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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
It’s been a while so I’m going to do another of these tomorrow evening.
Any volunteers to be auctioned off?
As always, I’m likely to get more guys volunteering than needed so I will only be selecting a few of ye. I won’t be selecting anyone with no profile pic and a half arsed bio  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Ill volunteer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How does this work? |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
Sure throw me in I'll give a coffee meet.. |
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Can I volunteer for the craic please |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"How does this work?"
How does it work?
People volunteer to be auctioned off on the forum. You can offer a coffee meet, a personalised pic, whatever you want!
Once I have the volunteers sorted I will start a new thread with the details of the auction. You comment on the thread, as often as you like, and try hit the markers that mean a prize. What makes it slightly more difficult to keep track of is that my posts don’t count so the prize marker doesn’t match the official post counter on the forum.
What do I win and how do I claim my prize?
If your post is deemed to match one of the post markers, you win a prize from that person. It could be a personalised pic, a coffee meet or something else chosen by that person. You claim your prize by pming the person or waiting for them to pm you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll volunteer I'll be the booby prize  |
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By *abAlexMan
over a year ago
(i think... lol.. Somewhere in) |
Ahhhh goo on sure then...
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By *erry cMan
over a year ago
Longford westmeath |
I'm in for the craic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bookmarking for the hilarity of a potential Linden Bicckie pairing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the laugh - never been auctioned before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bookmarking for the hilarity of a potential Linden Bicckie pairing "
It's bound to happen |
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Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks  |
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Ah sure...in for a bit of craic  |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
By which I mean count me in if you're stuck  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Is this only for singles ?"
Nope |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
""The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
By which I mean count me in if you're stuck "
Oh you’re already on the list |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
""The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
By which I mean count me in if you're stuck
Oh you’re already on the list "
I'd say I'm already paired up and all
FRAUD |
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""The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
By which I mean count me in if you're stuck
Oh you’re already on the list
I'd say I'm already paired up and all
FRAUD"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks "
What size foot are you? Asking for “them” |
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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago
Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands |
Happy to personalise a pic as a prise Boobie prise for some maybe |
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"Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks
What size foot are you? Asking for “them” "
Ooh Ger we could do a reverse Cinderella story where I stuff your foot into my socks and you become a hippy lol |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks
What size foot are you? Asking for “them” "
Sure look the sock will fit on something  |
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Go ‘wan Jaffa, I’ll throw my hat in the ring, rather than leaving it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks
What size foot are you? Asking for “them”
Ooh Ger we could do a reverse Cinderella story where I stuff your foot into my socks and you become a hippy lol "
Bohemian Ger, I like the sound of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I put myself on the block.
Go on Jaffa sell me to the highest bidder .. I'll let them wear my socks
What size foot are you? Asking for “them”
Sure look the sock will fit on something "
Would ya forget about the sock puppets |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
""The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
By which I mean count me in if you're stuck
Oh you’re already on the list
I'd say I'm already paired up and all
FRAUD"
That’s slander mr biscuits!!!! Is _inden you need to be accusing! He sits there waiting for you every time! |
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Cool I'm on for it. Thanks for organising. |
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Throw me down if you need another Jaffa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count me in please. |
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Put my name in please. First time to do this. Sounds like fun |
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By *t777Woman
over a year ago
Dublin, Meath |
I'm game for a laugh Jaffa, put me in the hat and I'll come out laughing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an aunction virgin
So go on. I'm in |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
This is shaping up to be quite the auction!! |
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"I'm an aunction virgin
So go on. I'm in"
Oh my Melanie... There'll be people fighting to pop your cherry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an aunction virgin
So go on. I'm in
Oh my Melanie... There'll be people fighting to pop your cherry "
Oh my |
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Hey jaffa, I'll volunteer if you're not full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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I'll also volunteer if you need me x |
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What time does the bidding start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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Ye go on I'll give it a go count me in |
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Count me in. I'll offer a 2 hour blissful Tantra massage, in a beautiful cosy studio, to a woman or couple. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
If Linden jumps into this auction it'll be funny all the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in. I'll offer a 2 hour blissful Tantra massage, in a beautiful cosy studio, to a woman or couple. "
Wow that's an amazing offer |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"If Linden jumps into this auction it'll be funny all the same "
I’m pretty sure he gave me permission to enter him into all future auctions |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"If Linden jumps into this auction it'll be funny all the same
I’m pretty sure he gave me permission to enter him into all future auctions "
No you defo heard him wrong, he explicitly said to rule him out of all future auctions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If not full, I'll glady volunteer |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"If Linden jumps into this auction it'll be funny all the same
I’m pretty sure he gave me permission to enter him into all future auctions
No you defo heard him wrong, he explicitly said to rule him out of all future auctions"
The loins want what the loins want biscuits. And his loins want biscuits  |
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Can I join in, if I'm not too late |
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By *icey55Man
over a year ago
dublin /meath |
Happy to be included for a coffee meet |
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"It’s been a while so I’m going to do another of these tomorrow evening.
