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Fast lad wakes from his night on the tear, oh my head he says as he pulls himself upright and trys to figure out where he is  tables and chairs strewn all over the place and in the dim light he can make out a stage and a podium, I'm in the vodoo lounge he realises.... I'm not alone though there's someone else asleep on the stage, he makes his way up on stage and using his phone torch shines it in the direction of the person, it's a woman he says and moves her hair from her face, holy fuck he mutters it's pleasure princess, a pool of blood beside her tells him she ain't asleep the empty poitín bottle smeared in blood beside her used to bludgeon her to death, who is this psycho killer he mutters to himself  He heads for the exit to find help...... | |||
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"Hmm was it FastLad... He was out if it on the alcohol... FastLad are you innocent???" Ya could be onto something there Lia  | |||
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"Damn.... appears ownership of this place is a serious curse... PP was likely practicing the high risk pole dance moves... Knock knock room 102... appears that jet lag has other side effects too... and if there’s room for another tall fella... the gift of sharing can keep us all smiling through these dark mornings. There be time enough for sleep when I’m dead...." You're most welcome... The more the merrier eh...on one condition you bring me brekkie 
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"Is there any weetabix? Police work is at its best when fueled by weeta "The last two were ate by bog m | |||
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"Is there any weetabix? Police work is at its best when fueled by weeta
The last two were ate by bog m "Goddam that motherfucking prick 
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"Is there any weetabix? Police work is at its best when fueled by weeta "I have shredded wheat? | |||
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The motive to this heinous act.... Jealousy | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me." Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera 
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
"Det.Kaizer why is this happening? We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes. I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me. He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess "What can I say? Our adjoining hole got big enough for me to fit in.. You were there.. A delectable delight on your bed.. What's a perv to do..? | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive" That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job? | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job? "Maybe to deflect attention from yourself Siren  | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess "Greed and jealously are two of the most vicious traits known to mankind. Someone wanted this hotel and Pleasureprincess out of the way
Whilst everyone is a suspect, Det. KT would like to bring the following individuals in for questioning:
Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder
Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased
Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention
Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents
CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive" I agree I think it was Fastlad. I had an extensive chat with him last night and what he had to say shocked me..... I think he is one of those "Eggstremists" | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job? "For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals. You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am! And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in "Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg.... | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job? "Like Siren I do not believe it to be Fast he neither had the motive or dexterity to harm anybody with the amount he drank yesterday. The killer was clean and meticulous there was no struggle,surely Fast would have messed it up with the amount of alcohol he had onboard | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in
Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg.... "FORENSICS | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
Like Siren I do not believe it to be Fast he neither had the motive or dexterity to harm anybody with the amount he drank yesterday. The killer was clean and meticulous there was no struggle,surely Fast would have messed it up with the amount of alcohol he had onboard"Your knowledge of the crime is unnerving | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess
Greed and jealously are two of the most vicious traits known to mankind.
Someone wanted this hotel and Pleasureprincess out of the way
Whilst everyone is a suspect, Det. KT would like to bring the following individuals in for questioning:
Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder
Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased
Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention
Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents
CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady "I am available to answer any questions you may have | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in
Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg....
FORENSICS "I may have information regarding both murders detective Kaizy (twirling pigtails with my finger) If you want to take me somewhere private and rough me up a bit I might be persuaded to talk | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess
What can I say? Our adjoining hole got big enough for me to fit in.. You were there.. A delectable delight on your bed.. What's a perv to do..? "I pretty much guessed this would happen what with Fast being too d*unk  | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess
Greed and jealously are two of the most vicious traits known to mankind.
Someone wanted this hotel and Pleasureprincess out of the way
Whilst everyone is a suspect, Det. KT would like to bring the following individuals in for questioning:
Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder
Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased
Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention
Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents
CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady
I am available to answer any questions you may have"Excellent, can you account for your whereabouts last night? Has anyone seen officers DG and 3B?! | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in
Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg....
FORENSICS
I may have information regarding both murders detective Kaizy (twirling pigtails with my finger)
If you want to take me somewhere private and rough me up a bit I might be persuaded to talk"No problem young lady, just wait for the two female officers to join us
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
Det.Kaizer why is this happening?
