I had a girl come into an interview once.
We were chatting and she was explaining she’d doggy paddle along but instead of doggy paddle she said doggy style along
I flashed my eyebrows and she nearly died had a good laugh though.
She got the job 😂😂
That's quite a long and impressive list of references, it seems you are capable of performing in any position asked of you, I can assure you that cuming in my office will be treated with the upmost discretion.
Mrs crazy 
