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By *astello OP Woman over a year ago

Far far away

I love a little Limerick,

Or perhaps some fab haiku,

Compose a short lil ditty

Four lines is enough to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your eyes are blue and beautiful

I want to shower you with kisses and hugs

I'd love to kiss every part of you

Especially... Your big bouncy jugs

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By *onal314Man over a year ago

Galway

A Castello of love stood in sight,

Its walls towering high, a grand sight.

The Lovers would meet,

In a garden so sweet,

And kiss beneath the stars each night.

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By *ipmannMan over a year ago

Cahir

"A Castello of love stood in sight,

Its walls towering high, a grand sight.

The Lovers would meet,

In a garden so sweet,

And kiss beneath the stars each night."

4 lines lol..

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By *ipmannMan over a year ago

Cahir

Four lines are not enough

Would you like it rough

We're all made of strong stuff

Let's dive on the muff

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

Jaysus I think I'd lose it,

The second I saw you naked,

My spurt on the floor,

As you head for the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am still awake

Too much cake

No one about

It's a solo shake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time to sleep

Tomorrow I'll weep

Will lay down now

Start counting sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh _astello your eyes are baby blue

As u lay in the bath

I wish I could spend a night with you

As I take you down the naughty path

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just thought I saw

Someone wink

But realised I've had

Too much drink!

Enjoyed it though

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

A limerick with just 4 lines

Is this a sign if the times

For it to survive

It surely needs five

But I guess it's hardly a crime

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By *astello OP Woman over a year ago

Far far away

Such wordy wordsmanship

I do declare,

Such mighty poets,

From near and far.

Bravo, encore une fois..

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By *astello OP Woman over a year ago

Far far away

"Your eyes are blue and beautiful

I want to shower you with kisses and hugs

I'd love to kiss every part of you

Especially... Your big bouncy jugs"

Wow.. Hugs and kisses to you

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By *astello OP Woman over a year ago

Far far away

"A Castello of love stood in sight,

Its walls towering high, a grand sight.

The Lovers would meet,

In a garden so sweet,

And kiss beneath the stars each night."

Excellent use of metaphors

Well done

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

There was a young lady from Kerry.

Who didn't like how I made merry.

She put me on block to avoid seeing my cock.

Not a nice thing to do to poor Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young girl from Dundee

Who got stung on the bum by a bee

She got such a start, she let a big fart

And he knickers fell down to her knee

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm here to say hello

To the lovely Castello

If you want a fellow

To me you should... bellow

My god

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

Cailín Uí Chúis so fine.

Those lips just like strawberry wine.

Wish they were kissing mine.

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

As you take it out

Its in my mouth

When you shout

I spit it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a younng lady, she was a swinger

To a party one night I did bring her

She fucked 12 guys

All a big size

Now her pussy is enveloping my finger

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By *sopon86Man over a year ago

louth dublin

There was a women from leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than a hour,instead of a flower

Her fanny was covered in s

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By *astello OP Woman over a year ago

Far far away

An ode to thee

Does not have to be me,

Let your mind be free,

Four lines, not three...

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

There once was a lady from Clare,

who was beautiful gorgeous and fair.

When she came out to play,

she'd take my breath away

and leave me just slumped on the chair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a fine swinger from mallow who was neither youthful not callow

But when we met to play,

The one thing I'll say,.

His touch turned my legs quite to gello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Castello I'd love to meet,

Dance wildly in bare feet,

Wine, dine and sixty-nine,

You can use my face as a seat

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

The lady requested a ditty.

Some lines both amusing and witty.

I don't mean to gloat.

But I've given her both.

No reply or retort.... what a pity.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

There once was,a lady from limerick

Who fancied a bit of dick

She signed up to fab to see

What kind of a dick it would be

But at the end of the day she choose a chick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She’s mounting a plane

Too jump on a train

We’d never complain

But can’t wait for the day she returns

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

"She’s mounting a plane

Too jump on a train

We’d never complain

But can’t wait for the day she returns

"Boarding" might have been a better choice of word.

"Mounting" could be misconstrued on here.

But excellent effort none the less.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She’s mounting a plane

Too jump on a train

We’d never complain

But can’t wait for the day she returns

"Boarding" might have been a better choice of word.

"Mounting" could be misconstrued on here.

But excellent effort none the less.

Sore loser badg and the winners are

We’d like too thank all our familia the Academy lord god haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She’s mounting a plane

Too jump on a train

We’d never complain

But can’t wait for the day she returns

"Boarding" might have been a better choice of word.

"Mounting" could be misconstrued on here.

But excellent effort none the less.

Sore loser badg and the winners are

We’d like too thank all our familia the Academy lord god haha "

Mount to climb or ascend

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By *s979Man over a year ago

same

I remember lady when you passed by.

Your curvy moves caught my eye.

As you are now,and always be.

A delight for the eye to see.

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By *ePreferPineappleCouple over a year ago

Citywest

Memories of imagination

Things that could, yet never did

White as her appearance, hot is your frustration

When her “sleep well” lands on you eyelid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little ditty about jack and diana

Two kids growing up it the heartland

Jack wants too be a football star

But for fuck sake everyone in Kerry wants to be the next gouch

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By *inkyKaty33Woman over a year ago

Cork

He offered his honour and she honored his offer and all night long he was on her and off her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Little ditty about jack and diana

Two kids growing up it the heartland

Jack wants too be a football star

But for fuck sake everyone in Kerry wants to be the next gouch "

Hmmmm a bit Avant Garde that

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By *s979Man over a year ago

same

What pleasured thoughts as you undressed.

Concealing sensually too impress.

Never yet revealing all.

Your teasing,left me entrall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Little ditty about jack and diana

Two kids growing up it the heartland

Jack wants too be a football star

But for fuck sake everyone in Kerry wants to be the next gouch

Hmmmm a bit Avant Garde that

Oh Melanie my darling

Oh Melanie my dear

Can’t wait for the hugs

When you are near

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