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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere

There's something you've always wondered about the opposite or even the same sex and now is the time to ask the question and hopefully get an answer

It's the forums so none of the answers might be true but so what it's guessing the lies that make it fun

Ask away

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By *INTMan 17 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

I'll never understand how women find men attractive. I mean, have you seen us?

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

I don't understand how many men have no concept of what is and isn't attractive to women.

For us women, it feels like we're hyper aware of what is supposed to be attractive and how men seen us. I don't know why it doesn't go both ways.

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere


"I don't understand how many men have no concept of what is and isn't attractive to women.

For us women, it feels like we're hyper aware of what is supposed to be attractive and how men seen us. I don't know why it doesn't go both ways.

"

Maybe because of the beauty market for women and the way women are conditioned from childhood to be aware of beauty products to make them look good

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By *eralt80Man 17 weeks ago

cork

Are women born with eyes in the back of their heads or is it something that develops after they have children. Jaysus we couldn’t get away with a thing

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By *rmrs1234Couple 17 weeks ago

Waterford


"Are women born with eyes in the back of their heads or is it something that develops after they have children. Jaysus we couldn’t get away with a thing "

Born with them. Then we grow extras after kids.

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By *ano53Man 17 weeks ago

Wicklow

Some women often say they don't masturbate ... I find it hard to believe ... being a man ..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan

Why can't the wimmin drive properly?

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By *affa31Woman 17 weeks ago

Galway

Why do men think we want their cocks shoved in our faces in picture form when they message us? Do you think that it’s the most attractive or interesting part of you?

I’ve had guys send multiple cock pics while asking for an invite to a coffee social and it baffles me.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"Why do men think we want their cocks shoved in our faces in picture form when they message us? Do you think that it’s the most attractive or interesting part of you?

I’ve had guys send multiple cock pics while asking for an invite to a coffee social and it baffles me. "

I mean, it's pretty fucking attractive to be fair.

Having said that, it's only mine that I find attractive. Is there something wrong with me?

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By *iscuits8Man 17 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Why do men think we want their cocks shoved in our faces in picture form when they message us? Do you think that it’s the most attractive or interesting part of you?

I’ve had guys send multiple cock pics while asking for an invite to a coffee social and it baffles me.

I mean, it's pretty fucking attractive to be fair.

Having said that, it's only mine that I find attractive. Is there something wrong with me? "

How the jaysis are we meant to attract wimmin' here, our personalities fuck the begrudgers Micko, I say we continue waving our mickeys about until someone falls for it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"Why do men think we want their cocks shoved in our faces in picture form when they message us? Do you think that it’s the most attractive or interesting part of you?

I’ve had guys send multiple cock pics while asking for an invite to a coffee social and it baffles me.

I mean, it's pretty fucking attractive to be fair.

Having said that, it's only mine that I find attractive. Is there something wrong with me?

How the jaysis are we meant to attract wimmin' here, our personalities fuck the begrudgers Micko, I say we continue waving our mickeys about until someone falls for it "

The next obvious question that springs to mind is why are men so wise and sensible compared to the wimmin?

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? "
why can't some men

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men "

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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By *aybeLadyWoman 17 weeks ago

West Dublin

A guy once told me to consider men like 4 year olds and treat them accordingly.

I have been adopting this approach and I feel I understand men a bit more. They still bamboozle me tbh 😅 I wish I was a lesbian, be so much easier.

Thoughts.......

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱"

works both ways lmao

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"A guy once told me to consider men like 4 year olds and treat them accordingly.

I have been adopting this approach and I feel I understand men a bit more. They still bamboozle me tbh 😅 I wish I was a lesbian, be so much easier.

Thoughts......."

😂😂😂

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"A guy once told me to consider men like 4 year olds and treat them accordingly.

I have been adopting this approach and I feel I understand men a bit more. They still bamboozle me tbh 😅 I wish I was a lesbian, be so much easier.

Thoughts......."

