Write my bio....

By *inden OP Man over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

Just for a laugh,not necessarily mine, but for the person above, another poster or friend.

What would you write for them?

By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

Will jack off all trades.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my women how I like my Star Wars movies. At least 40 years old and without Hayden Christensen in them.

I achieved a B in O-Level Biology so I know my way around a...

*checks notes*

... Cliboris

I'm 5ft and 11 inches. Those are two measurements"

By *inden OP Man over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

"Will jack off all trades."

"I'm 5ft and 11 inches. Those are two measurements

Love these....