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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a lot of thought and contemplation I went ahead and done it. This covid-19 lockdown shit had me looking like some sort of hairy cave man type of specimen so, with great excitement coupled with fear I opened the box and took the hair clippers out....
The wee neighbour said “I’ll do it for you, what number do you want it?”... I thought long and hard and envisaged myself with a number 5 then a number 2, number 3 kept coming into the conversation until I sat in the chair...I was like a man possessed..... it just slipped out and I said at the top of my voice “take it all off, I want a number 1!!!”
The neighbour suggested I started off at number 3...”try a number 3” she said... “see if you like it, you can always take a little bit more off but remember, you can’t put it back on!”... that was it, my mind was firmly made up...”I want a number 1” I shreaked “and I want it now!”.
Today I feel like a new man, like someone has lifted a heavy burden off my shoulders. It feels clean, fresh, i don’t need hair gel or wax and my baldy spot has gone!!!
Go get it done.. I recommend a number 1!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a lot of thought and contemplation I went ahead and done it. This covid-19 lockdown shit had me looking like some sort of hairy cave man type of specimen so, with great excitement coupled with fear I opened the box and took the hair clippers out....
The wee neighbour said “I’ll do it for you, what number do you want it?”... I thought long and hard and envisaged myself with a number 5 then a number 2, number 3 kept coming into the conversation until I sat in the chair...I was like a man possessed..... it just slipped out and I said at the top of my voice “take it all off, I want a number 1!!!”
The neighbour suggested I started off at number 3...”try a number 3” she said... “see if you like it, you can always take a little bit more off but remember, you can’t put it back on!”... that was it, my mind was firmly made up...”I want a number 1” I shreaked “and I want it now!”.
Today I feel like a new man, like someone has lifted a heavy burden off my shoulders. It feels clean, fresh, i don’t need hair gel or wax and my baldy spot has gone!!!
Go get it done.. I recommend a number 1!! "
At no stage did you consider a number 4 ?
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OP doesn't fuck about
Like some 80s Cop who takes a last drag from his cigarette
Says "I'm getting too old for this shit"
And goes in one last time
The Sarge probably tells him he's reckless or a loose canon but he gives no shits
As this Columbian Cartel isnt gonna end itself
Fair play on the no 1
.. bold choice |
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"Not bold enough to go for the 0 blade
0 is no attachment comb... full raw
That's for maniacs only "
I used to get it in my younger days on the back and sides the undercut |
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