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The derailed thread of nothingness pt deux
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"The other thread was a wee treat so why not have an other one. I have a week off and think I will spend it in my pjs "Could you be persuaded to spend it out of your pj's | |||
"The other thread was a wee treat so why not have an other one. I have a week off and think I will spend it in my pjs
Could you be persuaded to spend it out of your pj's "Possibly | |||
"The other thread was a wee treat so why not have an other one. I have a week off and think I will spend it in my pjs
Could you be persuaded to spend it out of your pj's
Possibly "Slams door and starts the engine  | |||
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"Made a lemon buttercream cake and its delish "Bm will pick up some on his way | |||
"Could really do with a hug tonight but making do with one of the dogs snoring next to me on the sofa instead "Sending you a virtual hug xx | |||
"Could really do with a hug tonight but making do with one of the dogs snoring next to me on the sofa instead
Sending you a virtual hug xx"Thank you | |||
"Could really do with a hug tonight but making do with one of the dogs snoring next to me on the sofa instead "(((HUGGLES))) | |||
"Made a lemon buttercream cake and its delish
Bm will pick up some on his way"Sligo via Waterford...whos the co-pilot  | |||
"Could really do with a hug tonight but making do with one of the dogs snoring next to me on the sofa instead
(((HUGGLES)))"Thanks | |||
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"Copyright infringement is a crime and should be met with the most severe of penalties "Shiver me timbers   | |||
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"Copyright infringement is a crime and should be met with the most severe of penalties
Shiver me timbers "Get yer own catchphrase, how about.... Slap me tits lads 
Bo's bongo boobies signing off | |||
"The knockoff version is Shrivel me timber " Just  | |||
"The knockoff version is Shrivel me timber " I like that | |||
"Copyright infringement is a crime and should be met with the most severe of penalties
Shiver me timbers
Get yer own catchphrase, how about....
Slap me tits lads
Bo's bongo boobies signing off "Nah none of them have a good ring to them | |||
"Copyright infringement is a crime and should be met with the most severe of penalties
Shiver me timbers
Get yer own catchphrase, how about....
Slap me tits lads
Bo's bongo boobies signing off
Nah none of them have a good ring to them "Eh its your goddam catchphrase.... Work on it yourself  | |||
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"The knockoff version is Shrivel me timber I like that "You would | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls " That's the unfortunate nature of them  | |||
"Copyright infringement is a crime and should be met with the most severe of penalties
Shiver me timbers
Get yer own catchphrase, how about....
Slap me tits lads
Bo's bongo boobies signing off
Nah none of them have a good ring to them "Q, Do you sell pirate tapes? A, why of course treasure Island. | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them "A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer"At least you can breathe | |||
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"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe "Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ? | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?"Not this week | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week "Good to know your alive and kicking so | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so "Kicking & screaming  | |||
" Eh its your goddam catchphrase.... Work on it yourself "I'll pass I think | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming "Nothing new there  | |||
" Eh its your goddam catchphrase.... Work on it yourself
I'll pass wind I think "Eh... Go you | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there "That's it | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it "Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram "Huh? Timbers Shivered Ya know the rest | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram
Huh?
Timbers
Shivered
Ya know the rest "Be nice, I’m not on my A game today | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram
Huh?
Timbers
Shivered
Ya know the rest
Be nice, I’m not on my A game today "Have no clue how you could assume Kaizer is not! | |||
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"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram
Huh?
Timbers
Shivered
Ya know the rest
Be nice, I’m not on my A game today
Have no clue how you could assume Kaizer is not! "Fresh + start | |||
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"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram
Huh?
Timbers
Shivered
Ya know the rest
Be nice, I’m not on my A game today
Have no clue how you could assume Kaizer is not!
Fresh + start "= Good times | |||
"Steroids have me bouncing off the walls That's the unfortunate nature of them
A pro or a con....maybe just maybe wine is the answer
At least you can breathe
Only now I have steroids and inhalers ... you struggling ?
Not this week
Good to know your alive and kicking so
Kicking & screaming
Nothing new there
That's it
Don’t go throwing your dummy out of the pram
Huh?
Timbers
Shivered
Ya know the rest
Be nice, I’m not on my A game today
Have no clue how you could assume Kaizer is not!