We have all spent years here together and I have never seen the likes.
I work until four am trying to keep all these punters happy,when I arrive to my room I didn't switch the lights on I seen someone in bed and assumed it was Fast only to wake up and realise it was Easy beside me.
He must have given up on trying to sort his matress and bunked in with me.I go looking for Fast and find poor princess
Greed and jealously are two of the most vicious traits known to mankind.
Someone wanted this hotel and Pleasureprincess out of the way
Whilst everyone is a suspect, Det. KT would like to bring the following individuals in for questioning:
Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder
Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased
Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention
Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents
CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady
I am available to answer any questions you may have
Excellent, can you account for your whereabouts last night?
Has anyone seen officers DG and 3B?!"I started working in the voodoo lounge at 10:30 and didn't finish up until 4 am. This new crowd seem to be very horny Det.i found it extremely difficult keeping them at bay Fast as always was there to try help me like he has done for years. When i got off stage Fast left the lounge i assumed he headed up to bed but later found out he was in the bar and Easy was in my bed | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in
Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg....
FORENSICS
I may have information regarding both murders detective Kaizy (twirling pigtails with my finger)
If you want to take me somewhere private and rough me up a bit I might be persuaded to talk
No problem young lady, just wait for the two female officers to join us
Ugh! You're no lady "Oooops! He did it again.... | |||
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"RIP PleasurePrincess. Rest assured Madison's finest are on the case! "Let's crack this case wide open | |||
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"I think it may have been Fast lad...as I said he was out of it on alcohol... How come he was the only one remaining in Voodoo club while Princess lay dead on the stage. Either he's guilty or is a major witness I'm remaining in my room with a view ... room 102... for the foreseeable... awaiting my breakfast to arrive That was Dtproton's empty bottle....But did someone pick it up from the bar after he left?? Why am I doing Kaizer's job?
For the last time, leave the police work to the professionals.
You're actually interfering with a crime scene ma'am!
And that's male ejaculate you're sticking your finger in
Eh no....It appears to be the contents of a creme egg....
FORENSICS
I may have information regarding both murders detective Kaizy (twirling pigtails with my finger)
If you want to take me somewhere private and rough me up a bit I might be persuaded to talk
No problem young lady, just wait for the two female officers to join us
Ugh! You're no lady
Oooops! He did it again.... "He's not a girl, and not yet a woman! Toxic  | |||
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"Is that a case of Bulmers by any chance Kaiser??" Book him | |||
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"I started working in the voodoo lounge at 10:30 and didn't finish up until 4 am. This new crowd seem to be very horny Det.i found it extremely difficult keeping them at bay Fast as always was there to try help me like he has done for years." Madam, I am sorry to say that your entertainment was not of the quality you might believe it to be. @s1ren: quite observant, seems that nobody else noticed that detail. Now that the successor of the ownership of the establishment has passed away, I wonder who gets to benefit from it, and in what manner? And since it seems nobody is around to provide service, I am afraid we will have to revert to training. I will have sausages and scramlbed eggs prepared shortly, with a side of bacon, OJ, coffee, tea and milk. Will be ready in 15 minutes. *walks away into the kitchen* | |||
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During a routine search of the hotel by the police 3 more bodies have been found adventurescpl and bare necessity were found asphyxiated in room 22 at first kaizer though the killer had struck again but on closer examination of the deceased it would appear that some kinky sex game went south adventurescpl were bound and gagged and bare necessity was found in the sex swing, it would appear he tied the couple up and then the excitement of it all caused him to have a heart attack | |||
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TheSmyths
BelfastD
Metta Man
Merlin of cork-opolis
TheFabGuy
adventurescpl
Miss3b
CazMurray
shameless
7inchMbigboobsF
Ulsterfry
tmountie
Devine destiny
aka... AgentK
Anya2020PT
Dublingirl92
JohnFK
Rob2895
ironheart666
texes
JB4099
fozzyo'clock
bare-necessity
Incandescent
Lia maria
Woody500 | |||
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" You're most welcome... The more the merrier eh...on one condition you bring me brekkie
Plenty of room here in the Super King Sized Bed "A hot brekkie.... on delivery. You got it. I’m wondering about this Britney look a like (dubious on that front too).... any toxicology tests... I think she (he) might be TOXIC... | |||
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Seems Madame B has brought some of her biker friends back to her room judging by what kaizer saw on the hidden cameras she's a big fan of leather and chains | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us "Please forward your list of suspects office 3B. We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes. And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing "Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing
Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today "Yes please, and open those top buttons it's quite stuffy in here | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing
Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today
Yes please, and open those top buttons it's quite stuffy in here "I have made my report to 3B and my resoning behind it Kaizer. Now I am off to find Fast and Easy I had an awful sleep something was prodding into my back the whole time I was in bed and Fast wasn't there so it must have been Easy | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing
Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today
Yes please, and open those top buttons it's quite stuffy in here "Yes Sir certainly
I've a list of 3 suspects in my head I will need to examine there movements before I cast my vote | |||
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I thought I was dead when I woke up there
Looked down and I was covered in red, turns out I fell asleep with a glass of red wine in my hand that’s the white boxers ruined again! 
