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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee"
You don’t wish to find the coffee too strong with no toilet facilities for miles…..
I wish for a long enjoyable handjob! |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"I’ll put your sexy red underwear in your hot white wash and leave you with pink clothes
I wish I was off on a Sunny holiday "
Wish granted. You’re off to the Sahara desert with no spf and just one 500ml bottle of water to get you through the 2 weeks!
I wish it was another long weekend. |
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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee"
No one shows up and you end up talking to yourself.
Would love to go on the beet for the day. |
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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee
No one shows up and you end up talking to yourself.
Would love to go on the beet for the day."
You find out that it’s Xmas day & the pubs are closed…. I wish for better weather |
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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee
You don’t wish to find the coffee too strong with no toilet facilities for miles…..
I wish for a long enjoyable handjob!"
They have rough hands and you send up with blisters.
Still want to go on the piss |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"Granted but you’re stuck inside working.
I wish I was a little bit taller "
Granted but everyone and everything else gets taller too so it makes fuck all difference.
I wish my holiday was next week |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee
You don’t wish to find the coffee too strong with no toilet facilities for miles…..
I wish for a long enjoyable handjob!
They have rough hands and you send up with blisters.
Still want to go on the piss"
Granted but the only thing available to drink is actual piss.
Still wishing for the holiday |
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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee
You don’t wish to find the coffee too strong with no toilet facilities for miles…..
I wish for a long enjoyable handjob!
They have rough hands and you send up with blisters.
Still want to go on the piss
Granted but the only thing available to drink is actual piss.
Still wishing for the holiday "
It’s a holiday from hell that you’ll see featured on channel 4 on one of those programmes….
Would forgo the handjob for someone to clean my windows |
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"Don't wash it in public Jaffa.
I wish for a long walk with stimulating conversation followed by good coffee
You don’t wish to find the coffee too strong with no toilet facilities for miles…..
I wish for a long enjoyable handjob!
They have rough hands and you send up with blisters.
Still want to go on the piss
Granted but the only thing available to drink is actual piss.
Still wishing for the holiday
It’s a holiday from hell that you’ll see featured on channel 4 on one of those programmes….
Would forgo the handjob for someone to clean my windows "
They break all the glass
I want to be in my twentys again |
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"Go wash _ocksuckingsluts windows on your ladder in this weather and you might get your wish
I wish I had hair
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It grows all over your body and you look like a yeti.
I want to have a full weekend to myself
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"Go wash _ocksuckingsluts windows on your ladder in this weather and you might get your wish
I wish I had hair
It grows all over your body and you look like a yeti.
I want to have a full weekend to myself
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We're dropping our kids round yo yours in 20!
I want my hangover to disappear |
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"You're by the beach and there is a tsunami warning
I'd like to retire from work and spend my days fucking hot guys  "
Yes they are hot but because of sun burn and the steam everytime you touch them.
I want to be rich |
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"You're by the beach and there is a tsunami warning
I'd like to retire from work and spend my days fucking hot guys
Yes they are hot but because of sun burn and the steam everytime you touch them.
I want to be rich"
Scream not steam ffs
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"You're by the beach and there is a tsunami warning
I'd like to retire from work and spend my days fucking hot guys
Yes they are hot but because of sun burn and the steam everytime you touch them.
I want to be rich
Scream not steam ffs
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Who says they don't do both  |
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"You're by the beach and there is a tsunami warning
I'd like to retire from work and spend my days fucking hot guys
Yes they are hot but because of sun burn and the steam everytime you touch them.
I want to be rich
Scream not steam ffs
Who says they don't do both "
Naughty Naughty girl.lol |
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"Away turns into forever as your sucked into a wormhole in time and end up in a fiery hell.
I want a forever bar of chocolate"
It's only forever when you put it in your mouth and you are eating it for the rest of your life
I want a sex life.lol |
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"There is a queue of horny ladies at your day day and night. You can't eat or sleep or leave the house without being mauled.
I want to travel the world on a private jet"
But it is playing Daniel o Donnell songs on repeat.