Do you approve of spanking said four year olds?

Asking for a friend.

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By *aybeLadyWoman 17 weeks ago

West Dublin


"A guy once told me to consider men like 4 year olds and treat them accordingly.

I have been adopting this approach and I feel I understand men a bit more. They still bamboozle me tbh 😅 I wish I was a lesbian, be so much easier.

Thoughts.......

Do you approve of spanking said four year olds?

Asking for a friend. "

No. I adopt a much more delicate approach

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱works both ways lmao "

My neighbour back in my youth in rural Leitrim used to refer to his wife's car as "the hedgetrimmer"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 17 weeks ago

Lucan


"A guy once told me to consider men like 4 year olds and treat them accordingly.

I have been adopting this approach and I feel I understand men a bit more. They still bamboozle me tbh 😅 I wish I was a lesbian, be so much easier.

Thoughts.......

Do you approve of spanking said four year olds?

Asking for a friend.

No. I adopt a much more delicate approach "

Ooooo... I've been naughty

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

For the men.

Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?

Why do your balls need constant adjustment?

Can you really be thinking about 'nothing' all the time?

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By *electableicecreamMan 17 weeks ago

The West

Why don't women appreciate the universal visual appeal of the dick?

Men get it. That much is obvious. We've built our entire online mating display around it.

I think this also answers the question above about women being hyper aware of their own appearance.

Lads, the beauty industry has st*len the limelight.

Don't give in to big cosmetics ladies, support dick!

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱works both ways lmao

My neighbour back in my youth in rural Leitrim used to refer to his wife's car as "the hedgetrimmer" "

. I'm seen some men driving and definitely not great 😳😂

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By *ryingsthnewMan 17 weeks ago

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"For the men.

Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?

Why do your balls need constant adjustment?

Can you really be thinking about 'nothing' all the time?"

The worry about getting a massive (well depends on definition of massive 🤣🤣) hard on was mainly a worry during puberty when it would be totally random. Wearing jeans or similarly structured pants helps. But it would worry me of i went to a nudes beach or something - would be awks af

Poor/I'll fitting clothes would be a main reasons. Balls need to breath and hang up or deon depending on temperature so tight constrictive clothes doesn't allow them breath. Again dress appropriately- well fitting jeans or chinos and few adjustment issues. Unless a hot day when they stick to everything

And yes, it is totally possible for us to be thinking of nothing for hours on end But equally likely we are thinking of something else

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By *iscuits8Man 17 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Feel this needs a response...


"Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?"

Absolutely yes. This harks back to school days when you'd be hiding one under the desk and typical they would arrive just before the bell sounded.

The trick is to free it a bit and make sure you're 'standing upright' so that it gets secured in where your waistband/belt is, and isn't a bulge shape. Double up by having your t-shirt/jumper/hoddie give extra cover.

I was sat at the desk yesterday with one and a courier arrived and I instigated this course of action.


"Why do your balls need constant adjustment?"

Various reasons. Warm days when they stick to your leg, general discomfort etc. Sometimes they just don't feel right. If I'm lying on my back or side I check them more often and give them a little nudge. Lying on my front, less. Different strokes (not literal strokes, that's a different story entirely)


"Can you really be thinking about 'nothing' all the time?"

God no

(*gets another hard on*)

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman 17 weeks ago

Athlone

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere

Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?

The 77 bus down a very bumpy cork street meant I missed my stop a few times as a teenager with a hard on

Those were the days

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By *heGeneral24Man 17 weeks ago

Limerick City

For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

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By *aybeLadyWoman 17 weeks ago

West Dublin


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

"

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅

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By *rmrs1234Couple 17 weeks ago

Waterford


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅"

I can. I veer between a 3 and half and size 4 depending on the brand

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By *aybeLadyWoman 17 weeks ago

West Dublin

I'm a size 8 so adult section for me. My 15yr old daughter is a size 9 adult. She has to shop in the men's section.

