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over a year ago
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Soo you been dying for a shite you proceed to the bathroom drop the cacks and let a small sigh of relief you reach down to your pocket to get your phone because phone shits are best and then you realize you left it on the couch DEVASTATING!!! Do you proceed with your shite and read the back of shampoo bottles or suck the turtle head back in and run for the phone. You are most welcome for my input to the forums. No need for private messages offering blowjobs etc. It's just who I am. |
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Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.
Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.
Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.
Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.
Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Count yourself lucky our bathroom is an extension and the WiFi signal is hit and miss. Now thats devastating, remember the phone and still have to read the shampoo |
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"Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol"
I pulled down my jeans with the phone in the back pocket - guess where it fell - and where my hand needed to go?!   
No amount of rice bagging fixed the fecker either 
Hope the husband recovers... nothing like some wartime, eh toilet time, scars to entertain a crowd |
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"I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.
Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.
Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now"
No tap and towel nearby, no? |
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