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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?"
Don't be shaming anyone...3greeneyesmatter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lmao.......or a bloke with 3 cocks"
If I met "Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes" and it turned out to be a fella with 3 cocks Id be so dissapointed on so many fronts.
More so that Id managed to get past the fact that she had 3 eyes in the first place and then to turn up and it was a fella with three cocks, doesnt bear thinking about  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please  "
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor "
who said they where big  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big "
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
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So what's the optimum size for triple tits? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
So what's the optimum size for triple tits?"
I think i could possible get my head around 3 in the 36B range. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
So what's the optimum size for triple tits?"
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
So what's the optimum size for triple tits?
I think i could possible get my head around 3 in the 36B range."
I'm several cups out of your league then
Anyone else picturing Total Recall? Now those were pretty perfect |
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" what if she had three boobs
Wouldnt be into that either, you couldnt put your head between them and have a sneaky rattle without the third one creating a Newtons Cradle effect
Jesus you're hard to please
Not really, big boobs, all three of them swinging, would be like going a few rounds with Katie Taylor
who said they where big
They would have to be or you wouldnt be able to rattle your head between them ....so i suppose you have a point...if they were small would they just look weird?
Would 3 small boobs look weirder than 3 big ones??
So what's the optimum size for triple tits?"
Ask Douglas Quaid in Total Recall. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol"
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them "
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head "
My god what have ye all been smoking this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head "
You couldnt have an eye on the back of your head, you wouldnt be able to keep a hairdresser, you would keep frightening the shite out of them |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head
My god what have ye all been smoking this morning "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head
You couldnt have an eye on the back of your head, you wouldnt be able to keep a hairdresser, you would keep frightening the shite out of them "
And three eyes on the front of your head wouldn’t |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?"
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head
You couldnt have an eye on the back of your head, you wouldnt be able to keep a hairdresser, you would keep frightening the shite out of them
And three eyes on the front of your head wouldn’t "
It depends if She told the hairdresser beforehand I suppose.
Nothing worse than finding a 3rd eye you werent expecting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head
My god what have ye all been smoking this morning
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Benson and hedges dipped in Pcp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon "
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"would depend on how far apart the armpits were....dont want 2 tucked in on each side and a big humongous one in the middle....that would be just wierd lol
Especially with 3 green eyes looking down on them
Maybe one if the eyes is in the back of her head
My god what have ye all been smoking this morning
Benson and hedges dipped in Pcp"
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more"
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be "
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be "
Nah she be all teefs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation "
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles.... |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles...."
I can't believe you hung up! I was only slightly inebriated I could still pronounce dragon and I was a late starter with GOT so I have many questions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles....
I can't believe you hung up! I was only slightly inebriated I could still pronounce dragon and I was a late starter with GOT so I have many questions. "
"slightly inebriated" ........
You had S Club 7 playing full blast....
I only hung up when you shouted "There ain't no party like an S Club party" down the line |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles....
I can't believe you hung up! I was only slightly inebriated I could still pronounce dragon and I was a late starter with GOT so I have many questions.
"slightly inebriated" ........
You had S Club 7 playing full blast....
I only hung up when you shouted "There ain't no party like an S Club party" down the line"
You said you love going to S clubs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles....
I can't believe you hung up! I was only slightly inebriated I could still pronounce dragon and I was a late starter with GOT so I have many questions.
"slightly inebriated" ........
You had S Club 7 playing full blast....
I only hung up when you shouted "There ain't no party like an S Club party" down the line
You said you love going to S clubs "
S&M Clubs!!! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?
Thankfully I am a Red head (hair) 5ft 2 blue eyes.
And two teeny boobs so not enough to make a third one.
Depends on where the third eye is...maybe she's a dragon
Im sure if she has it down on her profile that she has a 3rd eye its fairly obvious. Otherwise you wouldnt really bring it up until you had been chatting a bit more
But if she was a dragon, imagine how hot the blow jobs would be
Have You been up all night drinking and watching Game of Thrones again....You cant keep bringing Dragons into every conversation
And while we are are on the topic of Dragons...
I cant believe You rang me at 5 this morning to tell me about the poor Dragon who couldnt blow out his birthday candles....
I can't believe you hung up! I was only slightly inebriated I could still pronounce dragon and I was a late starter with GOT so I have many questions.
"slightly inebriated" ........
You had S Club 7 playing full blast....
I only hung up when you shouted "There ain't no party like an S Club party" down the line
You said you love going to S clubs
S&M Clubs!!!"
Follow your hearts desire
Reach for the stars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils   "
In fairness there not all "green" C'mon get a grip |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
In fairness there not all "green" C'mon get a grip"
I fear some ladies are about to tell us horror stories of some of the japs eyes they've seen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
In fairness there not all "green" C'mon get a grip
I fear some ladies are about to tell us horror stories of some of the japs eyes they've seen "
I can imagine...
I get daily requests from gals on here for "cockshots".
Ive been trying to take a decent picture of my cock for weeks now, its not the most photogenic part of my body |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils "
Finally the voice of reason  |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
Finally the voice of reason "
I've my eye on you |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
Finally the voice of reason
I've my eye on you "
Just the one |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
In fairness there not all "green" C'mon get a grip"
You may want to see a Dr about that |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't believe all this 3 eye shaming!
Especially from the guys!!
We all have 3 eyes and expect women to look into two of them while the third eye checks their tonsils
Finally the voice of reason
I've my eye on you
Just the one "
No! All 3 of them obvs |
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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago
Carrick on Shannon |
"I was just viewing a woman's profile on another dating website.
'Blonde 38 From Dublin Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.'
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes?
No wonder she's single.
It not just me is it?"
if it had read 2f(f) 4 green eyes would you have been posting it here?? lol |
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