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By *iscuits8Man 19 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I found stir fry all over my bed this morning.
Must've been sleep wokking again  
I knew I could count on you for this thread 😂"
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My mate got stung by a jellyfish and shouted to me - “Quick, piss on it!"
So I pissed on it and shouted - ”That's for stinging my mate you little bollocks!" |
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"I found stir fry all over my bed this morning.
Must've been sleep wokking again
I knew I could count on you for this thread 😂
🫡
My mate got stung by a jellyfish and shouted to me - “Quick, piss on it!"
So I pissed on it and shouted - ”That's for stinging my mate you little bollocks!""
Omg 🤣
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By *rystalsswingCouple 19 weeks ago
Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands |
"I found stir fry all over my bed this morning.
Must've been sleep wokking again
I knew I could count on you for this thread 😂
🫡
My mate got stung by a jellyfish and shouted to me - “Quick, piss on it!"
So I pissed on it and shouted - ”That's for stinging my mate you little bollocks!""
😂😂 that's actually funny! |
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By *INTMan 19 weeks ago
Minutes from Somewhere Else |
Two nuns are driving down a desolate Transylvanian back road. Out of nowhere a vampire leaps on the hood, hissing menacingly.
"Quick!" says the one "Show him your cross!"
Says the other to the vampire -
"GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!!!" |
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By *P_80Man 19 weeks ago
Waterford |
What's red and invisible?
No Tomatoes.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out of the underpants.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went out to the coal bunker?
I'll be black.
Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
Because of the tele ban.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same. |
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"The ultimate shite jokes are Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoe laces with his feet.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter! |
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3 nuns were sitting on a park bench, when a guy came along and exposed himself to them.
The first nun immediately took a stroke and died
The second nun also took a stroke and died.
The third nun....... she couldn't reach |
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