Fresh + start
= Good times "
agreed. Pave the way | |||
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"See there, a man was born and we pronounce him fit for peace There's a load lifted from his shoulders with the discovery of his disease We'll take the child from him, put it to the test Teach it to be a wise man, how to fool the rest We will be geared to the average rather than the exceptional God is an overwhelming responsibility Oh, fluffy duck We walked through the maternity ward and saw two hundred and eighteen babies wearing nylons It says here that cats are on the upgrade (upgrade?) Hipgrave, downgrades are rare, it's got that fat and old cat In the clear white circles of morning wonder, I take my place with the lord of the hills And the blue-eyed soldiers stand slightly discoloured In neat little rows sporting canvas frills With their jockstraps pinching, they slouch to attention Whilst queueing for sarnies at the office canteen Saying "how's your granny?" and good old Ernie Coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win The legends worded in The ancient tribal hymn Lie cradled in the seagull's call And all the promises they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall The poet and the wise man stand behind the gun, behind the gun And signal for the crack of dawn, light the sun, light the sun Do you believe in the day? Do you believe in the day? The dawn creation of the kings has begun, has begun Soft Venus, lovely maiden brings the ageless one, the ageless one Do you believe in the day? Do you believe in the day? The fading hero has returned to the night, to the night And fully pregnant with the day, with the day, wise men endorse the poet's sight Do you believe in the day? Do you believe in the day? Let me tell you the tales of your life Of your love and the cut of the knife The tireless oppression, the wisdom instilled The desire to kill or be killed Well, let me sing of the losers who lie In the street as the last bus goes by The pavements ar empty, the gutters run red while the fool toasts his god in the sky So come all ye young men who are building castles! Kindly state the time of the year And join your voices in a hellish chorus Mark the precise nature of your fear Let me help you pick up your dead As the sins of the father are fed With the blood of the fools and the thoughts of the wise And from the pan under your bed Well, let me make you a present of song As the wise man breaks wind and is gone While the fool with the hour-glass is cooking his goose and the nursery rhyme winds along So come all ye young men who are building castles Kindly state the time of the year And join your voices in a hellish chorus Mark the precise nature of your fear See the summer lightning casts its bolts upon you And the hour of judgement draweth near Would you be the fool stood in his suit of armour or the wiser man who rushes clear? So, come on ye childhood heroes! Won't your rise up from the pages of your comic-books, your super-crooks And show us all the way? Well, make your will and testament Won't you join your local government? We'll have Superman for president Let Robin save the day So where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday? And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you through? They're all resting down in Cornwall writing up their memoirs For a paper-back edition of the Boy Scout Manual So you ride yourselves over the fields And you make all your animal deals And your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick, yeah" Agreed, I’m totally derailed . Who had the cake | |||
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"A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride Something touched me deep inside The day the music died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll Can music save your mortal soul And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage bronckin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the music died I started singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx A quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the music died We were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died? We started singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the music died He was singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the music years before But the man there said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the music died And they were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die"" I sang that one all the way. Badly yet again | |||
"A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride Something touched me deep inside The day the music died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll Can music save your mortal soul And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage bronckin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the music died I started singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx A quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the music died We were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died? We started singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the music died He was singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the music years before But the man there said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the music died And they were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" I sang that one all the way. Badly yet again "You have to stand on one leg to sing the previous one.  | |||
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"Under what circumstance do the below equations hold true? 1300 + 20 = 1400 - 40" Siri says that’s just false | |||
"Under what circumstance do the below equations hold true? 1300 + 20 = 1400 - 40 Siri says that’s just false "Google says its right | |||
"Under what circumstance do the below equations hold true? 1300 + 20 = 1400 - 40" Whenst one is looking at a 24 hour clock perhaps BP!?  | |||
"Under what circumstance do the below equations hold true? 1300 + 20 = 1400 - 40 Whenst one is looking at a 24 hour clock perhaps BP!? "Korrect | |||
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"e I sang that one all the way. Badly yet again
You have to stand on one leg to sing the previous one. "How about I stand on my head and sing this one again as I don't the other one. Go on I can be your flexible singing friend | |||
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"Under what circumstance do the below equations hold true? 1300 + 20 = 1400 - 40 Siri says that’s just false
Google says its right "Damn I wish I was smarter | |||
"Llanfairpwll-gwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob-wllllantysiliogogogoch" Eyjafjallajökull this is the bitch of a place name ill never forget. - where were you when she blew? | |||
"Llanfairpwll-gwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob-wllllantysiliogogogoch Eyjafjallajökull this is the bitch of a place name ill never forget. - where were you when she blew?" Iceland ? | |||
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"thats the one the people stranded abroad by her have memories they'll never forget!" I was here in Ireland and the job was effected Where were you stuck | |||
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"Fackin Australia Mate "Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck "Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP? | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP? "Name changed already KT No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat "That's fucking awesome
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"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too? "That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too?
That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy "In theory her head of hair does resemble a sheep, therefore whenst fellating you it would kinda look like a lil ewe | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too?
That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy
In theory her head of hair does resemble a sheep, therefore whenst fellating you it would kinda look like a lil ewe "And IIIII will always love ewe | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too?
That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy
In theory her head of hair does resemble a sheep, therefore whenst fellating you it would kinda look like a lil ewe
And IIIII will always love ewe "She's not a bad lass really. Kaizer knew her back in the day. She wrote a song about yours truly too - All the Manbeast that I need | |||
"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too?
That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy
In theory her head of hair does resemble a sheep, therefore whenst fellating you it would kinda look like a lil ewe
And IIIII will always love ewe
She's not a bad lass really. Kaizer knew her back in the day.