Get a new car |
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"Its a sporty little number but you can't fit in the driver's seat cos your knees are up around your ears.
I wish I was less handsome
Good looks can be a curse!
I wish I had a personal masseuse "
She has no hands and does the massage with her nose while she has a cold.
I want a day at a nudist beach.
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"Its a sporty little number but you can't fit in the driver's seat cos your knees are up around your ears.
I wish I was less handsome
Good looks can be a curse!
I wish I had a personal masseuse
She has no hands and does the massage with her nose while she has a cold.
I want a day at a nudist beach.
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Lol, happy days! That'd be brilliant
You can have your day at the nudist beach, but it's seniors day 
I wish we had someone to get me ready for going out! |
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"But they give you clown makeup and a baggy boiler suit, with granny pants and a tatty grey non wired bra, and sliders.
I want to be able to eat what I like and loose weight."
Yes but you shite as you eat.
I want a meet with a blowjob specialist. Lol |
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By *iscuits8Man 5 weeks ago
Meath/Dublin/Birmingham |
"But they give you clown makeup and a baggy boiler suit, with granny pants and a tatty grey non wired bra, and sliders.
I want to be able to eat what I like and loose weight.
Yes but you shite as you eat.
I want a meet with a blowjob specialist. Lol"
The specialist you book turn out to be a close relative of yours 
I simply wish for one evening of peace and quiet to myself with nobody and nothing to be doing |
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I simply wish for one evening of peace and quiet to myself with nobody and nothing to be doing
Wish granted, but you will be in a container on a boat enroute to Africa in scorching heat with no water- I went very dark there lol
I wish for a loyal Dom male who will look after my sexual and emotional needs when required |
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I simply wish for one evening of peace and quiet to myself with nobody and nothing to be doing
Wish granted, but you will be in a container on a boat enroute to Africa in scorching heat with no water- I went very dark there lol
I wish for a loyal Dom male who will look after my sexual and emotional needs when required"
But he hasn't washed for 2 years and smells like cabbage.
I want to be an extra on fair City...... |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad  "
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly |
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"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly "
But you don't have a license and Eamonn Ryan has to fly you where ever you want to go.
I want a day racing cars. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly
But you don't have a license and Eamonn Ryan has to fly you where ever you want to go.
I want a day racing cars."
Granted but they’re toy cars.
I want a puppy |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly
But you don't have a license and Eamonn Ryan has to fly you where ever you want to go.
I want a day racing cars.
Granted but they’re toy cars.
I want a puppy"
You get a puppy but its a guide dog for the blind puppy and after a year its breaks your heart to hand her over
I want a pint of moretti |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly
But you don't have a license and Eamonn Ryan has to fly you where ever you want to go.
I want a day racing cars.
Granted but they’re toy cars.
I want a puppy
You get a puppy but its a guide dog for the blind puppy and after a year its breaks your heart to hand her over
I want a pint of moretti "
I actually pouted at that 
Granted but it’s all head and not the good kind of head.
I want a puppy that’s not going to be given away!
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"You get your 3sum but the two ladies only want to to paint yourself in peanut and wait in the corner....
I wish for a night in a fantastic hotel with a sexy younger lad
He turned up but he was your daughters boyfriend
I wish to have a car that could fly
But you don't have a license and Eamonn Ryan has to fly you where ever you want to go.
I want a day racing cars.
Granted but they’re toy cars.
I want a puppy
You get a puppy but its a guide dog for the blind puppy and after a year its breaks your heart to hand her over
I want a pint of moretti
I actually pouted at that
Granted but it’s all head and not the good kind of head.
I want a puppy that’s not going to be given away!
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Your puppy is snatched by a Korean chef..
I want to steal bog man's moretti. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"Granted but it's Winter and below zero.
I wish it was already Summer.
But you have to wear 5 layers of clothes and the heating is stuck on in your house.
I wish I had x ray vision"
Granted but it only works to look into graves.
I wish the cinema would show Lord of the rings extended editions all in one day. |
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"Granted but it's Winter and below zero.
I wish it was already Summer.
