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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"WHY do birds suddenly appear........
WHY do they shit on my car 👀"
Because they are crafty, they know you just had your car detailed lol as washed and polished and waxed lol |
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By *iktiki OP Couple 38 weeks ago
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"WHY do birds suddenly appear........
WHY do they shit on my car 👀
Because they are crafty, they know you just had your car detailed lol as washed and polished and waxed lol "
WHY doesn’t the shite slide off the wax👀 |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"WHY do birds suddenly appear........
WHY do they shit on my car 👀
Because they are crafty, they know you just had your car detailed lol as washed and polished and waxed lol
WHY doesn’t the shite slide off the wax👀"
Don't know why but fuck pigeons watch, and think I'm going to fuck his day 🤣 |
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"WHY do birds suddenly appear........
WHY do they shit on my car 👀"
Why not just leave the car dirty? 👀
A clean car shows the bird their own reflection which they see as a threat and then they either shit due to stress or to mark their territory 🐦💡 |
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By *iktiki OP Couple 38 weeks ago
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"WHY do birds suddenly appear........
WHY do they shit on my car 👀
Why not just leave the car dirty? 👀
A clean car shows the bird their own reflection which they see as a threat and then they either shit due to stress or to mark their territory 🐦💡"
WHY not just buy a gun and shoot the feckers 👀 |
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