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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Take the username above and try to compose a short and witty limerick about it

Give it a blast what's the worst that can happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweetnkinky is far from stinky

Sweetnkinky is very dinky

a girl from now where her profile does state

Give her crap lads and your to late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wexie lady, such a sexy lady,

Take a look at her pics

but don't show her ur dicks,

Eyes a twinkling

Lips are smiling

Stop her talking

Good luck walking xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there once was a girl called sweet

who's nipples were such a treat

she liked to be tied

my balls are fried

of fuck lets have a meet!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Toby Toby 123,

Toby put me over his knee,

He slapped my ass

Then dared to laugh

And ran when I asked him to pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there was once a girl called sweetnkinky

who wore chain and cuffs that where clinky

she loved that way to play

when she was told to stay

now with sex in the air it was nice and stinky.

Dom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a lady of fire

Who dared to try her Doms ire

He paddled her bum

And then made her cum

And so ends our dear ginger fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sweetkinky has a lovely rack

according to my husband jack

I think he fancies her to bits

he loves her ass

he loves her tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a couple called jackelaine,

Who were looking for a couple, or even a dame

So they cam to this sight,

But are in for a fright,

Because they will never look back again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a chap called annon

Who was thinking this site is a con

Til he opened his mail,

And realised his fail,

Was cos everyone on here was blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh sweet oh sweet

Your ass looks a treat.

When your good its for the world to see

But when your a brat it gets red as can be.

We seen pictures of your ass in many profile pics.

Now for the lads show them your tits !!!!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Once was a lady called wex

Who fancied a lad with pecs

She came on to fab

To view a few lads

Now she is addicted to the sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a guy called cj

He was sooo in to bj,

He,s not so queer but don't u fear,

He,ll help girls out, just give him a shout

He loves a girl who,s good with her mouth, Hee hee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to know manix78

He hurt himself jumping a gate

On the flat of his back,he admired ladies racks

But now he is feeling just Kate

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By *ilfandme206Couple over a year ago

North Kerry

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

There was a lady called kinky

Who liked her ass a little pinky

after a few slaps of the hair brush

Boy she would gush

That's why we call her sweetkinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew a gent called _j47

In his trousers was an ak47

If he used it right

And I didnt fight

He would blow a girl straight up to heaven

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By *ardon 69Man over a year ago

in Laois :-)

sweetnkinky she knows all the tricks,

She loves the kisses, touchs and licks,

But how far will she go,

I just have to know,

Will she climb up and sit on my dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hardon my friend

Likes to grab my rear end

But always gets a slap

While wanking a stallion

He lost his medallion

And now soaking is all in a flap

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By *ardon 69Man over a year ago

in Laois :-)

All Kinky and not so much sweet,

In bed she never admits defeat,

But I will make her bed rock,

With my throbbing hard cock,

Hardy with the big lump of meat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Look at yer man hardon69

If u step on his toe he'll roar like a lion

But give him a glass

And pinch his tight ass

And you'll finally see him smiling

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By *ardon 69Man over a year ago

in Laois :-)

SweetnKinky is not even her real name,

This woman is anything but tame,

She stripped me naked with her eyes,

While rubbing her thighs,

And I am pretty sure that she came.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hardon by name and Hardon by nature

But nobody knows what to make of this creature

He's hung like a horse

And fucked me in gorse

My ass is still raw from the thistles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there was a girl called sweetnkinky

who got man goo in her eye and got blinky

she washed it out

at him she did shout

no he cant get hard and still is shrinky

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