I did see a certain SSS lady hanging about reception for a long time yesterday eyeing up everyone and seeing where they were going | |||
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hello people!
What a wonderful morning!
Eh... More dead bodies found?!
I swear that seen somebody around 6 am climbing on to get into the room 22 but I was still half sleeping so not sure who it was 
Room service is bad but the garden and lake nearby are beautiful. I think that will stay a little longer
Oh does anyone seen Mr BogM? | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing
Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today
Yes please, and open those top buttons it's quite stuffy in here
Yes Sir certainly
I've a list of 3 suspects in my head I will need to examine there movements before I cast my vote "Having spoken to 3B I have told her I believe Dr.P to be the perpretator my reasoning behind this is as follows: 1.He was rather miffed over the appauling service upon his arrival,he asked for my help but I don't allocate rooms. 2.He was very quick on the scene of Woodys body. 3.Even though he publically complained about my stripping last night,he was the one person Fast had to keep reminding to leave his hands where they could be seen. | |||
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I might be wrong... But even nice man can be a serial killer | |||
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"I surmise that Woodie killed himself overdoing things with the dildo KK slipped on the bottle which broke her fall and her skull. All auto-inflicted." Hmmm you seem to deduce a lot from being there for a very short time and don't know the names of the victims.....where were you last night ? | |||
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"@Detective Kaizer... If I may suggest... Please look closer on Mr BogM His behavior last night is suspicious to me
I might be wrong... But even nice man can be a serial killer "Serial killers are always nice men
Its their facade... What suspicious behaviour do you speak of?
Its the quiet ones you gotta watch | |||
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"Noooo not pleasureprincess she gave this motel so much....Boss KT we have to find out who took her away from us
Please forward your list of suspects office 3B.
We'll have a meeting in lobby are in 45 minutes.
And if you could pick up a flat white for the Detective on your way that would be most pleasing
Yes Sir, certainly Sir, am I wearing my suspenders again today
Yes please, and open those top buttons it's quite stuffy in here
Yes Sir certainly
I've a list of 3 suspects in my head I will need to examine there movements before I cast my vote
Having spoken to 3B I have told her I believe Dr.P to be the perpretator my reasoning behind this is as follows:
1.He was rather miffed over the appauling service upon his arrival,he asked for my help but I don't allocate rooms.
2.He was very quick on the scene of Woodys body.
3.Even though he publically complained about my stripping last night,he was the one person Fast had to keep reminding to leave his hands where they could be seen."I think so too. Plus he was the one who took the bottle of poitín from the bar last night. But is bad service enough of a motive? Any forensic evidence this morning Detective KT? | |||
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greetings from the other side
Shite craic to wake up dead lads! Wtf??? Anyways it's seems purgatory was working in that hotel heaven in here back in the arms of my Woodrow! Yis can have the hotel ye filthy dirtbirds. I knew someone was after me and my man, I could feel it in my bones. I was on the look out constantly but grief took a hold and I let my guard down. Right before I was to meet my master I did get a sneak at my assailant. All I saw was a birth mark in the shape of a rampant rabbit on their right wrist!
If the filth ever decide to stop horsing the doughnuts into themselves and actually do their job they will find my last will and testiment under the keyboard on the welcome desk.
The hotel and all its debt I have left too.........