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By *heGeneral24Man 17 weeks ago

Limerick City

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By *heGeneral24Man 17 weeks ago

Limerick City


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅

I can. I veer between a 3 and half and size 4 depending on the brand"

Mrs = 50 pairs of shoes

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By *exyScientistsCouple 17 weeks ago

Castlebar

Why can't men ask for direction/advice especially from the all knowing all seeing wise women

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By *rmrs1234Couple 17 weeks ago

Waterford


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅

I can. I veer between a 3 and half and size 4 depending on the brand

Mrs = 50 pairs of shoes "

Lol i actually dont. Im not really a shoe shopping person. Actually shopping in general annoys the life out of me

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By *exyScientistsCouple 17 weeks ago

Castlebar

We need to do a survey...I hate shopping too. I reckon more than 10% hate it.

That's why I throw nothing out because then I might have to shop again. And shoes always fit so never need to be binned.

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By *s. DevineWoman 17 weeks ago

Dublin

Why do men not clean their fingernails?

Don’t even get me started on the toenails… 🤢

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By *aybeLadyWoman 17 weeks ago

West Dublin

Can men ever actually emotionally support a woman? Or are women better off never expecting it and going to their female friends for it?

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Do women really think men can read their minds, if you say you’re fine does that not mean you’re fine

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By *amsevenMan 17 weeks ago

cork


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men "

You try driving whilst taking a dick pic

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By *heGeneral24Man 17 weeks ago

Limerick City


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅

I can. I veer between a 3 and half and size 4 depending on the brand

Mrs = 50 pairs of shoes

Lol i actually dont. Im not really a shoe shopping person. Actually shopping in general annoys the life out of me "

I bet "P" would tell us you've 3 closets full of shoes in the house lol.

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By *electableicecreamMan 17 weeks ago

The West

Should all men bare the responsibility for women's poor relationship choices?

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere


"Do women really think men can read their minds, if you say you’re fine does that not mean you’re fine"

Brilliant

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere

Toilets

Do women still go to the Jax in groups

Do they go into the same cubicle and chat while one wee's and then switch

I'd imagine women's toilets are all clean and smelling of fresh flowers

Why do some men not follow the rules of etiquette in a jax

Stay away from a guy at the urinal when you get there so you don't splash their shoes

Don't have a feckin conversation with a stranger while you have your mickey in your hands

Don't lift a leg and fart loudly while shouting " better out than in " while the urinal is full

Wash your hands

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By *exyScientistsCouple 17 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Do women really think men can read their minds, if you say you’re fine does that not mean you’re fine"

Do men not know that "fine" is never a good description of anything. If things were good we would say good.

How was the meal out? Fine

How was the hotel? Fine

How was the sex? Fine

Do you want to try again? Fine

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By *ddiesayshello2Man 17 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

are women as horny as men!

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago


"Do women really think men can read their minds, if you say you’re fine does that not mean you’re fine

Do men not know that "fine" is never a good description of anything. If things were good we would say good.

How was the meal out? Fine

How was the hotel? Fine

How was the sex? Fine

Do you want to try again? Fine

"

Fine (adjective) of very high quality; very good of its kind. "this was a fine piece of film-making"

😉

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By *affa31Woman 17 weeks ago

Galway


"Toilets

Do women still go to the Jax in groups

Do they go into the same cubicle and chat while one wee's and then switch

I'd imagine women's toilets are all clean and smelling of fresh flowers

"

Sometimes

God no! Why?? I don’t need to be in the same tiny room as my peeing friend.

Far from it in most cases. So many women hover cause they’ve been fed nonsense about catching things from toilet seats which means that they pee all over the seat and the vicious cycle continues. Women’s bathrooms can be hell holes.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 17 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Do women really think men can read their minds, if you say you’re fine does that not mean you’re fine

Do men not know that "fine" is never a good description of anything. If things were good we would say good.