But you have to wear 5 layers of clothes and the heating is stuck on in your house.
I wish I had x ray vision
Granted but it only works to look into graves.
I wish the cinema would show Lord of the rings extended editions all in one day. "
But it is completely sold out to people who have no interest in LOTR..
I would love to go on the beer with Chris Kamara
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By *panishRebelMan 5 weeks ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"Granted but it's Winter and below zero.
I wish it was already Summer.
But you have to wear 5 layers of clothes and the heating is stuck on in your house.
I wish I had x ray vision
Granted but it only works to look into graves.
I wish the cinema would show Lord of the rings extended editions all in one day.
But it is completely sold out to people who have no interest in LOTR..
I would love to go on the beer with Chris Kamara
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But your only allowed to buy him drinks and food your not allowed to talk or say a word not even about football.
I want to live in a hermitage with my own private self contained harem nearby. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 5 weeks ago
Galway |
"Granted but it's Winter and below zero.
I wish it was already Summer.
But you have to wear 5 layers of clothes and the heating is stuck on in your house.
I wish I had x ray vision
Granted but it only works to look into graves.
I wish the cinema would show Lord of the rings extended editions all in one day.
But it is completely sold out to people who have no interest in LOTR..
I would love to go on the beer with Chris Kamara
But your only allowed to buy him drinks and food your not allowed to talk or say a word not even about football.
I want to live in a hermitage with my own private self contained harem nearby."
Granted but they’re half rotted zombies, only interested in your brains and the soundtrack to your life is now that v annoying zombie noise from the walking dead.
I wish for my own house |
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"Granted but it's Winter and below zero.
I wish it was already Summer.
But you have to wear 5 layers of clothes and the heating is stuck on in your house.
I wish I had x ray vision
Granted but it only works to look into graves.
I wish the cinema would show Lord of the rings extended editions all in one day.
But it is completely sold out to people who have no interest in LOTR..
I would love to go on the beer with Chris Kamara
But your only allowed to buy him drinks and food your not allowed to talk or say a word not even about football.
I want to live in a hermitage with my own private self contained harem nearby.
Granted but they’re half rotted zombies, only interested in your brains and the soundtrack to your life is now that v annoying zombie noise from the walking dead.
I wish for my own house"
But it is built next to the railway station at the airport.
I want my own house. Lol |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
"But it is infested with mice, rats, fleas and bedbugs..
I want a week off from cooking dinners for the family"
Granted but its because you got food poisoning and you're locked in the toilet for a week
I wish for a weeks holiday swimming with whales |
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"Granted but the jackpot is 5 million and your debt is 10 
I want to board a plane rn to the sun. "
Rain cloud snuggled onto the plane , It’s pissing rain the whole time ur there.
I wish for a night with a saucy Red head. |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Granted but the jackpot is 5 million and your debt is 10
I want to board a plane rn to the sun.
Rain cloud snuggled onto the plane , It’s pissing rain the whole time ur there.
I wish for a night with a saucy Red head. "
So you end up in the cells of the local Garda station with a box of matches
I wish for a lie on tomorrow |
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"Granted but the jackpot is 5 million and your debt is 10
I want to board a plane rn to the sun.
Rain cloud snuggled onto the plane , It’s pissing rain the whole time ur there.
I wish for a night with a saucy Red head.
So you end up in the cells of the local Garda station with a box of matches
I wish for a lie on tomorrow "
Ha ha |
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"Granted but the jackpot is 5 million and your debt is 10
I want to board a plane rn to the sun.
Rain cloud snuggled onto the plane , It’s pissing rain the whole time ur there.
I wish for a night with a saucy Red head.
So you end up in the cells of the local Garda station with a box of matches
I wish for a lie on tomorrow "
You wet the bet and it is too uncomfortable to stay in.
I want to go on holidays |
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"Your bike gets delivered and it's not working ??
I wanna holiday in the Caribbean "
You travel to Jamaica, no hitches, beautiful hotel, superb service, probably worth five times your money...
Night life is mental, you meet this dashing Jamaican lad, he's into you real bad, you just love him!