Fiery Minx
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" Any forensic evidence this morning Detective KT?" Unfortunately, the hotel is riddled woth male ejaculate so it is making the investigation all the more slower. Officer 3B found some over there, over there and there in the communal OJ tank served at breakfast. Can you account for your whereabouts all night? | |||
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" greetings from the other side
Shite craic to wake up dead lads! Wtf??? Anyways it's seems purgatory was working in that hotel heaven in here back in the arms of my Woodrow! Yis can have the hotel ye filthy dirtbirds. I knew someone was after me and my man, I could feel it in my bones. I was on the look out constantly but grief took a hold and I let my guard down. Right before I was to meet my master I did get a sneak at my assailant. All I saw was a birth mark in the shape of a rampant rabbit on their right wrist!
If the filth ever decide to stop horsing the doughnuts into themselves and actually do their job they will find my last will and testiment under the keyboard on the welcome desk.
The hotel and all its debt I have left too.........
Fiery Minx
It's all yours now toots xxx"Did you just refer to the Police department as "filth"? | |||
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" greetings from the other side
Shite craic to wake up dead lads! Wtf??? Anyways it's seems purgatory was working in that hotel heaven in here back in the arms of my Woodrow! Yis can have the hotel ye filthy dirtbirds. I knew someone was after me and my man, I could feel it in my bones. I was on the look out constantly but grief took a hold and I let my guard down. Right before I was to meet my master I did get a sneak at my assailant. All I saw was a birth mark in the shape of a rampant rabbit on their right wrist!
If the filth ever decide to stop horsing the doughnuts into themselves and actually do their job they will find my last will and testiment under the keyboard on the welcome desk.
The hotel and all its debt I have left too.........
Fiery Minx
It's all yours now toots xxx"Nooooooo!! Don't leave it to me I was happy enough just staying here and working away. To try and keep this place in order I am gonna have to bring in the other two live in residents to help Kaiser and Fast pretty please | |||
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" greetings from the other side
Shite craic to wake up dead lads! Wtf??? Anyways it's seems purgatory was working in that hotel heaven in here back in the arms of my Woodrow! Yis can have the hotel ye filthy dirtbirds. I knew someone was after me and my man, I could feel it in my bones. I was on the look out constantly but grief took a hold and I let my guard down. Right before I was to meet my master I did get a sneak at my assailant. All I saw was a birth mark in the shape of a rampant rabbit on their right wrist!
If the filth ever decide to stop horsing the doughnuts into themselves and actually do their job they will find my last will and testiment under the keyboard on the welcome desk.
The hotel and all its debt I have left too.........
Fiery Minx
It's all yours now toots xxx
Nooooooo!! Don't leave it to me I was happy enough just staying here and working away.
To try and keep this place in order I am gonna have to bring in the other two live in residents to help Kaiser and Fast pretty please "Let's hope the killer doesn't have eyes on you next FM You need 24/7 security for safety | |||
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" greetings from the other side
Shite craic to wake up dead lads! Wtf??? Anyways it's seems purgatory was working in that hotel heaven in here back in the arms of my Woodrow! Yis can have the hotel ye filthy dirtbirds. I knew someone was after me and my man, I could feel it in my bones. I was on the look out constantly but grief took a hold and I let my guard down. Right before I was to meet my master I did get a sneak at my assailant. All I saw was a birth mark in the shape of a rampant rabbit on their right wrist!
If the filth ever decide to stop horsing the doughnuts into themselves and actually do their job they will find my last will and testiment under the keyboard on the welcome desk.
The hotel and all its debt I have left too.........
Fiery Minx
It's all yours now toots xxx
Nooooooo!! Don't leave it to me I was happy enough just staying here and working away.
