This is best time of the year for me as I go to flowers and suck nectar and my colour changes to match the colour of the flower. At night I curl up into flowers and go to sleep. If the flower is broken, I flutter away to try and find another flower to sleep in.

😁😄

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By *exyScientistsCouple 16 weeks ago

Castlebar

No change here 😇

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 16 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Not sure of my exact role , but I'm pretty sure they'll have a hard time getting me to retire!!

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By *ohn Doe 1000Man 16 weeks ago

lanesbouragh

I'm just a dead man walking

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By *eanRMan 16 weeks ago

Dublin 9

Roache, Sean Roache now an undercover spy, travelling the world having interesting adventures.. I wish

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By *moothSpankMan 16 weeks ago

Lucan

Everyone's arse cheeks are red!

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By *arry and AnnCouple 16 weeks ago

Louth

Might have to hit up the publishers for a Ann and Barry reboot sequel

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By *rRiosMan 16 weeks ago

dublin

Hey, you in the bushes

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Not much. It's a true story. Tiny and delightful since the day I was born. 😄

💗

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Used in construction to make sure walls are right but might be a bit bent 😂😂

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman 16 weeks ago

Athlone

I think I'd fair alright.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Yip it will have, I'm definitely no rocket scientist

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By *andomCaptainMan 16 weeks ago

Tipp &

Taking control of large air and water based craft in a sporadic fashion and departing on another exciting adventure

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I guess that would make me either a pornstar/stripper or a primary school teacher, or maybe both?? 🤷‍♀️

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man 16 weeks ago

cavan town

Maybe run a high end dyslexic wine bar

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By *iach1Man 16 weeks ago

Drogheda

As gaeilge I would be hunting…whatever likes to be hunted

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple 16 weeks ago

Louth

Alternative lifestyle

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By *ilMsStickyWoman 16 weeks ago

Galway

Full time sticky fun for all... happy days

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By *eijaWoman 16 weeks ago

City Centre

Oh my dream job...kissing for a living 😍😍🫦🫦🫦

B x

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman 16 weeks ago

Cork

Not sure what I'd be...but still in Cork

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By *llthewaysMan 16 weeks ago

Kildare/Dublin

I'd be so busy.

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By *otownkid1967Man 16 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Probably a talent spotter for Motown records

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By *ymbunny2016Man 16 weeks ago

Bangor

Still trying to whip the Easter bunny into shape. They eat far too much chocolate though.

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By *r kink8585Man 16 weeks ago

ireland,

My life has changed for the better, I put the kink in chains

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By *ealitybitesMan 16 weeks ago

Belfast

I'm running a little cafe and all's good.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I'm now the owner of a 6 star hotel chain which specializes in all types of human fantasies

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By *arbles00Man 16 weeks ago

Area 54

I'm an Irish Legend 😂😂

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By *ani57Man 16 weeks ago

Naas

Ah shite I'm still a courier ha ha

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By *penmindedman50Man 16 weeks ago

Lucan

I'm a brain surgeon. Or else I've been operated on and been left exposed 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I think I'm batman

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By *eestar10Man 16 weeks ago

cavan

I’m and astrologist

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By *ozzlesMan 16 weeks ago

galway

Guess I'm a short tube that narrows in the middle or toward one end and is often used (as on a hose or pipe) to direct or speed up a flow of fluid 🤔

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman 16 weeks ago

Cork

I would be irish

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By *zippyMan 16 weeks ago

Wexford

Used to be a gigolo, but then came the memo from twink.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man 16 weeks ago

Didsbury

A very positive evangelist?

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By *iCuri0Man 16 weeks ago

Shannon

I buy strange objects. Curious and relics

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan 16 weeks ago

City

I live in a zoo and get fed regularly

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By *heWicklowWildsCouple 16 weeks ago

Wicklow

Homeless

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By *om TangoMan 16 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I’m back driving lorry’s and leading the convoy down the a75 or a41. Think I’d rather change my profile name rather than going back to those days

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By *P_80Man 16 weeks ago

Waterford

I guess I'm a doctor now

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By *f courseMan 16 weeks ago

monaghan

I'm now a positive life coach and affirmation convayer...

Not much change for me really

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By *hivers2020Woman 16 weeks ago

lolli land

I’d be a ghost and send shivers up your spine 👻👻

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By *eestar10Man 16 weeks ago

cavan

"I’d be a ghost and send shivers up your spine 👻👻"

Ha love this

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 16 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I get a lot more fresh air in this job.

This time of year though I generally know where my lost lambs are... 🍽🍖

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By *oserMan 16 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

I can do a job, any job, giz a job

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By *easingTimMan 16 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

A life of teasing people is an arduous one

Gets cold in this here kitchen too

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By *astelloWoman 16 weeks ago

Far far away

I'm serving gelato and apersol in little cafe in Lake Garda.

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By *samyhotwifeWoman 16 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm a professional hotwife so lol

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By *mmortalValkyrieWoman 16 weeks ago

From a galaxy far far away

Mmmmmmm I'm bringing Warriors to the Afterlife.....

Before we arrive, I may just give them a taste of Heaven...

Seriously that was so corny it was good!!!!

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By *INT OP Man 16 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

"I'm bringing Warriors to the Afterlife....."

That's actually pretty badass. Valhalla! I am coming!

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