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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Similar phrases when directing someone into a parking spot that could also be used during sex !!!

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By *ealitybitesMan 19 weeks ago

Belfast

Get out and let me do it

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Are you just going to leave it there like that?

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

"Get out and let me do it"

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By *aybeLadyWoman 19 weeks ago

West Dublin

Back it up there

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

More to the left, no no that's too much!

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By *electableicecreamMan 19 weeks ago

The West

It's seven inches I swear

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ffs you just scraped the side

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Mind that pole

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By *ealitybitesMan 19 weeks ago

Belfast

So that's why they call it a stick shift

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By *eordie.Woman 19 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Get out and let me do it"

Winner

Close the thread

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By *iscuits8Man 19 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

You'd fit two in there...

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By *r_Insatiable666Man 19 weeks ago

Cork

2 years ago, you didn't have to pay for that spot

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By *ealitybitesMan 19 weeks ago

Belfast

No point having a big licence if you can't drive that wee mini

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By *he Pilot69Man 19 weeks ago

kerry

[Removed by poster at 15/01/25 21:21:33]

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Are you going in forwards?

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Wow you really got it in first time

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Ffs sake can you not rim it for once.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

FFS the neighbour hadn't left me much room but I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze it in

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By *he Pilot69Man 19 weeks ago

kerry

Back back back back,perfect..Handbrake up!

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm fecking useless at this

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

I told you it wouldn't fit in there

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By *electableicecreamMan 19 weeks ago

The West

Of course I'm straight

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Your arse is left sticking out🙈

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

You'll never get it out without damaging it

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Your arse is left sticking out🙈"

Someone's gonna hit that

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By *electableicecreamMan 19 weeks ago

The West

Careful she has a savage tail swing.

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Mind you don't step in the wet spot getting out

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"Your arse is left sticking out🙈

Someone's gonna hit that

😂😂🤭

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By *indenMan 19 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I wonder would it fit round the back door?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

[Removed by poster at 15/01/25 21:29:10]

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

You're not listening to me

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By *ealitybitesMan 19 weeks ago

Belfast

What am I a mind-reader?

No fucking indication....

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

What d'ya mean it's too wide to fit in there

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Can't we move nearer to the shops?

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

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By *apri 555Man 19 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Well ya made a right mess of that, didn't ya 😁😁

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

What is he waiting for? I'm going in not coming out!

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Easy Easy Easy Easy , oh fuck , we're in the shit now !!!

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

(Signals to the other guy) "Yeah mate, you can drive right in here once I pull out"

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈"

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Easy Easy Easy Easy , oh fuck , we're in the shit now !!!"

Now what did I say! I told you not to do that 😡

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now"

Well you'll have to pull it out a bit first

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

How's she look on the camera?

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By *radseman.jayMan 19 weeks ago

allover

You take this ticket theirs 40mins left on it yet

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"

Get your arse off the horn 🙄

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Fuck sake you're after knocking over the bin with your arse!

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Get your arse off the horn 🙄"

You keep your arse on the horn

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm just terrible at judging the size

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Me granny would do better then that !!!

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By *ast_jjMan 19 weeks ago

Dublin

You're not in enough.

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By *electableicecreamMan 19 weeks ago

The West

Mind you don't mount that kirb

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By *ano53Man 19 weeks ago

Wicklow

Lock her hard .

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Make sure your out of here by 6:30pm

🤭

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Your gonna get clamped if you stay there

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

Talk about a tight fit

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

"Your gonna get clamped if you stay there"

I’ve the Milwaukee in the boot 😜

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

How the fuck did you get it in there🤭

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"How the fuck did you get it in there🤭"

If we keep trying we can get it in. Persistence is key

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By *eestar10Man 19 weeks ago

cavan

Look I’m in a rush

Just take wat ya get

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

Thank feck I got a car that does everything itself

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Afgs the park button is right there, hurry up before the wheels fall off

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Looking at it, it's gonna be very, very tight.

If I handed you a map ya still wouldn't find it.

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By *eestar10Man 19 weeks ago

cavan

"Looking at it, it's gonna be very, very tight.

If I handed you a map ya still wouldn't find it."

Does anyone own a map these days lol

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By *anonfire96Man 19 weeks ago

Mansfield

It's far too big for that slot.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 19 weeks ago

The West

Let it in a bit further, your arse is sticking out!