How was the meal out? Fine

How was the hotel? Fine

How was the sex? Fine

Do you want to try again? Fine

Fine (adjective) of very high quality; very good of its kind. "this was a fine piece of film-making"

😉"

Ok. You stick with that 🙄🤣

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By *s. DevineWoman 17 weeks ago

Dublin


"are women as horny as men!"

Yes!! 😈

Just a lot of us don’t get horny as frequently. Purely due to our biology/hormones. It’s the same reason why men masturbate more frequently - they need to keep a new batch of fresh sperm ready for action!

Sperm Wars is a great read for the background context

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere

Does size make a difference

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By *s. DevineWoman 17 weeks ago

Dublin


"Does size make a difference "

Yes

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By *og-Man OP   Man 17 weeks ago

somewhere


"Does size make a difference

Yes"

Insert Chandler Bing Gif here

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By *s. DevineWoman 17 weeks ago

Dublin


"Does size make a difference

Yes"

It can hurt

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By *ramerMan 17 weeks ago

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"Does size make a difference

Yes"

Inflatable hose type size?

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Why aren't all guys good with there fingers 💦

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By *heGeneral24Man 17 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Toilets

Do women still go to the Jax in groups

Do they go into the same cubicle and chat while one wee's and then switch

I'd imagine women's toilets are all clean and smelling of fresh flowers

Why do some men not follow the rules of etiquette in a jax

Stay away from a guy at the urinal when you get there so you don't splash their shoes

Don't have a feckin conversation with a stranger while you have your mickey in your hands

Don't lift a leg and fart loudly while shouting " better out than in " while the urinal is full

Wash your hands "

If there's 3 urinals. You never EVVVVVVVVVVVER go to the one in the middle. Even if theres a Q 6 miles long. Never the middle urinal 🤗.

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By *oe Cool xxxMan 17 weeks ago

South Dublin

Why do woman say one thing and then do the opposite ?

Are they afraid to just be straight due to the fear of coming across as mean ?

We’re all big boys lol

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By *oe Cool xxxMan 17 weeks ago

South Dublin

Depends where’s it’s going ? 😈


"Does size make a difference "

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By *s. DevineWoman 17 weeks ago

Dublin


"Why do woman say one thing and then do the opposite ?

Are they afraid to just be straight due to the fear of coming across as mean ?

We’re all big boys lol"

Not all big boys act like big boys when they hear something they don’t like!

You are right though…don’t like hurting people

Other times for safety reasons

Just my thoughts…other women may have different reasons

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By *aughty MilfCouple 17 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"Why do woman say one thing and then do the opposite ?

Are they afraid to just be straight due to the fear of coming across as mean ?

We’re all big boys lol"

that's debatable lol

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By *ddiesayshello2Man 16 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

Why thank you for your feedback lol

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"For the men.

Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?

Why do your balls need constant adjustment?

Can you really be thinking about 'nothing' all the time?"

1. Yes and it happens all the time.

2. Because they stick to the inside of our leg or get caught in the seem of our pants.

3. Yes, absolutely. Sitting and just staring out with nothing running through our minds is just a beautiful feeling.

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By *ooking2099Man 16 weeks ago

city

Are ypu ladys thought the bra trick(removal with out taking of your top) or is it a evolutionary trait that now comes naturally

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By *ataWoman 16 weeks ago

Meh

1) Why is it so hard for men to understand that I might be horny but too tired to do something about it? Even to masturbate;

2) Why don’t men understand that most straight women aren’t interested in seeing you fuck others - ask before you share pics/vids of you doing the deed;

3) Why do men say they love eating pussy and could do it for hours and then go nowhere near it;

4) Why do men cum too fast when meeting?

5) Why do men say they like to spank and squeeze my neck(I love it) then take a good look at me and think they’ll break me?

I should leave it here I suppose.

