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By *ezo OP   Man  over a year ago

The Kingdom

One day I had crafted a model item and showed it to few friends of mine. I showed that a few air bubbles had been trapped in but was relatively happy with it.

It was then that one friend of mine suggested using a vibrator to help. I told him I understood the application of it but I was not buying a vibrator for my hobby

Anyone here use a sex toy for things not intended?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I was approached years ago by an English company trying to get a foothold in the NI market and they sent me photocopies of local newspaper reports from various parts of England.

They supplied vibrator vending machines and pubs had started a countertop vibrator racing league.

It was a big craze but even though they thought it was a fun way to sell their products we politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One day I had crafted a model item and showed it to few friends of mine. I showed that a few air bubbles had been trapped in but was relatively happy with it.

It was then that one friend of mine suggested using a vibrator to help. I told him I understood the application of it but I was not buying a vibrator for my hobby

Anyone here use a sex toy for things not intended?"

Usually the other way around for us. Find everyday items being used in sexy ways. Pervertables.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Never use orgasm balm on your chap lips(face)that leads to all kinda of trouble...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth "

And the toothbrush up your hole?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole? "

We’re all guilty of that…aren’t we

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole?

We’re all guilty of that…aren’t we "

Is that your admission? I hope there were no toothpaste remnants left to sting

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole? "

Just spat my tea out

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole?

Just spat my tea out "

If it's green tea, it might be good for a cleanse...just add to toothbrush and away you go

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan  over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp

Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin, Belfast

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin, Belfast

I regularly use my flashlight to chalk my pool cue

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin, Belfast


"I regularly use my flashlight to chalk my pool cue"

Fleshlight

Christ this autocorrect will be the death of me

Joke ruined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole? "

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By *ezo OP   Man  over a year ago

The Kingdom


"One day I had crafted a model item and showed it to few friends of mine. I showed that a few air bubbles had been trapped in but was relatively happy with it.

It was then that one friend of mine suggested using a vibrator to help. I told him I understood the application of it but I was not buying a vibrator for my hobby

Anyone here use a sex toy for things not intended?

Usually the other way around for us. Find everyday items being used in sexy ways. Pervertables. "

Heh, true.

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By *ezo OP   Man  over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Never use orgasm balm on your chap lips(face)that leads to all kinda of trouble..."

I'm intrigued and possibly frightened at what the result was.

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By *ezo OP   Man  over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request."

Honestly that was using your head.

But not sure what kind of job would have used condoms available

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan  over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp


"Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request.

Honestly that was using your head.

But not sure what kind of job would have used condoms available "

What the fuck makes you think it was used?

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request.

Honestly that was using your head.

But not sure what kind of job would have used condoms available

What the fuck makes you think it was used? "

the assumption....

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan  over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp

I did say I sent it to a mate, not my worst enemy

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By *e MasseurMan  over a year ago

lk

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By *e MasseurMan  over a year ago

lk

Silicon dildo is way better than wooden spoon for cooking.

Also use my fleshlight as a plunger

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Silicon dildo is way better than wooden spoon for cooking.

Also use my fleshlight as a plunger"

I'm not sure which is worse

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By *ezo OP   Man  over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request.

Honestly that was using your head.

But not sure what kind of job would have used condoms available

What the fuck makes you think it was used? "

Ah, my apoligise, I read the initial as Used condom, instead of Used a condom.

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By *e MasseurMan  over a year ago

lk

If you run out of ice just put your metal butt plug for one hour into the freezer, it will cool your drink longer and won't add water to it

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"If you run out of ice just put your metal butt plug for one hour into the freezer, it will cool your drink longer and won't add water to it "

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland


"Yea I use a dildo to brush my teeth

And the toothbrush up your hole?

Just spat my tea out

If it's green tea, it might be good for a cleanse...just add to toothbrush and away you go "

Good thinking Batwoman

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By *nwrap4funMan  over a year ago

Ireland


"Used a condom in work to secure a machined part and keep it "lubed". The part was sent to a mate in another company with an accompanying letter explaining how we had packaged the part as per his request."

In a previous work environment, I would of did something similar. Although, you'd be surprised by the modesty of a practical solution to a problem

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