how about it ?? ASAP instead of two weeks of dribble.

There are too many bullshitters.

We know the Ratio or the tactics.. When ?

Who's comfortable ? What does it take ?"

If you are having so much success why the forum post?

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By *irl1234xxxWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I’ll have some of what you’ve been drinking OP.

Actually, best not

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Is that on offer or dribbling on your Toys "

....Tan, he's one smooooth devil. You've pulled

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"I’ll have some of what you’ve been drinking OP.

Actually, best not "

Meths.....it's the new gin. Gorgeous with ice and a slice.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Is there actually 1 single female here that fucks men like me ?

"

Actually OP I don't think there is.

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham

The drink is served up in a bucket with a plastic ladle

Sink up quick as the ladle is likely to dissolve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that on offer or dribbling on your Toys

....Tan, he's one smooooth devil. You've pulled "

Smooth as peanut butter. I'm one lucky man except I like it chunky.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

I'll miss this thread when it's gone..you've been great Op. Ladies he's highly recommended

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Is there actually 1 single female here that fucks men like me ?

Actually OP I don't think there is."

To be fair we don"t know how the OP fucks men. He may be a bit shite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's from a Girl's magazine hopeful models Rosey and Jemima edition xx is the colour correct lol

If you don't like it you could always come round and shoot one yourself I'm sure we could find you something .. Red or Black PVC on at mo

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

I have no clue whats going on but I might save you from yourself

Can people please remember dissecting someones profile is not allowed

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