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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

Willing to travel for the rite door I like the ones that are hard to open at first till you break them in,keeping it well oiled is the trick.

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By *ouple 0073Couple  over a year ago

donegal

I like a bita wd40 on mine makes it easier to open x

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

This is code isn’t it ? You’re not really talking about doors are you ? Or are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning?

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"I like a bita wd40 on mine makes it easier to open x"

Yer good to give a good blast before you go in helps for the wear and tear, good old self forced splash is always good to get to get you in too.

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning? "

No I'm front door only man me sorry to disappoint.

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By *ohng69Man  over a year ago

athenry

Looks like op cannot get past the front gate never mind knocking on the door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bita wd40 on mine makes it easier to open x"

You do know wd40 is a degreaser and destroys rubber . Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning?

No I'm front door only man me sorry to disappoint. "

Oh im not disappointed don't worry

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By *osmicGateMan  over a year ago

louth


"Willing to travel for the rite door I like the ones that are hard to open at first till you break them in,keeping it well oiled is the trick. "

A tight front door is no use if the back door has been well smashed in... Seriously though I got a quote for a new front door and had to sit down when I heard the price....

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning?

No I'm front door only man me sorry to disappoint.

Oh im not disappointed don't worry "

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Willing to travel for the rite door I like the ones that are hard to open at first till you break them in,keeping it well oiled is the trick.

A tight front door is no use if the back door has been well smashed in... Seriously though I got a quote for a new front door and had to sit down when I heard the price.... "

Yes crazy expensive , but also a head fuck given this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you don't know, now you know...

If you don't ask, you'll never know.

Not the way I'd ask but it gives me a giggle.

I'd imagine a couple of ladies will be jumping on a bus to go kick your door down with an offer like this OP, you'll be fine,sure you only post exactly whats on your mind, with no filter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love two gentlemen callers in my front door at once as the back door is closed for repairs!

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Op can I just say your the profile that keeps on giving....your threads are a tonic at this stage ...funny as hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Willing to travel for the rite door I like the ones that are hard to open at first till you break them in,keeping it well oiled is the trick. "

Another locksmith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I imagine the offers from all the fab ladies are rolling in!!

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Mine started out tight but the year's of hard use has taken it's toll but a quick coat of Ronseal sorted it out but be quick it dries out very quickly

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

What about a revolving door?

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

What about a cat flap

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By *scouple07Couple  over a year ago

louth, Ireland

What about a sliding door

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By *osmicGateMan  over a year ago

louth

No joke I'm painting my front door tomorrow weather permitting.. Planning to use a weatherproof gel wood preserver whatever that means.. Is it OK to paint this over the existing paint on the door?

Any with paint knowledge

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By *eterdunneMan  over a year ago

leixlip


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning? "

Would that make him a, back door man?

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By *eterdunneMan  over a year ago

leixlip


"Mine started out tight but the year's of hard use has taken it's toll but a quick coat of Ronseal sorted it out but be quick it dries out very quickly "

The trick for best results is to have it really well smoothed out before you give it some oil.

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By *oingMan  over a year ago

co. antrim

I’d like to knock the innuendos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine got shocking tight during the wet weather so I had to put a handle on it to yank it open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning?

Would that make him a, back door man? "

Ironically a song by The Doors.

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By *ouple 0073Couple  over a year ago

donegal


"I like a bita wd40 on mine makes it easier to open x

Yer good to give a good blast before you go in helps for the wear and tear, good old self forced splash is always good to get to get you in too."

gotta be careful with it tho.. It can squirt everywhere x

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning?

Would that make him a, back door man?

Ironically a song by The Doors. "

Really.pmsl

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"I like a bita wd40 on mine makes it easier to open x

Yer good to give a good blast before you go in helps for the wear and tear, good old self forced splash is always good to get to get you in too. gotta be careful with it tho.. It can squirt everywhere x"

Very true it can get leaky alright sure you can always mop it up before you go in.x

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

The Amount of women on here trying to get in my back door is not normal. Its tightly closed door only exit door never a open! One!.FML.

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Mine got shocking tight during the wet weather so I had to put a handle on it to yank it open "

I am really very confused

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"No joke I'm painting my front door tomorrow weather permitting.. Planning to use a weatherproof gel wood preserver whatever that means.. Is it OK to paint this over the existing paint on the door?