To try and keep this place in order I am gonna have to bring in the other two live in residents to help Kaiser and Fast pretty please
Let's hope the killer doesn't have eyes on you next FM
You need 24/7 security for safety"Exactly S1ren I think it is time to go write my will because it would seem owning this motel is a death warrant on the persons head | |||
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"@ Detective Kaizer... Hmmm Mr BogM was just standing and waiting for something or somebody. He is very quiet man! Definitely a gent jut no way a serial killer? Im just curious who was the person who climbed up on the wall. Maybe Mr BogM seen more early night than I saw around 6 am? Oh wait! FastLad! He might be the killer! I have seen something on his wrist! Not sure it was tattoo or birth mark... I need a bath after jogging And probably have to go to eat somewhere else as there is nothing to eat actually... " I'll share my mint aero flavoured donuts with ya | |||
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message from beyond some new information has come to light about the Madison motel or more importantly the land it is built on, it turns out that whole part of downtown is being secretly bought up for a new luxury holiday complex | |||
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Poor PP, we shared a smoke and coffee on the patio and that girl had attitude but was under pressure because woody wouldn't hire anyone extra.
I got back late with my entourage and spent the night being entertained by them...those lads are a scream
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" message from beyond some new information has come to light about the Madison motel or more importantly the land it is built on, it turns out that whole part of downtown is being secretly bought up for a new luxury holiday complex "Well the final owner is in for a nice cash windfall! And with all these murders taking place here, and the disgusting info from forensics of Detective KT .... this place needs to be rubble... Would definitely tell the new developers to keep the voodoo lounge... everyone needs a place to get down and durty! I’m looking at the conversation here.... and can’t help but think a collection of Female assassins are in our mix.... it’s like the Femme Nikita and her finishing school have been in hiding in plain sight (with sexy apples) to hide their modesty... | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose?? "
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops! | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose??
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops! "Does the glove fit on the OJ? | |||
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message from beyond don't forget folks 5pm deadline to vote out who you think is a killer | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose??
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops!
Does the glove fit on the OJ?"Yep and it packs a punch | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose??
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops!
Does the glove fit on the OJ?"You need the OJ after all that wine you consumed
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"Having spoken to 3B I have told her I believe Dr.P to be the perpretator my reasoning behind this is as follows: 1.He was rather miffed over the appauling service upon his arrival,he asked for my help but I don't allocate rooms. 2.He was very quick on the scene of Woodys body. 3.Even though he publically complained about my stripping last night,he was the one person Fast had to keep reminding to leave his hands where they could be seen." Sister Fiery Mix, it is erroneous to laid blame at the foot you emotionally do not respond kindly to. Everyone was miffed, as you put it at the substandard service of this establishment. I was in room 102 which was triple occupied (additional testament to substandard service) and happened to notice the alarmed commotion at the time when the death occurred. I am not sure why you would consider your disgarment as entertainment, and with my 2.2m height, 240kg of muscles, the short table, inadequate seating hight, keeping my hands flexed at all times to keep them in plain sight is a task. | |||
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"Happy hours cocktail today will be a Singapore schlong swinger... Any one who can pronounce the name of it after 3 of them.. Gets a 4th free. " Im surprised you are even out of bed yet Easy surely you were awake considering when i was lying with my back to you something kept prodding me | |||
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"Happy hours cocktail today will be a Singapore schlong swinger... Any one who can pronounce the name of it after 3 of them.. Gets a 4th free. " You appear to have landed on your feet as a guest, taking control of the bar | |||
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"I'm beginning to feel like Benny out of crossroads motel and not Bman from The madison motel " At least we done have to deal with the Bates motel and its Master ..... all those letters piling up there to Master Bates.... And thinking of those who enjoy a wig and dress up... where’s that fella from up the Shannon gone... very quiet is Shameless man... like he’s got a day job... | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose??
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops!
Does the glove fit on the OJ?
You need the OJ after all that wine you consumed
"Consumed and spilt all over me Care to help with cleaning it up?
