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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have read that pampas grass, purple Garden decorations, pineapples and Garden knomes are subtle clues to let passers by know that the occupants of the home are swingers , does anyone still actively use these subtle signs and have you had and neighbours or passing swingers comment on them. Or is it all just a myth

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Ive heard the story (myth?) about pampas grass before.

Never heard of any of the others and I presume the internet has pretty much taken over from all these things if true anyway

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford

I just don't understand why people would advertise that they are swingers, even with codes.

Somehow I doubt they want random swingers knocking at their doors looking to get down.

I imagine the hassle would well outweigh the gain.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Nowadays I would say it's a myth. In fact it was probably always a myth. I can't see why anyone would advertise it to everyone. Same as ankle bracelets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently the pampas grass was ver common in gardens, but then it became associated with swinging to the point where people started removing it from their gardens , garden centres don’t even stock it anymore, With the internet now you can find swingers at the touch of a button, and it is taken for granted, mabye in older times these were actually signs , just wondering how fellow swingers would find each other, mabye it was a secret code

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By *hake that assWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere

One of my dads friends gave me a pampas grass years ago. Maybe he knew before I did

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Years ago the pampas grass was mentioned on The Gerry Ryan show as a signal to other swingers

I wonder did anyone ever go to a party and throw their car keys into a bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One of my dads friends gave me a pampas grass years ago. Maybe he knew before I did "
ha ha , cheeky fucker I’m sure he knew something at the time that you didn’t know lol

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By *ohnsmithMan  over a year ago

South Tipperary

Knock on the green door and ask....

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

Beware of the bull sign

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Years ago the pampas grass was mentioned on The Gerry Ryan show as a signal to other swingers

I wonder did anyone ever go to a party and throw their car keys into a bowl "

A friend of mine witnessed that actually happening in his local golf club lounge one night. He was clearing up at the end of the night and these were all committee members and their partners. That was 20 years ago though

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Years ago the pampas grass was mentioned on The Gerry Ryan show as a signal to other swingers

I wonder did anyone ever go to a party and throw their car keys into a bowl

A friend of mine witnessed that actually happening in his local golf club lounge one night. He was clearing up at the end of the night and these were all committee members and their partners. That was 20 years ago though"

I wonder how many marked their card with a hole in One afterwards

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By *rmrspumpCouple  over a year ago

narnia

If you fly over our house you'll see that the garden furniture is arranged in such a way as to spell out "WE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE AS PART OF A LOVING AND FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you fly over our house you'll see that the garden furniture is arranged in such a way as to spell out "WE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE AS PART OF A LOVING AND FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP" "

You have a lot of garden furniture!

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"If you fly over our house you'll see that the garden furniture is arranged in such a way as to spell out "WE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE AS PART OF A LOVING AND FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP"

You have a lot of garden furniture! "

And a big bloody garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you fly over our house you'll see that the garden furniture is arranged in such a way as to spell out "WE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE AS PART OF A LOVING AND FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP" "

Haha actually weak laughing brilliant

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By *ubberNumbersCouple  over a year ago

dublin

The pampas grass thing came up in a conversation with some vanilla friends during lockdown actually.

We had no idea about it, one of the girls parents have had it in there garden years though

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west

I prefer to use huggies now over pampers

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Who's growing pineapples in their front garden in this country

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a pampas grass on garden last 12 years only reason it's still there is it's a night are you remove. Would want 10 layers of clothes,gloves and facemask, nasty wee feckers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have 8 gnomes in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have 8 gnomes in my garden "
that’s definitely an orgy you are advertising lol

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"I have a pampas grass on garden last 12 years only reason it's still there is it's a night are you remove. Would want 10 layers of clothes,gloves and facemask, nasty wee feckers "

10 layers of clothes, gloves and a facemask...sure thats whats you need just for a coffee DD

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's growing pineapples in their front garden in this country "
I think it refers to having a pineapple shaped knob or knocker on your door,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you fly over our house you'll see that the garden furniture is arranged in such a way as to spell out "WE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE AS PART OF A LOVING AND FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP" "

Brilliant! That should be a template for municipal parks and public gardens

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