Any with paint knowledge "

You should ideally give the door a light sanding and remove any loose or flaking paint, in order to provide a good key for the new paint.

Technically, you are providing a sound and dry substrate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No joke I'm painting my front door tomorrow weather permitting.. Planning to use a weatherproof gel wood preserver whatever that means.. Is it OK to paint this over the existing paint on the door?

Any with paint knowledge

You should ideally give the door a light sanding and remove any loose or flaking paint, in order to provide a good key for the new paint.

Technically, you are providing a sound and dry substrate."

Just go composite and save the headache

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"No joke I'm painting my front door tomorrow weather permitting.. Planning to use a weatherproof gel wood preserver whatever that means.. Is it OK to paint this over the existing paint on the door?

Any with paint knowledge

You should ideally give the door a light sanding and remove any loose or flaking paint, in order to provide a good key for the new paint.

Technically, you are providing a sound and dry substrate.

Just go composite and save the headache"

This ...I got one last winter €1800 and it's brilliant...no painting and the heat stays in the hall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No joke I'm painting my front door tomorrow weather permitting.. Planning to use a weatherproof gel wood preserver whatever that means.. Is it OK to paint this over the existing paint on the door?

Any with paint knowledge

You should ideally give the door a light sanding and remove any loose or flaking paint, in order to provide a good key for the new paint.

Technically, you are providing a sound and dry substrate.

Just go composite and save the headache

This ...I got one last winter €1800 and it's brilliant...no painting and the heat stays in the hall "

More secure also

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Are the last few posts about the female anatomy still ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are the last few posts about the female anatomy still ? "

Were any of them?

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By *xplicitMan  over a year ago

donegal

Front door ..back door, i’d even climb in the windows, as long as yee get inside it’s all that counts

…then get out quick before they wake up!!

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare

Smash in the back door man

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare

I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in"

Some sound like they were kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in"

I already went there

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in

I already went there "

I hope u used lube on him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in

I already went there

I hope u used lube on him "

I did mean on the thread CJ but i can understand why you'd think otherwise

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in

I already went there

I hope u used lube on him

I did mean on the thread CJ but i can understand why you'd think otherwise "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didnt read other posts if the back door has already been well smashed in

I already went there

I hope u used lube on him

I did mean on the thread CJ but i can understand why you'd think otherwise "

Been a while unfortunately since Hal has knocked on my doors

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

Ok are settle for slightly used front door if theres one available

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By *inaandterryCouple  over a year ago

Westmeath

I've a small cervix an a tight front door x

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

Seems like most of these tight front doors are closed to single men. FML!.

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

Special offer this week two for price of one.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Special offer this week two for price of one. "

BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Special offer this week two for price of one.

BOGOF "

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Special offer this week two for price of one. "

When there's a two for one offer it's usually going outa date or there's something wrong with it

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"Special offer this week two for price of one.

When there's a two for one offer it's usually going outa date or there's something wrong with it "

Haha brilliant reply I like it well to be honest probbly do with safety check myself like.

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"Special offer this week two for price of one.

BOGOF "

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"Special offer this week two for price of one.

BOGOF

"

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

And I'm offering a free second service to check its been properly fitted in a week's time

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By *ornygregMan  over a year ago

Dublin

I'm the guy who loves sneaking in back door after trying front

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By *ub23Man  over a year ago

wandering

I’d even try getting in the window at this stage

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west


"I’d even try getting in the window at this stage "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to cum down the chimney instead

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

There are probably a few who have latched on to this idea and you might have a few knockers but I'm sure you can handle it. Maybe widen your search and don't let everything hinge on this particular approach.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"I like to cum down the chimney instead "

Only once a year Jack....and you have to do it 800 million times in the one night

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

This quite extraordinary thread goes on and on

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man  over a year ago

waterford

Is the size of the door knocker a reflection of how tight the door is ?

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By *exmaster 321 OP   Man  over a year ago

sligo mayo Galway ,the west

I will even throw in a free door bell with every tight fit.

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

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By *ex coupleCouple  over a year ago

wexford

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By *phrodite72Woman  over a year ago

dublin/galway


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all"

Whaaaaaat???

What could it possibly b about so???