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"Happy hours cocktail today will be a Singapore schlong swinger... Any one who can pronounce the name of it after 3 of them.. Gets a 4th free. " What time does happy hour start Easy? | |||
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"Princess noooooooooo. I shout for Kaizer in all our years co existing in this god for saken place,death is a new one on me. Det. KT has obtained a crucial piece of evidence in this case. Woodrow's camera
"That's you busy perving for the day...don't suppose you will actually find time before 5 to detect those without an alibi! | |||
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"Gwan so slip me a singapore schlong there barman and a pack of dry roasted nut please." Coming right up squire.. | |||
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"Having spoken to 3B I have told her I believe Dr.P to be the perpretator my reasoning behind this is as follows: 1.He was rather miffed over the appauling service upon his arrival,he asked for my help but I don't allocate rooms. 2.He was very quick on the scene of Woodys body. 3.Even though he publically complained about my stripping last night,he was the one person Fast had to keep reminding to leave his hands where they could be seen. Sister Fiery Mix, it is erroneous to laid blame at the foot you emotionally do not respond kindly to. Everyone was miffed, as you put it at the substandard service of this establishment. I was in room 102 which was triple occupied (additional testament to substandard service) and happened to notice the alarmed commotion at the time when the death occurred. I am not sure why you would consider your disgarment as entertainment, and with my 2.2m height, 240kg of muscles, the short table, inadequate seating hight, keeping my hands flexed at all times to keep them in plain sight is a task." My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated | |||
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"Hmmm you seem to deduce a lot from being there for a very short time and don't know the names of the victims.....where were you last night ? " Looks down at 3B as he screws his face in light dismay. I do not know the names of the victims, as you put it, although it has not been detected that these are murders or not. I was trying to be helpful, but did not want to interfere with your job. I was in the room where a lady took her clothes off, there was no bar service, so I self served and compensated for the cost, after which, I have progressed to my room and recuperated my energy. Since there seems to be a monitoring in the rooms, feel free to corroborate my statement. | |||
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.." Your shaker told me to...we had a schlong conversation | |||
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It appears you have an African Cousin who is air to the throne of Lesotho and he would like to share his inheritance of 50,000,000 loti with you.
Which roughly equates to €28,000,000.
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.. Your shaker told me to...we had a schlong conversation" That durty bastard | |||
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.." Jaysus them women can fairly shift the ould cocktails. Be a lucky man who gets caught up with them. | |||
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"RIP PleasurePrincess. Rest assured Madison's finest are on the case! "Why are you pleased at Pp's passing Dublingirl...looks a tad shady | |||
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"2 dead already befor breakfast. Could it be a "Cereal" killer is on the loose??
5 cheerios who are toast and a whole load of fruit loops!
Does the glove fit on the OJ?"*takes out a latex glove, extends it across the mouth of the flagon* affirmitive, it fits. | |||
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.. Your shaker told me to...we had a schlong conversation That durty bastard "A smooth criminal perhaps | |||
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"I'm beginning to feel like Benny out of crossroads motel and not Bman from The madison motel At least we done have to deal with the Bates motel and its Master ..... all those letters piling up there to Master Bates.... And thinking of those who enjoy a wig and dress up... where’s that fella from up the Shannon gone... very quiet is Shameless man... like he’s got a day job... " Has been a day of horrendous wardrobe malfunctions. Had a sexy little number on earlier, a real head turner, but just as I was about to leave my room I spied I was showing more than a bit of side moob
So I've gone with my trusty red leather look jumpsuit.
Only problem is if I get aroused its more than a little visible
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"Gwan so slip me a singapore schlong there barman and a pack of dry roasted nut please." double for me, please | |||
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.. Your shaker told me to...we had a schlong conversation That durty bastard
A smooth criminal perhaps "Touche | |||
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"I'm beginning to feel like Benny out of crossroads motel and not Bman from The madison motel At least we done have to deal with the Bates motel and its Master ..... all those letters piling up there to Master Bates.... And thinking of those who enjoy a wig and dress up... where’s that fella from up the Shannon gone... very quiet is Shameless man... like he’s got a day job... Has been a day of horrendous wardrobe malfunctions. Had a sexy little number on earlier, a real head turner, but just as I was about to leave my room I spied I was showing more than a bit of side moob
So I've gone with my trusty red leather look jumpsuit.