You take him to the hotel, he drops the pants, and you can clearly read in his member, font size 64
Welcome to Jamaica and have a very wonderful stay!
I just wanna go to this old place, deep in the forest, take a sun lounge, park it under a tree and soak the sun, peace and quiet... |
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"Your bike gets delivered and it's not working ??
I wanna holiday in the Caribbean
You get there and your apartment in located on a rubbish tip infested with rats.
I want someone to fix my bike"
Bike's fixed... It flies like a Delorean, the bill is 500,000 yoyos.
I want a nice raspberry cheese cake |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
somewhere |
"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day  "
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach |
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"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach "
It's 50 degrees and the sand is boiling and you forgot your flip flops
I want a proper night out |
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"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach "
You go on a beach, in this stormy weather a seagull gets slammed into as if was a DU 155mm artillery shell. You wake up in a cosy bed, still not knowing what the hell happened, and then this gorgeous lady walks in to check on you, explains you were so lucky to survive that accident, and not to worry, many men have lost their members and yet succeeded in having fulfilled lives...
I wanna have a nice social meet, in some sunny park, out a bit in the sticks |
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"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach
You go on a beach, in this stormy weather a seagull gets slammed into as if was a DU 155mm artillery shell. You wake up in a cosy bed, still not knowing what the hell happened, and then this gorgeous lady walks in to check on you, explains you were so lucky to survive that accident, and not to worry, many men have lost their members and yet succeeded in having fulfilled lives...
I wanna have a nice social meet, in some sunny park, out a bit in the sticks "
You sit near a bee hive and get stung all over.
I want a trip back to Budapest.
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By *ACOLCouple 4 weeks ago
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"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach
You go on a beach, in this stormy weather a seagull gets slammed into as if was a DU 155mm artillery shell. You wake up in a cosy bed, still not knowing what the hell happened, and then this gorgeous lady walks in to check on you, explains you were so lucky to survive that accident, and not to worry, many men have lost their members and yet succeeded in having fulfilled lives...
I wanna have a nice social meet, in some sunny park, out a bit in the sticks
You sit near a bee hive and get stung all over.
I want a trip back to Budapest.
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But then, they go on a lockdown.
I wish someone could come and fold my laundry.
Lina. |
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"The cheesecakeis off and you get food poisoning, and end up in hospital on fluids.
I want an orgasm every day
You can have one everyday but you have to have sex with me
I want to go for a walk on a beach
You go on a beach, in this stormy weather a seagull gets slammed into as if was a DU 155mm artillery shell. You wake up in a cosy bed, still not knowing what the hell happened, and then this gorgeous lady walks in to check on you, explains you were so lucky to survive that accident, and not to worry, many men have lost their members and yet succeeded in having fulfilled lives...
I wanna have a nice social meet, in some sunny park, out a bit in the sticks
You sit near a bee hive and get stung all over.
I want a trip back to Budapest.
But then, they go on a lockdown.
I wish someone could come and fold my laundry.
Lina."
Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 4 weeks ago
Galway |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow "
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip"
It has got a grip everyone else gets sun you get rainclouds following you around
I wish the house would clean itself |
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By *eys00Man 4 weeks ago
have boots will travel |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip"
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday"
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint"
But it’s all cream, and you’re lactose intolerant
I wish for 2, 6 month paid holidays a year! |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint"
It's a pint of camel cum
I'd like to meet the creator of the universe |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint
It's a pint of camel cum
I'd like to meet the creator of the universe "
It cognitates your presence and is quizzed by your existence as it was not in the code, and kills your process.
I'd like a cuddle or two |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint
It's a pint of camel cum
I'd like to meet the creator of the universe "
But you need to be in a coma for the rest of your life after.
I want to be able to read minds. |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint
It's a pint of camel cum
I'd like to meet the creator of the universe
It cognitates your presence and is quizzed by your existence as it was not in the code, and kills your process.
I'd like a cuddle or two"
You get the cuddles but then she farts and ruins the moment  
I wish I was in a lovely hotel room with some sexy people |
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Wish granted but they're folded & held together with glue
I wish I wasn't back to work tomorrow
Granted but you have to go have stitches in your penis instead.
