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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Ok so Christmas cracker jokes are bad....we all know this yet we still laugh....

If you remember some why not post em...

Why did the sand blush??

Because the sea .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so Christmas cracker jokes are bad....we all know this yet we still laugh....

If you remember some why not post em...

Why did the sand blush??

Because the sea ."

Haha, typical Fab... it censored the word w€€d from the end of your joke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Presley

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Love it

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By *onedbodMan over a year ago

co Galway

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Did you know

Michael Fish has a daughter named Courtney

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Why do Lidl only close for one day at Christmas

Its so BOTH bloody cashiers can have a day off with their families

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did Scrooge win the football match?

Because the Ghost of Christmas Passed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's Santa's favorite motorbike?

A Holly Davidson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of milk do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoilt milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What goes 'Oh, Oh, Oh'? Santa walking backwards

Laughed to much at this today lol

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By *ittlekinks38Woman over a year ago

outside belfast x

What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree???

Nice gnawing you

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did Scrooge win the football match?

Because the Ghost of Christmas Passed

I actually lol'd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a fly with no wings?

"A walk"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did Scrooge win the football match?

Because the Ghost of Christmas Passed

Seems we got the same cracker

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

Two snowmen walking along a field, one says can you smell the trees. No says the other,but I can smell the carrots....

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