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You can make 1 design change to the penis, what is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So you're allowed to make one change to how penis's (penii?) are designed.

What's the change you would make?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make it vibrate and pulsate

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By *adger BrocMan  over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Batteries not included

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Kinda awkward at mass but I'll allow it.

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By *he KakapoMan  over a year ago

A nice rock

I want my penis to breathe fire like a dragon.....

And not just burn when I pee like it does now

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By *panishRebelMan  over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland


"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Mine came being able to do this already!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make it vibrate and pulsate

Mine came being able to do this already! "

Checks flights to Alicante!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Is like to be able to check-in to flights with it. Just whip it out and slap it on the scanner.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple  over a year ago

kinda dublin

Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

I think I just got sick in my mouth a bit.

Like 'Cousin It' from the Addams family is what I'm picturing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

A fuzzy buzzy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

"

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

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By *he KakapoMan  over a year ago

A nice rock


"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

"

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

Rude!"

Lol, mea culpa

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Ribbed for her pleasure

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.

I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is like to be able to check-in to flights with it. Just whip it out and slap it on the scanner."

Why stop there, why not use it instead of your bank card and just tap and go. Your payment limit is directly proportional to cock size.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.

I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things."

Dam, I should have scrolled all the way down

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By *ozzlesMan  over a year ago

galway

Sound effects and lights, so when I whip it out ( sounds far more spectacular than in reality) the Jaws Music Plays and accompanied by flashing strobe lighting.

Ohh and if it could make a cup of tea like those bedside alarms about 3 minutes later that would be awesome .....for me.

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By *amsevenMan  over a year ago

cork

Go faster stripes

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By *electableicecreamMan  over a year ago

The West

Adjustable length and girth. For that snug fit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To never ever ever absolutely 100% ever be able to give you an sti in it's bare form

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By *antra MassageMan  over a year ago

Galway

I'd like a prehensile cock, like a monkeys tail, so I can wrap it around things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One that can change to colour to accommodate a ladies preference

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By *exyScientistsCouple  over a year ago

Castlebar

Telescopic sight for better aim, in the bathroom mainly....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ability to duplicate for double penetration.

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By *zippyMan  over a year ago

Wexford

Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??"

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

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By *ipstick KissesWoman  over a year ago

Newry

Detachable for when those availability dates just won't align

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman  over a year ago

Galway, Clare


"Ability to duplicate for double penetration. "

Oohhhh, clever!!

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman  over a year ago

Galway, Clare

Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows.

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By *exyScientistsCouple  over a year ago

Castlebar


"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows."

Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

It makes the noise of a light sabre as it grows and glows in the dark

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By *zippyMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there "

It's not something I need to worry about these days

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By *ipstick KissesWoman  over a year ago

Newry


"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows.

Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese "

Oooh like a fondue

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By *ohnFKMan  over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I think I'd like it if less hair grew down there.

I find the weekly manscaping both precarious & bothersome

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By *ubadubdubWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there "

If I sat on it would it make a whoppee cushion noise

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

Would have to be a laser guided pee aid cause I'm not alone here it's a hure ta pee with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does this include the balls ...I'd add a third ball ...total recall balls

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple  over a year ago

kinda dublin

I'd add a thagomizer too the tip.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

If I sat on it would it make a whoppee cushion noise "

I know if you sat on mine I'd make the whopee noise

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

just over the way from


"I'd add a thagomizer too the tip."

Just for pure pleasure of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not just give us all 2 Penis.

Or fruit flavoured cum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time"

So

A dickhead,,,,

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland


"Ability to duplicate for double penetration. "

I like that one !

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By *ilverFoxDubMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

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By *onaghanMaanMan  over a year ago

Louth


"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time

So

A dickhead,,,,"

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called that

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By *arbles00Man  over a year ago

Area 54

Put a sleep function on it. No more awkward boners

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By *panishRebelMan  over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple  over a year ago

kinda dublin


"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?"

Just remove the sack

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

near enough


"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

"

What if you put it in upside down ? Would that work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

make it bigger and black!

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By *NawtyCplCouple  over a year ago

Around and about

Anyone go with shoot sparkles yet...

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne

Stop it spitting before I have made her orgasm

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By *ebel loverMan  over a year ago

cork

Make it rise up on the first day not the last!!!????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Spoilers,a Go faster stripe and a big set of alloys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"make it bigger and black! "

Leave a cock fing on too long and that will happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like "

I think this has to be the winner, from the ladies I've spoken to this would seem to a big advantage.

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne


"I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like "

Describe the cock you like then

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By *ingetMan  over a year ago

West Cork


"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

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By *ingetMan  over a year ago

West Cork

Yuck

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By *ingetMan  over a year ago

West Cork


"Adjustable length and girth. For that snug fit

"

Unfortunately Sti's are a double sided sword, which came first,the chicken or the egg?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

A lipspreading device attached to the end, a little bit like a snow plough, so less fumbling around in the dark trying to work your way in.

I envisage this having a loudspeaker built in which would be activated by proximity, proclaiming "mind the gap" or "inbound"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

You can get a wearable toy that does this, very very good, but too good! You cum too quick so it's stop start stop start for him! But worth the €25 we paid for it on sun shine app.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Detachable Penis, but when detached you can still feel what's happening to it.

So imagine as a guy you are working away and then all of a sudden you feel the tip being licked etc

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By *runchMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"I want my penis to breathe fire like a dragon.....

And not just burn when I pee like it does now"

May want to get the ol' prostate checked out

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple  over a year ago

The West


"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?"

So it could promise so much and then be a total let down?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?

So it could promise so much and then be a total let down?"

Good suction but doesn't last long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone go with shoot sparkles yet... "

I'll eat lots of the sparkly icing cake and we can find out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not quite a penis change, but how about cum that doesn't stain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect. "

You raise me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect.

You raise me up "

credit where credit is due that was a great reply.

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