Any volunteers to be auctioned off?
As always, I’m likely to get more guys volunteering than needed so I will only be selecting a few of ye. I won’t be selecting anyone with no profile pic and a half arsed bio "
Being the charitable sort that I am, I’ll volunteer my services |
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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago
in ur bed |
When dose it start I have my eye on a few |
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"Count me in. I'll offer a 2 hour blissful Tantra massage, in a beautiful cosy studio, to a woman or couple. "
A very generous prize. Nice |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
As sure why not.... |
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By *auls21Man
over a year ago
Derry |
I’ll volunteer to join the male lottery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s been a while so I’m going to do another of these tomorrow evening.
Any volunteers to be auctioned off?
As always, I’m likely to get more guys volunteering than needed so I will only be selecting a few of ye. I won’t be selecting anyone with no profile pic and a half arsed bio "
Sure why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in if u still need people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d volunteer for a coffee meet in Dublin? Milly x |
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I'll volunteer for a coffee meet in the North west |
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Go on,throw me in the lottery of men |
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By *edgerMan
over a year ago
Enniscorthy |
I’ll volunteer. I’ve gifted hands |
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I'll volunteer if still open!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll jump in too. Unless it's too late |
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When will you be posting the auction volunteer results? |
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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago
Funtown |
We will give it ago ...we will offer something |
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Good luck with it and hopefully people can get a coffee meet or chat out of it. |
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Go on Jaffa count me in. Either coffee meet or personalised pic you choose
Never been auctioned before |
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I'll right a poem for my highest bidder |
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Am I too late to be considered? |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
I may end up doing 2 at this stage (not concurrently though, I learned my lesson last time  )! Great response, thanks everyone.
The (first?) auction will be up this evening, around 7ish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How does one bid |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"How does one bid"
Once I have the volunteers sorted I will start a new thread with the details of the auction. You comment on the thread, as often as you like, and try hit the markers that mean a prize. What makes it slightly more difficult to keep track of is that my posts don’t count so the prize marker doesn’t match the official post counter on the forum.
What do I win and how do I claim my prize?
If your post is deemed to match one of the post markers, you win a prize from that person. It could be a personalised pic, a coffee meet or something else chosen by that person. You claim your prize by pming the person or waiting for them to pm you. |
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"I may end up doing 2 at this stage (not concurrently though, I learned my lesson last time )! Great response, thanks everyone.
The (first?) auction will be up this evening, around 7ish. "
Thanks Jaffa, you a trogen for organising things. Jaffa appreciation thread next |
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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"I may end up doing 2 at this stage (not concurrently though, I learned my lesson last time )! Great response, thanks everyone.
The (first?) auction will be up this evening, around 7ish.