I wish the weather would get a grip
Granted but you have COVID and have to isolate indoors
I wish tomorrow was another Bank Holiday
But you get locked in a public toilet and locksmiths are all off.
I want a creamy pint
It's a pint of camel cum
I'd like to meet the creator of the universe
It cognitates your presence and is quizzed by your existence as it was not in the code, and kills your process.
I'd like a cuddle or two
You get the cuddles but then she farts and ruins the moment
I wish I was in a lovely hotel room with some sexy people "
But they have no interest in you and lock you in the cupboard.
I want to lock someone in a cupboard. |
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"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced 
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs! "
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses |
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"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs!
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses"
But they insist on giving you an anal examination first with no lube
I wouldn't actually mind being in a cupboard right now |
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By *ACOLCouple 4 weeks ago
limerick |
"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs!
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses
But they insist on giving you an anal examination first with no lube
I wouldn't actually mind being in a cupboard right now "
Wish granted - in a lock cupboard with screaming kids.
I wish for unlimited flight tickets around the world
Lina |
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"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs!
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses
But they insist on giving you an anal examination first with no lube
I wouldn't actually mind being in a cupboard right now "
You need to share it with a fella with diarrhoea.
I want a coffee meet on my way home from Cork. |
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"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs!
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses
But they insist on giving you an anal examination first with no lube
I wouldn't actually mind being in a cupboard right now
Wish granted - in a lock cupboard with screaming kids.
I wish for unlimited flight tickets around the world
Lina"
Wish granted but you can never leave the plane
I wish for a happy, horny nympho to knock on my door |
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"The cupboard leads to fab jail
I wish to be seduced
The seducer is the warden of fab jail
I want to be smothered by all the lovely ladies boobs!
But then you can't breathe and have to go to hospital
I want a threesome with two nurses
But they insist on giving you an anal examination first with no lube
I wouldn't actually mind being in a cupboard right now
Wish granted - in a lock cupboard with screaming kids.
I wish for unlimited flight tickets around the world
Lina
Wish granted but you can never leave the plane
I wish for a happy, horny nympho to knock on my door "
But alas she is lesbian with zero interest to be converted to right side of the schwartz.
I want that cuddle again, better this time, with no effing bees or wasps. |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom"
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather "
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean"
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't "
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't "
Granted the old debate where the sky starts so you can only jump.
I need a pair of sexy glasses |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday "
But you are call in to worylk anyway.
I still my glasses |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday
But you are call in to worylk anyway.
I still my glasses"
I definitely need glasses after the last post
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday "
Granted it will be Sunday but you've got to do the washing & cleaning for all your family & friends because of that
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday
Granted it will be Sunday but you've got to do the washing & cleaning for all your family & friends because of that
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller "
Granted your a baller but only as good as Nunez.
I so wish I was a Liverpool fan.
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering "
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet. |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet. "
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage. |
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"But it's from a big hairy man and he wants a kiss with tongues before he'll let you go.
I want to have sex without the dog scratching at the door to get into the bedroom
Dog gets jealous that nobody is paying him any attention so he starts whining.
I wish for sun and warmer weather
And as your wish came through you realised the warmth of a golden shower.
I wish for all my bed sheets to be clean
Your wish is granted but someone stole your bed
I wish I could fly,right up to the sky but I can't
But you can because your wish has been granted! You just have to sit beside the screaming baby
I wish tomorrow was Sunday
Granted it will be Sunday but you've got to do the washing & cleaning for all your family & friends because of that
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller "
Nothing new there tbh |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage. "
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage.
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted "
Well if its the Mrs I'd have to massage back, then I will gladly submit myself to this cruel and unusual punishment |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage.
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted
Well if its the Mrs I'd have to massage back, then I will gladly submit myself to this cruel and unusual punishment "
You better be wearing those socks tho |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage.