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By *oodieMan 16 weeks ago

Mayo


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱works both ways lmao

My neighbour back in my youth in rural Leitrim used to refer to his wife's car as "the hedgetrimmer" "

We had one around here too, was called the bumpercar

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By *aughty MilfCouple 16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"Why can't the wimmin drive properly? why can't some men

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱works both ways lmao

My neighbour back in my youth in rural Leitrim used to refer to his wife's car as "the hedgetrimmer"

We had one around here too, was called the bumpercar "

😂😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 16 weeks ago

The West


"For the men.

Do you ever worry about getting a massive hard on at inappropriate times?

Why do your balls need constant adjustment?

Can you really be thinking about 'nothing' all the time?"

One of the great joys of being a man is the ability to sit there and be thinking absolutely nothing.

Like, right before you ask that question there is nothing on our heads. It's a rare moment of peace!

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By *ushin realityCouple 16 weeks ago

swords

Why can men not read our minds ???

Why do men know every car brand and details but not remember what you were wearing the night b4.

Do men love the gossip?

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By *dfabMan 16 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"1) Why is it so hard for men to understand that I might be horny but too tired to do something about it? Even to masturbate;

Just let us know and the gents among us will use fingers tongue to give you that orgasm which will render a great sleep and do nothing more than snuggle into you afterwards.

2) Why don’t men understand that most straight women aren’t interested in seeing you fuck others - ask before you share pics/vids of you doing the deed;

Completely understandable and not all of us video our expeditions, as some of us are old school and prefer to be in the moment, without the need for a feckin camera recording something that should remain crystal clear in the mind for some time.

3) Why do men say they love eating pussy and could do it for hours and then go nowhere near it;

Sorry, don't understand. I consider it an essential part of foreplay and the sex without is not quite the same. If I haven't at least brought you close orally, I'm not worthy!

4) Why do men cum too fast when meeting?

Look in the mirror

Do give us time to recover, further foreplay and expect better service on the second course, though again, due to excitement of being with a sexy female, this may take some time before relaxed comfort sets in and normal service resumes.

5) Why do men say they like to spank and squeeze my neck(I love it) then take a good look at me and think they’ll break me?

Nervousness. Fragile looks mean gentle guys will have a fear of hurting you. Reassure them and any wise gent will know that anything which heightens your arousal, excitement and speed of orgasm is to be carried out willingly

I should leave it here I suppose.

"

Hopefully that answers your questions from a gentleman's point of view.

I'm unable to answer for knuckle draggers and neanderthals who personify the qualities you called into question though.

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By *dfabMan 16 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"Why can't men ask for direction/advice especially from the all knowing all seeing wise women

"

Because we use Waze/Google Maps to avoid you're hormone induced false sense of direction and speed traps

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By *dfabMan 16 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"Why can men not read our minds ???

If they stayed in one place topic for 5mins, we might

Why do men know every car brand and details but not remember what you were wearing the night b4.

Because we're driven by the desire to see you without clothes. Nobody wants to look at a body less car.

Do men love the gossip?

No. The end.

"

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By *ezoMan 16 weeks ago

The Kingdom


"Why aren't all guys good with there fingers 💦"

Just need more practice and to realise that different techniques work for different people.

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By *aseylee324Couple 16 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I wish I could unlearn some of what I already know!!

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By *errardNo8Man 16 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

So speaking for myself. On a day to day basis I can't help but check a ladies hips and booty out if they catch my eye.

I'm curious do ladies go about, trying to glimpse a man's penis in his trousers?

Hopefully this makes sense lol

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By *ealitybitesMan 16 weeks ago

Belfast

Caterpillar eyebrows?

Explain.

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By *s. DevineWoman 16 weeks ago

Dublin


"1) Why is it so hard for men to understand that I might be horny but too tired to do something about it? Even to masturbate;

2) Why don’t men understand that most straight women aren’t interested in seeing you fuck others - ask before you share pics/vids of you doing the deed;

3) Why do men say they love eating pussy and could do it for hours and then go nowhere near it;

4) Why do men cum too fast when meeting?