Only problem is if I get aroused its more than a little visible
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated " *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content!" Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said." Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said." Kaizer ain't the one leaving skid marks all around the lounge area | |||
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"@ Detective Kaizer... Hmmm Mr BogM was just standing and waiting for something or somebody. He is very quiet man! Definitely a gent jut no way a serial killer? Im just curious who was the person who climbed up on the wall. Maybe Mr BogM seen more early night than I saw around 6 am? Oh wait! FastLad! He might be the killer! I have seen something on his wrist! Not sure it was tattoo or birth mark... I need a bath after jogging And probably have to go to eat somewhere else as there is nothing to eat actually... I'll share my mint aero flavoured donuts with ya "Thank you my dear. I can always count on you | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! " It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. | |||
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"Oh yeah.. What better place to observe the comings and goings in this place... Oh if my shaker could talk. " Was you working or poking on the job last night ?? | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket." Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance "Hmm whatever about the flash, brilliance and kaiser in same sentence is not possible | |||
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"Don't worry folks, my cousin Fred and his girlfriend Daphne are keen amateur detectives. They will be here sometime tomorrow they are just picking up some friends en route They will get to the bottom of this Walks of singing............ "You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh................ "" You can't rely on some pesky kids to sort this mess out! | |||
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"Don't worry folks, my cousin Fred and his girlfriend Daphne are keen amateur detectives. They will be here sometime tomorrow they are just picking up some friends en route They will get to the bottom of this Walks of singing............ "You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh................ "" Ffs shameless ,howmany more will dead by the time they get here?? | |||
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"Don't worry folks, my cousin Fred and his girlfriend Daphne are keen amateur detectives. They will be here sometime tomorrow they are just picking up some friends en route They will get to the bottom of this Walks of singing............ "You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh................ " You can't rely on some pesky kids to sort this mess out! " What are you afraid of? | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance
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"Don't worry folks, my cousin Fred and his girlfriend Daphne are keen amateur detectives. They will be here sometime tomorrow they are just picking up some friends en route They will get to the bottom of this Walks of singing............ "You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh................ " You can't rely on some pesky kids to sort this mess out! What are you afraid of? " This is a crime scene
Nobody is coming or going until we solve this mystery.
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! " *approaches detective KT and towers over him for 10 seconds with a stern look on his face, looking at this from top to bottom* "Unlikely", he mutters to himself as he traces a step back and walks away to the other corner of the room, his left arm twitching, grabbing for something on to the side of his leg. | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance
Hmm whatever about the flash, brilliance and kaiser in same sentence is not possible
Depends on how you look at it and whether you have a front row seat "Are you saying that you have to be up very close to actually see his brilliance?? | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! *approaches detective KT and towers over him for 10 seconds with a stern look on his face, looking at this from top to bottom* "Unlikely", he mutters to himself as he traces a step back and walks away to the other corner of the room, his left arm twitching, grabbing for something on to the side of his leg." Don't eyeball a detective son! | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! *approaches detective KT and towers over him for 10 seconds with a stern look on his face, looking at this from top to bottom* "Unlikely", he mutters to himself as he traces a step back and walks away to the other corner of the room, his left arm twitching, grabbing for something on to the side of his leg. Don't eyeball a detective son! "Locks his eyes with KT, and mutters "That is unlikely as well". | |||
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"This broken down cop has had nothing to live for these past few years. Woodrow was the only one that cared, he let KT stay in this joint until life became meaningful again. His death and that of anyone else with hot be in vain. Officer 3B has a passion for police work like no other, and Officer DG's unlimited knowledge of male ejaculate is a blessing in this clusterfuck
There is a killer among us, no one can leave this Hotel.
DTA folks "It seems noone ever leaves the Madison Motel | |||
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"Don't worry folks, my cousin Fred and his girlfriend Daphne are keen amateur detectives. They will be here sometime tomorrow they are just picking up some friends en route They will get to the bottom of this Walks of singing............ "You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh................ " You can't rely on some pesky kids to sort this mess out! What are you afraid of? This is a crime scene
Nobody is coming or going until we solve this mystery.
Inviting mercenaries in, is both reckless and futile!
Anyone on hotel grounds without police permission will be shot.... In the face... Twice "When you say "shot in the face" Do you mean what I think You mean
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance
Hmm whatever about the flash, brilliance and kaiser in same sentence is not possible
Depends on how you look at it and whether you have a front row seat Are you saying that you have to be up very close to actually see his brilliance?? "He has a habit of getting up in your face and likes waving his authority around | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts "Oh nuts you say | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say "Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! It was hard to see what he was covering with that ould Columbo jacket. Yes, he does have an occasional flash of brilliance
Hmm whatever about the flash, brilliance and kaiser in same sentence is not possible
Depends on how you look at it and whether you have a front row seat Are you saying that you have to be up very close to actually see his brilliance??
