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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?
Id do two things
1. Take all the remote batteries
2. Take the labels of all the canned goods
Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers  |
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Been there before. I took the engagement ring four weeks before i was to get married. I left a lot of my belongings just so i could make a quick departure but i was not leaving without that dam ring. She was like a bull after me for it. She wanted to sell it to go on a holiday with her new fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God I wont tell ye what I did to my ex when I left the family home as he got more and more abusive 🙈
I was going to divulge one thing but changed my mind 😅 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"God I wont tell ye what I did to my ex when I left the family home as he got more and more abusive 🙈
I was going to divulge one thing but changed my mind 😅"
Aw you have to share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?
Id do two things
1. Take all the remote batteries
2. Take the labels of all the canned goods
Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers "
My friend got cheated on, and before she left she changed the password to the internet modem. The ex-boyfriend isn’t tech savvy. I thought it was funny ha. |
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Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......
1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.
2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.
3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.
4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.
5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.
If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?
Id do two things
1. Take all the remote batteries
2. Take the labels of all the canned goods
Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers "
Seen this one on Reddit:
He/she put laxative in their ex’s Tropicana which they drink every morning. lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......
1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.
2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.
3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.
4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.
5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.
If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣"
Oh devious, I love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Disconnect the waste hose on the back of the dishwasher.
Open the nut to bleed the boiler, the smell will be there for weeks.
Remove all the light bulbs.
You need a slow burn one as well that can't be blamed on you because it doesn't happen for a few weeks, so I would block the waste hole in the fridge.
Also if she or he has an anti allergy pillow, slit it open and insert what ever they are allergic to.
An open tin of tuna stitched inside the back of the couch.
Remove the tax disc for the car.
If they have a pass for the tolls take that.
Or just be the better person and thank them for there time and live you're best life 😁
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"Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......
1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.
2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.
3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.
4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.
5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.
If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣"
Someone has thought about this waaaay too much 🤣🤣 |
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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago
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His passport
Bank cards
Disconnect his phone
Change the WiFi password
Sign him up to the dodgiest websites and get him spammed
Empty the litter tray in his car and under the mats
Evil.... he he |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
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Also if she or he has an anti allergy pillow, slit it open and insert what ever they are allergic to.
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That can be lethal for many people 
I would probably take the phone charger and power cables for a few devices.
Petty yes. Annoying when you realise your phone is down to 5% |
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