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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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So, this week I was updating my CV ... Got me thinking maybe it’s time to update my "sexual resume? Should I include things like "excellent at multitasking (can stroke two dicks at once)" or "strong communication skills (especially during that awkward silent post nut conversation when you're trying to find your knickers )
And should I be listing my "references"? "Rosy sucks a dick like it's her last meal" Does the whole of Fab need to read a full-on performance review every time we get the ride on Fab
So I'm curious what makes you the Fab employee of the month and what would you put on your sex resume  |
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Multi tasker
“Take on any challenge”
Team player
“As comfortable taking part in group play or easy can watch and support my team mates”
Good oral skills
“Been known to use my tongue an not need my cock”
References
Check my veris
No job too big or small |
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"So, this week I was updating my CV ... Got me thinking maybe it’s time to update my "sexual resume? Should I include things like "excellent at multitasking (can stroke two dicks at once)" or "strong communication skills (especially during that awkward silent post nut conversation when you're trying to find your knickers )
And should I be listing my "references"? "Rosy sucks a dick like it's her last meal" Does the whole of Fab need to read a full-on performance review every time we get the ride on Fab
So I'm curious what makes you the Fab employee of the month and what would you put on your sex resume "
Eager to have the opportunity to enjoy fab and show my skills to such a great fabber like yourself   |
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"professional work experience... zero skills... two left hands
no reference
I'm looking for a job as... 🤔
Your hired 👍"
where? who? I will not leave him until death, I will be with him for all eternity |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Let’s cut straight to the bullet points. The nitty gritty can be found over a cuppa.
Exceeding goals
High quality work
Strong Work Ethic
Reliability
Initiative
Teamwork and Collaboration
Supporting Colleagues
Effective Communication
Positive Attitude
Resilience
Respectfulness
Innovation and problem solving
Creative Thinking
Adaptability
Proactivity
Leadership Qualities
Inspiring Others
Taking Responsibility
Mentorship
Customer focus
Exceeding Expectations
Problem Resolution
Building relationships
Contributions to Workplace Culture
Encouraging Morale
Participating in Company Initiatives
Commitment to Growth
Learning and Development
Feedback oriented
Peer Nominations
Managerial Praise
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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""How do you explain these gaps in your CV. These very, lengthy gaps"
"Well I just wasn't getting my hole clearly""
I have huge gaps on my Fab resume because if you want the job done right you do it yourself |
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By *iscuits8Man 29 weeks ago
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""How do you explain these gaps in your CV. These very, lengthy gaps"
"Well I just wasn't getting my hole clearly"
I have huge gaps on my Fab resume because if you want the job done right you do it yourself "
Ah right
I'll put down "self employed" in said gaps so  |
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"“Generally does turn up unless granny died recently”
The Fab Grannys never make pension age "
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Not totally true.....
Some fab grannys have reached that milestone and are still having as much fun as some fab ladies half their age.
And some even play with guys much younger than themselves who don't chicken out and make excuses not to show up.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋
😇"
I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋
😇
I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus "
I do like a one4all 😅 |
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By *eordie.Woman 29 weeks ago
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"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋
😇
I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus
I do like a one4all 😅"
Or even an all4one |
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Punctual
Great attention to detail
Willing to learn and good at following instructions
Experience working alone and in groups
Good at multitasking
Have driving licence but poor sense of direction
Good people skills
Hours open to negotiation
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Let’s cut straight to the bullet points. The nitty gritty can be found over a cuppa.
Exceeding goals
High quality work
Strong Work Ethic
Reliability
Initiative
Teamwork and Collaboration
Supporting Colleagues
Effective Communication
Positive Attitude
Resilience
Respectfulness
Innovation and problem solving
Creative Thinking
Adaptability
Proactivity
Leadership Qualities
Inspiring Others
Taking Responsibility
Mentorship
Customer focus
Exceeding Expectations
Problem Resolution
Building relationships
Contributions to Workplace Culture
Encouraging Morale
Participating in Company Initiatives
Commitment to Growth
Learning and Development
Feedback oriented
Peer Nominations
Managerial Praise
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That's an A for effort right there
Good man |
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