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A farmer was knocking down a fairy fort on his land. An old man ran up to him and said 'you'll only get bad luck for doing that'. The farmer replied 'my wife has left me, how could it get any worse'.
'She might come back' said the old man |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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I’ll give yas a Chuck Norris one:
Chuck Norris has only failed once. When he launched his own toilet paper. It didn’t work as the toilet paper wouldn’t take shit from anyone. |
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"I’ll give yas a Chuck Norris one:
Chuck Norris has only failed once. When he launched his own toilet paper. It didn’t work as the toilet paper wouldn’t take shit from anyone. "
My favourite Chuck Norris one is that Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. |
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A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!" |
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By *rRiosMan 15 weeks ago
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Man walks into a library and asks the librarian "do you have that book for men with small penis's"
She checks the computer then says "I don't think it is in yet"
"yeah that's the one!!!" the man replies |
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