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Tall, Handsome, Hung and Rich....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..
However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha love it... that's what the site is lacking recently, people with a sense of humour  "
Didn't bloody work though....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..
However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...
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For the sheer humour value alone you deserve a very long sloppy blowjob ......mail me lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..
However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...
For the sheer humour value alone you deserve a very long sloppy blowjob ......mail me lol
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Ha!! Brilliant not a complete fail after all!!! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..
However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...
Still one of the funniest profiles I've read on here. |
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