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now

Well you'll have to pull it out a bit first "

No its in till we're leavjng

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

To be honest I didn't think a women could that !!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"To be honest I didn't think a women could that !!! "

I've done the advanced course 😊

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

Are spaces getting smaller or cars getting bigger cause I used to find it easier to get in there

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

All these cameras are handy. I can see all the angles

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By *og-ManMan 19 weeks ago

somewhere

If I get out can someone do it for me

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Move your left hand downwards🤭, yeah that's it 😊

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Think we should get a valet while we are here ?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"If I get out can someone do it for me "

I'll have a go but don't get mad if I scratch it 😔

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By *amon.dMan 19 weeks ago

antrim

Stick it in reverse. I'll guide you in.

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By *ea ShellsWoman 19 weeks ago

Sligo

I don’t do rear end parking 😩

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By *amsevenMan 19 weeks ago

cork

That won't fit in there

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!"

I only paid for an hour

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By *eestar10Man 19 weeks ago

cavan

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

I only paid for an hour

Ok u ungrateful ……..

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

I only paid for an hour

Ok u ungrateful …….."

If you can't get it in within the hour you may as well go home

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

For a woman you are really good at this!

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've never seen a man who could do that 🤭

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I'll move the cone out if you wanna put in there !!

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By *f courseMan 19 weeks ago

monaghan

is it in yet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 19 weeks ago

Lucan

I taught your mother how to do that as well.

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By *eadMeisterMan 19 weeks ago

near you...

Perfect, that's the spot

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man 19 weeks ago

City

Woah woah woah,

How am I supposed to get out my side?

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By *rown PrismWoman 19 weeks ago

Dublin

stop...it's too tight, it won't fit there

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By *f courseMan 19 weeks ago

monaghan

Keep going.... keep going... more..... . more..MORE

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man 19 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

That warden is after shafting me !!!

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By *a1970Man 19 weeks ago

East cork

Ffs Just bang it in and f... Off

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man 19 weeks ago

City

Set down only? Sure I’ll only be here 3 minutes max??

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By *ardyboy54321Man 19 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Watch the tailswing

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By *tarboy300Man 19 weeks ago

kikdare/Dublin

Keep it between the ditches

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By *a1970Man 19 weeks ago

East cork

No need to lose your temper, I'm only helping woman.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

You've hit that, now the bumper is scratched

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Oops, both airbags deployed

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Oops, both airbags deployed

My airbag cracked the windscreen 😳🤭

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"Oops, both airbags deployed

My airbag cracked the windscreen 😳🤭"

I can well imagine

🤭

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

Jeez I got it in 😀

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By *electableicecreamMan 19 weeks ago

The West

For that price I'm gonna leave there overnight

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By *a1970Man 19 weeks ago

East cork

Jesus you could get a tank in there

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By *rodigal funCouple 19 weeks ago

Leinster/Ulster

It's a tight fit alright, but you'll get it in big man

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By *a1970Man 19 weeks ago

East cork

Fuck... Hope that's insured

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By *la57Man 19 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

Need a bigger one

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

That'll need a respray

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By *panishRebelMan 19 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Swivel a little to your right and straighten up. Oh that's perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

That's a one way street!

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By *panishRebelMan 19 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"That's a one way street!"

Back out again there!

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"That'll need a respray "

Ara it'll buff out

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

It's tight but I'll get it in

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

You can have it after I pull out

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

"That's a one way street!"

Sure I’m only going one way

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

This place is jammed. Can't find anywhere.

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By *iscuits8Man 19 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Is the Buy one hour, get another hour free offer running today?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 19 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've still half an hour left on this ticket if that's long enough for you?

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By *iscuits8Man 19 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I've still half an hour left on this ticket if that's long enough for you?"

"You're grand, I should be done in 2 minutes"

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By *iach1Man 19 weeks ago

Drogheda

Great…now how are you going to get it out !!!

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By *onaldandJackieCouple 19 weeks ago

the forrest

If someone needs instructions on either I’d be seriously considering my options!!

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By *oodieMan 19 weeks ago

Mayo

Will you come out and let me in there 🙄

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By *zippyMan 19 weeks ago

Wexford

Ah FFS, c'mon, _f course it'll fit, it's not a bus your driving

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By *iery FemaleWoman 19 weeks ago

Louth

Are you going in or pulling out?

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By *acd03Man 19 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Get the fuck outta there, that's reserved parking you know!

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By *eff..Man 19 weeks ago

belfast

You could get a bus in there!

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