5) Why do men say they like to spank and squeeze my neck(I love it) then take a good look at me and think they’ll break me?

I should leave it here I suppose.

"

Number 3!!!!

And again, number 3!

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By *s. DevineWoman 16 weeks ago

Dublin


"So speaking for myself. On a day to day basis I can't help but check a ladies hips and booty out if they catch my eye.

I'm curious do ladies go about, trying to glimpse a man's penis in his trousers?

Hopefully this makes sense lol"

I try really hard not to, but sometimes I can’t help myself 👀🫣

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By *rmrs1234Couple 16 weeks ago

Waterford


"For the ladies...

2 things..

Firstly, the vast majority can get their shoes in the kids section = kids prices. No wonder 90% of women have 50 pairs of shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Secondly....is leaving hair all around the place like a marking territory thing ?? 🤔🤔. It has to be.

Next time im at a ladies house, im gona go outside and pee on the lampost 😊😎😂. All's fair in love and war 😉.

The vast majority can get shoes in the kids section???? Eh no. I was out of the kids section when I made my communion. I dont know many if any women who can shoe shop in the kids section. Clarification # 1.

Our hair falls out unbeknownest to our lovely selves. Its a chore and a half to go around every day hoovering it up. The shower is the main place I would clean straightaway. The rest can wait 😅

I can. I veer between a 3 and half and size 4 depending on the brand

Mrs = 50 pairs of shoes

Lol i actually dont. Im not really a shoe shopping person. Actually shopping in general annoys the life out of me

I bet "P" would tell us you've 3 closets full of shoes in the house lol. "

Well if he did he be lyin lol. I seriously have very few. I basically wear my runners til theyre totally fecked and then ill buy a new pair. Small feet so i can buy mine in the kids section. Usually get them in the sales for about 20 quid lol

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By *og-Man OP   Man 16 weeks ago

somewhere

Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf

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By *aybeLadyWoman 16 weeks ago

West Dublin


"So speaking for myself. On a day to day basis I can't help but check a ladies hips and booty out if they catch my eye.

I'm curious do ladies go about, trying to glimpse a man's penis in his trousers?

Hopefully this makes sense lol"

Yep. Do this if a guy catches my fancy.

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By *rmrs1234Couple 16 weeks ago

Waterford


"Caterpillar eyebrows?

Explain. "

Am trying to understand that one myself or lashes so long youd take off in the wind

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By *adger BrocMan 16 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf "

.....

Yes.

Not acting on those feelings is what makes it platonic.

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By *s. DevineWoman 16 weeks ago

Dublin


"Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf "

I don’t think so. One or other will most likely have feelings they would like to act on, but may not for the sake of keeping the relationship.

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By *affa31Woman 16 weeks ago

Galway


"Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf "

Yes definitely, once there’s shared interests

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By *ealitybitesMan 16 weeks ago

Belfast


"Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf "

Definitely. Half of my circle of friends are women and I've never had sexual thoughts about them and it's highly unlikely they have had any about me.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

My best friend since primary school is female, I absolutely love her but have no sexual feelings for her, she feels the same. We have been there for each other through thick and thin. We've been on holidays together, slept in the same bed all with the knowledge that nothing will ever happen between us.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 16 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I like opening the door for a lady , but have the "wokes" thrown a spanner in the works, giving women a fear of accepting chivalry incase it shows a weakness.

Also

Do women fart , and if so does it smell ?

She's still blaming our dead dog !!

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By *iresmillyWoman 16 weeks ago

Stillorgan


"Can there be a platonic relationship between a man and a woman without sexual feeling on either behalf "

No. Platonic acquaintance- absolutely, but a platonic relationship- nope. If I was in a relationship and he was off out with his female bestie on Friday nights for drinks, or away sharing a bed, I wouldn’t be impressed or put up with it.

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man 16 weeks ago

City

Is there any ladies here good at badminton?

Do any of the ladies here want to have a game of Badminton?

Are ladies attracted to guys good at badminton?

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