Is it just me who looks so clumsy stripping or undressing in front of dates. I have fallen backwards onto a bath cos I got my trousers tangled I also tried to yank my belt once and hit an expensive ornament |
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"Practise in front of a mirror.
Practise again, in front of the lads,
Practise in front of a female friend.
Listen to their feedback.
. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean "
Fuck it ...
Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun 
Also let your meet undress you  |
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"Practise in front of a mirror.
Practise again, in front of the lads,
Practise in front of a female friend.
Listen to their feedback.
. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean
Fuck it ...
Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun
Also let your meet undress you "
This
Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it  It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing |
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"Practise in front of a mirror.
Practise again, in front of the lads,
Practise in front of a female friend.
Listen to their feedback.
. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean
Fuck it ...
Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun
Also let your meet undress you
This
Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing"
ah probably out of practice and a confidence issue but thanks |
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Fuck it ...
Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun
Also let your meet undress you
This
Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing ah probably out of practice and a confidence issue but thanks "
How about a well timed "Can you help with this?" ? 
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"You could always undress her first, and then ask her to undress you,
Blindfolded,
Slowly,
To James Bond on Spotify in the background.
(its very hard to take socks off in a sexy way!)
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The sexual connotations of a sock.
I had to write an essay about that once as a punishment for comment about a teachers hot wife. |
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"I e had a few hiccups as well and so ha e others that were with me as far as I'm concerned they were the best nights I've had the laughs Ive had funny sex all the way for me..."
the falling backwards with hard on was a particular low point as herself lay back on bed
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fair fodder that would earn a lifetime supply of slagging me thinks. 