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted
Well if its the Mrs I'd have to massage back, then I will gladly submit myself to this cruel and unusual punishment
You better be wearing those socks tho "
No amount of pulling me socks on will stop them from slipping off my feet if I had your hands on my neck and shoulders or mine fingers working your knots under the shoulder blades |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage.
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted
Well if its the Mrs I'd have to massage back, then I will gladly submit myself to this cruel and unusual punishment
You better be wearing those socks tho
No amount of pulling me socks on will stop them from slipping off my feet if I had your hands on my neck and shoulders or mine fingers working your knots under the shoulder blades "
Oh you talk so durty |
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"Your day is with 20 sweaty hairy men
I wish _ot so needy stops answering
He stops answering but bombards your inbox with messages day and night - filters aren't working!
I'd like to have a five star hotel meet.
You go to a five star hotel, get the room, all is super dandy, but the TV is not working, and your meet is at least half an hour away! Omg, how ever will you kill the time now!
I'd like a proper neck and back massage.
Soz! I can give you your back and neck massage but then you have to massage me!
Right, so I'm taking tomorrow as a Sunday, my wish has been granted
Well if its the Mrs I'd have to massage back, then I will gladly submit myself to this cruel and unusual punishment
You better be wearing those socks tho
No amount of pulling me socks on will stop them from slipping off my feet if I had your hands on my neck and shoulders or mine fingers working your knots under the shoulder blades
Oh you talk so durty "
Let's not derail the thread now 
I wish it was 25 degrees outside right now |
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"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari "
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
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"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me"
Your wish is granted but its a hot female bear in there with you
I wish I was spooning someone in my bed |
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"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me
Your wish is granted but its a hot female bear in there with you
I wish I was spooning someone in my bed "
But your spooning your brother
I wish I could sleep  |
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"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me
Your wish is granted but its a hot female bear in there with you
I wish I was spooning someone in my bed "
You are ..but it's Boris Johnson!!
I wish everyone in the world was happy!! |
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"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me
Your wish is granted but its a hot female bear in there with you
I wish I was spooning someone in my bed
You are ..but it's Boris Johnson!!
I wish everyone in the world was happy!! "
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Granted everyone is now called happy
I wish for world peace |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 4 weeks ago
Galway |
"Your day is in Iceland in winter with no heat in a log cabin.
I wish my car was a red Ferrari
It is a red Ferrari but it's one of them pedal kids ones which you now have to use
I wish I had a hot naked female in bed with me
Your wish is granted but its a hot female bear in there with you
I wish I was spooning someone in my bed
You are ..but it's Boris Johnson!!
I wish everyone in the world was happy!!
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Granted everyone is now called happy
I wish for world peace"
Earth is at peace but you now live on Mars and those Martians are constantly at war.
I wish for biscuits and linden to have their coffee |
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By *OCONO5Couple 4 weeks ago
Sensual Center |
"They have their coffee but can't stand each other, and biscuits punches Linden in the face.
I want someone to pamper me today!"
Get up ..get to work..
We wish we were on a nudist beach ...in Spain |
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"They have their coffee but can't stand each other, and biscuits punches Linden in the face.
I want someone to pamper me today!
Get up ..get to work..
We wish we were on a nudist beach ...in Spain "
Can I come?? |
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"They have their coffee but can't stand each other, and biscuits punches Linden in the face.
I want someone to pamper me today!
Get up ..get to work..
We wish we were on a nudist beach ...in Spain "
Your on a nudist beach but its raining and there is no one there
I want a sexy lunch meet |
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By *OCONO5Couple 4 weeks ago
Sensual Center |
"They have their coffee but can't stand each other, and biscuits punches Linden in the face.
I want someone to pamper me today!
Get up ..get to work..
We wish we were on a nudist beach ...in Spain
Can I come??"
Your not allowed cum |
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"They have their coffee but can't stand each other, and biscuits punches Linden in the face.
I want someone to pamper me today!
Get up ..get to work..
We wish we were on a nudist beach ...in Spain
Your on a nudist beach but its raining and there is no one there
I want a sexy lunch meet"
Granted but he ordered barbecued ribs and eats disgustingly.
I want a new account... |
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It'll probably rain wherever you go.