Thanks Jaffa, you a trogen for organising things. Jaffa appreciation thread next "
Absolutely |
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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago
louth dublin |
Throw me in for the craic of it |
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45 minutes to go until auction chaos. Get your fingers limbered up |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Anyone have Linden's number?
Was gonna give him a bell at 7 o'clock and try keep him distracted until the auction thread was done and dusted |
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"Im in!!"
As in ill volunteer - although you probably have loads already Jaffa! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone have Linden's number?
Was gonna give him a bell at 7 o'clock and try keep him distracted until the auction thread was done and dusted"
Don’t worry, his biccie senses are tingling |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
There’s going to be 2 auctions!
I’ve selected the guys using a random number generator…don’t be giving out if you don’t make the list…I will growl (unless you’re into that kinda thing )
The first auction will commence at 7pm.
If the first one flies, I’ll do the second straight after. If not, it’ll be tomorrow. I’ll decide later how arsed I am
Remember, you can comment as much as you want but you can only win one prize (per auction) so a ton of comments is counterproductive and makes my life difficult. |
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I put forward a afternoon meet in a hotel for a coffee! |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I will growl (unless you’re into that kinda thing )"
*slaps self on the mickey*
Get down you! |
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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago
Funtown |
Better stretch the fingers |
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Hi can I volunteer, never done one before should be fun
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By *oodieMan
over a year ago
Mayo |
I’m in for a coffee / social meet or whatever |
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Can a prize be me giving out to a guy & tell them how to sort out a decent profile lol |
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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"Can a prize be me giving out to a guy & tell them how to sort out a decent profile lol "
You can get the naughty step for that!  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Can a prize be me giving out to a guy & tell them how to sort out a decent profile lol "
It can be whatever you want |
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"Can i join the next auction?"
Not with a profile name as long as that! Too much work for the auctioneer
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"Can i join the next auction?
Not with a profile name as long as that! Too much work for the auctioneer
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I'll answer to John |
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"Can i join the next auction?
Not with a profile name as long as that! Too much work for the auctioneer
I'll answer to John "
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"Can i join the next auction?
Not with a profile name as long as that! Too much work for the auctioneer
I'll answer to John
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I've been called a lot worse |
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By *alroc80Man
over a year ago
home sweet home |
Not sure if to late but I'll join the fun if you have space for 1 more.. x |
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Can you return if not happy with the product and get a different one |
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"Can you return if not happy with the product and get a different one "
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Not when its over a year old I would think.... |
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Ah damn thought this was a new thread...
And I'm still stalking my last victim, I mean prize 🙈 |
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"Can you return if not happy with the product and get a different one "
Did you keep the receipt and original packaging |
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Perhaps if the OP sees the thread a full copy of the auction T&C's will be posted.
But it's unlikely that a warranty/exchange claim will be entertained a year after date of auction. |
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Happy to join the auction! Could I suggest some of the funds go to a charity of the Volunteers choice? |
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By *indenMan 16 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
Who said men don’t read things here…… |
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"Who said men don’t read things here…… "
Ah ha...my prize. There you are |
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By *indenMan 16 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Who said men don’t read things here……
Ah ha...my prize. There you are "
And I don’t feel the least bit victimised, yet……. |
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Hi Mrs Jaffa count me in, it would be laugh. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 16 weeks ago
Galway |
Lads this thread is over a year old 🤦🏻♀️ |
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By *iscuits8Man 16 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Hi count me in for this please xox |
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By *og-ManMan 16 weeks ago
somewhere |
Only 21 volunteers needed to close a year old thread |
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Jaffa will this auction be in a year? Or will it be this week? What’s the timeframe for auctions to close? Has it even gone into probate yet? |
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"Hi count me in for this please xox"
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
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By *affa31 OP Woman 16 weeks ago
Galway |
"Hi count me in for this please xox"
Be careful what you wish for |
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now you HAVE to do an auction. we are in as well |
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I’m definitely in,
Perhaps a coffee? |
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