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By *panishRebel OP Man 46 weeks ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
I was just remembering the scrawls and doodles written down in the toilets while at school. That's many moons ago now.
They ranged from the desperate fantasies of hormone mad teenagers including stupid slurs to the downright poetic.
There was always the balls and dick, the slag of someone likes to suck it, or a number, (normally not genuine, cause even though I am straight, I had to find out  ).
My favorite three that spring to mind were,
..here I sit broken hearted, I came to shit but only farted....
Or
...here I sit broken hearted, there is no paper. Feck it all I'll use my finger....
Or
...Don't drink and drive, smoke pot and fly...
I was wondering if others remember similar sweet little ditties or drawings. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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""C******* W******* has two wheels instead of legs!"
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I us
ed to write a few pearls of wisdom (well I liked to think so)
My favourite was, today you are the oldest you ever have been, but today is the youngest you will ever be again |
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I was mortified because my grandad was one of the caretakers and had to sand the bloody desk down 