She wrote a song about yours truly too - All the Manbeast that I need "I went to see her in London Wembley Arena October 16th 1986 as I loved her first song and it meant so much to me Saving all my love for Ewe | |||
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"Fackin Australia Mate
Beats my story of being on a ferry with Whitney Houston
How long were you stuck
Do tell? Is the Boggyguard based on you BP?
Name changed already KT
No she was due to play a couple of gigs in Dublin during the Volcanic eruption
As all flights were cancelled they put her in a car from Birmingham I think to drive onto the ferry from Holyhead into Dublin port so they wouldn't have to cancel the gigs
We had to go down to escort herself and crew from the boat
That's fucking awesome
Did you jizz on her bed too?
That charge was dropped due to lack of evidence as I'd had a vasectomy
In theory her head of hair does resemble a sheep, therefore whenst fellating you it would kinda look like a lil ewe
And IIIII will always love ewe
She's not a bad lass really. Kaizer knew her back in the day.
She wrote a song about yours truly too - All the Manbeast that I need
I went to see her in London Wembley Arena October 16th 1986 as I loved her first song and it meant so much to me
Saving all my love for Ewe
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This afternoon im revamping the bathroom floor and its time for the spring deep cleaning to start. yay | |||
"only a small bit of schoolwork today thank odin after 6 hours doing a project on waterford yesterday
This afternoon im revamping the bathroom floor and its time for the spring deep cleaning to start. yay"What's for dinner? | |||
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"The light from each lighthouse has a unique rotation frequency. " Enlightened! | |||
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"There's a fine stretch in the evenings "I noticed that yesterday Few cans by the canal? | |||
"There's a fine stretch in the evenings
I noticed that yesterday Few cans by the canal? "Why not | |||
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"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else." . What happened the jolly rancher | |||
" What happened the jolly rancher " I can only assume it was consumed by disease. | |||
" What happened the jolly rancher I can only assume it was consumed by disease." Not so jolly anymore then | |||
"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else." Ugh I had to google this nodule thing didnt I
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"only a small bit of schoolwork today thank odin after 6 hours doing a project on waterford yesterday
This afternoon im revamping the bathroom floor and its time for the spring deep cleaning to start. yay
What's for dinner? "Going to the butchers later for some burgers | |||
"only a small bit of schoolwork today thank odin after 6 hours doing a project on waterford yesterday
This afternoon im revamping the bathroom floor and its time for the spring deep cleaning to start. yay
What's for dinner?
Going to the butchers later for some burgers "I hope your getting enough for all of us | |||
"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."  and that's enough internet for today I think | |||
"only a small bit of schoolwork today thank odin after 6 hours doing a project on waterford yesterday
This afternoon im revamping the bathroom floor and its time for the spring deep cleaning to start. yay
What's for dinner?
Going to the butchers later for some burgers
I hope your getting enough for all of us "I think a lunch or dinnet party is way overdue when this is all over | |||
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"You could fit nearly 835,000 McDonalds chicken nuggets in a blue whales mouth" How many wooden boys? | |||
"You could fit nearly 835,000 McDonalds chicken nuggets in a blue whales mouth" It would still be hungry an hour later | |||
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"You could fit nearly 835,000 McDonalds chicken nuggets in a blue whales mouth How many wooden boys? "Depends on how much wood they have | |||
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"You could fit nearly 835,000 McDonalds chicken nuggets in a blue whales mouth" The sphincter in a Blue Whale's butt can stretch up to 1m in diameter, making it the worlds 2nd largest asshole in the world... next to OP JK | |||
"You could fit nearly 835,000 McDonalds chicken nuggets in a blue whales mouth How many wooden boys?
Depends on how much wood they have "He got no strings to hold him down, to make him fret or make him frown...... | |||
" fabulosa" Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? | |||
" fabulosa Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? " Its the name of fabulous cleaning stuff | |||
" fabulosa Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? Its the name of fabulous cleaning stuff "Fabulosa | |||
" fabulosa Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? Its the name of fabulous cleaning stuff
Fabulosa "It really is
What has my life become | |||
" fabulosa Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? Its the name of fabulous cleaning stuff
Fabulosa
It really is
What has my life become "Eh fabulosa maybe?! | |||
" fabulosa Did you just invent an awesome new word or is it a typo? Its the name of fabulous cleaning stuff
Fabulosa
It really is
What has my life become
Eh fabulosa maybe?! "Fabulosa trad viking wife thays what | |||
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"I’ve been practicing my flirting with male gardai through all the checkpoints... no wonder I’m single. Jaysus. " Has it been working? | |||
"I’ve been practicing my flirting with male gardai through all the checkpoints... no wonder I’m single. Jaysus. Has it been working? " Absolutely..... not! I’ll still keep at it though...might go 6km outside the limits without a proper excuse... | |||
"I’ve been practicing my flirting with male gardai through all the checkpoints... no wonder I’m single. Jaysus. Has it been working? Absolutely..... not! I’ll still keep at it though...might go 6km outside the limits without a proper excuse..." Kaizer got stopped at such a checkpoint! Evening Garda
"You're Kaizer Thunderkiss?"
Korrect
"Love your work sir, carry on".
Smashing fellows | |||