He has a habit of getting up in your face and likes waving his authority around "Arent you ladies lucky?? | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say
Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted "Move over ther girl..live roasting nuts | |||
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"3b, fozzy and Madame B have d*unk themselves sober twice over.." Hic',-.. | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say
Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted "I near chocked on the nuts | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say
Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted
I near chocked on the nuts "Wash that taste right outta your mouth girl and don't spit here or you will be ran out of town
Oh look Fozzy is still under our table! Drinks are on him | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say
Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted
I near chocked on the nuts
Wash that taste right outta your mouth girl and don't spit here or you will be ran out of town
Oh look Fozzy is still under our table! Drinks are on him "Oh its very rude to spit | |||
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"I need a Singapore Schlong Swinger barman In fact make it two since it’s happy hour "I’ll take one too barman! I’m exhausted after that dominatrix photo shoot last night with Cherry. I need to recharge for tonight’s session
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message from beyond voting for to vote out a killer has been extended to 8pm | |||
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"I need a Singapore Schlong Swinger barman In fact make it two since it’s happy hour
I’ll take one too barman! I’m exhausted after that dominatrix photo shoot last night with Cherry. I need to recharge for tonight’s session
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"Im taking a guess that the murderer is Rob2895 He moves silently among us " Who | |||
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"I need a Singapore Schlong Swinger barman In fact make it two since it’s happy hour
I’ll take one too barman! I’m exhausted after that dominatrix photo shoot last night with Cherry. I need to recharge for tonight’s session
"I'm only crawling out from my slumber, crazy night Poor pleasure princess who is the new receptionist? | |||
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"Is there anyone serving drinks ? " Let's just serve ourselves | |||
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"@DT Kaizer... I need your permission to leave the motel asap. Its urgent. Please have mercy "Negative ma'am! Murder never has mercy. Respect the law and KTs authoritaaay | |||
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"Is there anyone serving drinks ? Let's just serve ourselves ""And on that note", reaches for a bottle of Souther Delight, and pours him self a glass. | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! *approaches detective KT and towers over him for 10 seconds with a stern look on his face, looking at this from top to bottom* "Unlikely", he mutters to himself as he traces a step back and walks away to the other corner of the room, his left arm twitching, grabbing for something on to the side of his leg. Don't eyeball a detective son!
Locks his eyes with KT, and mutters "That is unlikely as well"."Book him | |||
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"Is there anyone serving drinks ? Let's just serve ourselves "Ahem | |||
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"Who’s about the bar? Don’t be shy, come and join me at my table, free nuts
Oh nuts you say
Ooooh those nuts are about to get roasted
I near chocked on the nuts "In that case you better stay away from the breadstick | |||
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"Is there anyone serving drinks ? Let's just serve ourselves
Ahem "What you having easy I'll pour you a drink don't go poking your umbrella around in it Yet | |||
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"Is there anyone serving drinks ? Let's just serve ourselves
Ahem
What you having easy I'll pour you a drink don't go poking your umbrella around in it
Yet "Oh ill have a Hawaiian mojito | |||
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" My disgarment as you so put it is for the entertainment of the guests in agreement with the original owner Woody. I am in no way purturbed by your distain for what I do but what I cannot comprehend is if it was so awful why sit there until well after the show has finished,even after I had left you still remained seated *blushes, a twitch starts dancing across his right eye lid* I was... stuck... the space between the chair and table somehow contracted during the course of your disgarment, and the surface of the seat was coated with some Emperor confounded substance that is stickier then a nargle's spleen content! Think Kaiser was sitting there just before you!! Nuff said. Was that why the detective put a rush on the DNA evidence...or is it a cover up of his whereabouts! *approaches detective KT and towers over him for 10 seconds with a stern look on his face, looking at this from top to bottom* "Unlikely", he mutters to himself as he traces a step back and walks away to the other corner of the room, his left arm twitching, grabbing for something on to the side of his leg. Don't eyeball a detective son!
Locks his eyes with KT, and mutters "That is unlikely as well".
Book him "Grins slyly and extends his two hands forward. | |||
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"I'm stuck between two and awaiting Easy to confirm his alibi for last night pre poking all night "He ain't so Easy with his poker face | |||
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