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By *og-Man OP Man 16 weeks ago
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From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning
How do you get dressed in the mornings
Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg
Head through Jumper first or arms in first
Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position
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"From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning
How do you get dressed in the mornings
Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg
Head through Jumper first or arms in first
Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position
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Sometimes l put them on with casual approach...other times l gotta put them on fast ..no , it's not for being any sexual situation 🤣🤣.it's just l could be cold or outta Swimming & just want to get or stay warm . |
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By *og-Man OP Man 16 weeks ago
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"How can you put one sock on, then one shoe, or even both socks, then both shoes unless you’re planning on leaving the house without trousers? 🤔
Illogical madness!  "
How about put your trousers first or even a dress or skirt  |
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Knickers first always.
Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups
Bottoms (left leg first)
Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head
I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).
The final step always - brush hair again. |
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Shorts first,left sock,right sock, T shirt, top, jeans, left shoe,right shoe, aftershave, done |
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"Knickers first, then bra - the right way round, never understood the other method, just why? Trousers, top, sock plus shoe one foot then sock plus shoe other foot. Jumper last lol"
Mobility - I can't reach round to do my bra up |
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By *aseylee324Couple 16 weeks ago
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"Knickers first, then bra - the right way round, never understood the other method, just why? Trousers, top, sock plus shoe one foot then sock plus shoe other foot. Jumper last lol
Mobility - I can't reach round to do my bra up "
Fair enough, I'm talking flexible people lol |
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By *affa31Woman 16 weeks ago
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Knickers, bra right way round and fasten at the back, arms in first in a dress/tshirt/jumper, on the rare occasion I wear pants, right leg first. Right sock first but both socks on before shoes cause the other way is deranged |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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If I’m not going out I’ll skip the underwear and just wear a dress in the house. If in the office same as the other ladies above- knickers bra tights dress shoes in that order |
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"Knickers first always.
Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups
Bottoms (left leg first)
Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head
I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).
The final step always - brush hair again."
I'm just coming back with an important update...turns out I put my arms in first when I'm putting on a top/jumper  |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"Knickers first always.
Bra next -fasten at the front then haul it round, arms in, check back is straight then swoop 'n scoop the girls properly into the cups
Bottoms (left leg first)
Top - I've no idea if I'm arms or head first 🤔 👀 but I think it might be head
I don't wear socks generally, but on the rare occasion that I do it's both socks first, then shoes (usually left shoe first).
The final step always - brush hair again.
I'm just coming back with an important update...turns out I put my arms in first when I'm putting on a top/jumper "
Weirdo 😂😂 |
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"From a very funny conversation heard on the radio this morning
How do you get dressed in the mornings
Both socks on before shoes or one sock and shoe before you move onto the next leg
Head through Jumper first or arms in first
Bra on boobs and arms around the back to fasten it or on back to front where you can see the clasps and then twist it around to the correct position
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Wow...
Both socks first....shoes last (as I leave the house)
Head through jumper/top first..
I can only ever do the bra up at the front. Anyone who can do it behind them has talents I can only marvel at...😵 |
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"There is a saying socks before Jocks,
I have to put on the jocks first before I sit on the bed to put on the socks "
The reason for socks before jocks is for the chance foot fungus contaminating your jocks. Might be worth the extra standing up |
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