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Is the size of the door knocker a reflection of how tight the door is ? "

In fairness some knockers are so big you wouldn't notice the door

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By *atherjackhackettMan  over a year ago

Tipperary


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning? "

Maybe he likes to slip down the chimney

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

Whaaaaaat???

What could it possibly b about so???"

I'm thinking he has an issue with the word vagina and other such words and has devised a code that one must crack. I could be wrong though.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all"

Handsome...how did you get that picture past the mods

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By *phrodite72Woman  over a year ago

dublin/galway


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

Whaaaaaat???

What could it possibly b about so???

I'm thinking he has an issue with the word vagina and other such words and has devised a code that one must crack. I could be wrong though. "

Im thinking he just has issues

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

Whaaaaaat???

What could it possibly b about so???

I'm thinking he has an issue with the word vagina and other such words and has devised a code that one must crack. I could be wrong though.

Im thinking he just has issues "

I just went out as Monday night is sports nights and all I could think of is I hope that doors thread is coming to an end

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By *lameBoyMan  over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin


"I'd love two gentlemen callers in my front door at once as the back door is closed for repairs!"

That’s definitely close quarters swordplay. Quite a logistical feat too I’d imagine. Any gymnasts here?

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"I'd love two gentlemen callers in my front door at once as the back door is closed for repairs!

That’s definitely close quarters swordplay. Quite a logistical feat too I’d imagine. Any gymnasts here?"

Impossible to do if the other guy is big. Have tried twice in the last 6 weeks !

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint


"I'd love two gentlemen callers in my front door at once as the back door is closed for repairs!

That’s definitely close quarters swordplay. Quite a logistical feat too I’d imagine. Any gymnasts here?"

I’m a part time gymnast

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

Whaaaaaat???

What could it possibly b about so???

I'm thinking he has an issue with the word vagina and other such words and has devised a code that one must crack. I could be wrong though.

Im thinking he just has issues "

You might be right

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm beginning to think this isn't really about doors at all

Handsome...how did you get that picture past the mods "

It's my hand, I've seen more obscure pictures on here.

I suppose my disembodied hand is akin to all the disembodied dicks in pics

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do you want to play with my knocker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you want to play with my knocker "

Everyone wants to play with your knocker

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Do you want to play with my knocker "

Was this offer for the OP exclusively? Asking for a friend

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

They swell in the damp weather but a good shunt opens the best of them

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want to play with my knocker

Everyone wants to play with your knocker "

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want to play with my knocker

Was this offer for the OP exclusively? Asking for a friend "

Ohh hey Raymondo was in Sligo at the weekend and guess what I got

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Do you want to play with my knocker

Was this offer for the OP exclusively? Asking for a friend

Ohh hey Raymondo was in Sligo at the weekend and guess what I got "

I can guess but tell me anywho Bronagh

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want to play with my knocker

Was this offer for the OP exclusively? Asking for a friend

Ohh hey Raymondo was in Sligo at the weekend and guess what I got

I can guess but tell me anywho Bronagh "

Il send ya a pic when I find them

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Do you want to play with my knocker

Was this offer for the OP exclusively? Asking for a friend

Ohh hey Raymondo was in Sligo at the weekend and guess what I got

I can guess but tell me anywho Bronagh

Il send ya a pic when I find them "

I'm excited now. I hope it's the brand we discussed.

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Resurrecting one of my favourite threads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolute classic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Resurrecting one of my favourite threads "

I thought it was your own thread lol. Funny all the same add, lifed thread to it. My doors definitely don't need greasing i have a natural degreaser built in.

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By *emptedoncemoreMan  over a year ago

perth


"My tite front door is firmly shut and im careful who i give the key to. Are you the type that likes to sneak around to the back door without warning? "

Sometimes the back door has to be tried and depends on if it opens or not is the question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WD40 is ok but the good old 3 in 1 is hard to beat

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Absolute classic "

Isn’t it ? Genius

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By *adbod2020Man  over a year ago

Galway


"Resurrecting one of my favourite threads

I thought it was your own thread lol. Funny all the same add, lifed thread to it. My doors definitely don't need greasing i have a natural degreaser built in. "

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man  over a year ago

waterford

Ya just can't beat a nice new tight fitting PVC model

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