So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Every male that comes on the forum saying they only joined and are disappointed they are not knee deep in pussy is ten a penny really. 
Were you expecting to be knee deep in good auld Pussy Valley because sometimes the rumours that are put about are really only rumours. Your profile says you were here before and verified and you came back, so in essence, you know the score already. There’s loads of leg work to be put in and not that type of leg work before you get excited.
Someone will be along in a minute now to say “get yourself to socials it’s the only way to get yourself about”, then another one saying “but I’m not verified and can’t get to a social”, then another saying “but bud there’s unverified socials two and get along to them and get yourself known” and then someone will come along and say “I can’t get to a social coz the wife doesn’t know I’m here trying to ride a few yokes”.
You getting the picture I’m painting here my friend, it’s not Pussy Central or Knee Deep Valley, it’s Fab and you gotta long haul yourself for the rewards but they come slow and hard but a lot of it is down to luck and don’t get mystified in the fog of bullshit either.  |
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As posh said above. You say you are not new to this, so you should know how thing are here on fab. A few pics and more in your bio will help. It's a marathon on here,not a sprint. Best of luck though.  |
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"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢"
See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ? |
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"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢
See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"
Set to music too - "I'm forever blowing bubbles" |
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By *rRiosMan 16 weeks ago
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"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢
See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"
Been here before you say? Was there cake last time?  |
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"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢
See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?"
You need a the platinum membership |
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"Ah flip OP... we'd the welcome party arranged for later this evening. It's not going to be the same now, so I'm away to cancel the lady we'd booked to jump out of the giant cake 😢
See this is where its at. Naked ladies jumping out of cake with lots of cream. Is it too much to ask for ?
Been here before you say? Was there cake last time? "
There was tea and crumpet to be fair |
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"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"
I did all that...you were busy you said... |
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"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"
And I let you cop a feel ffs 🙄 |
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By *eordie.Woman 16 weeks ago
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"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"
I've forgotten what you look like
You'll have to drop by again  |
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"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more
I've forgotten what you look like
You'll have to drop by again "
You're way to busy working sure. You must be the busiest retired person I know |
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"So I've patiently waited a long and torturous 336hrs (14 days) before finally being allowed to post on the forums. 336 hours of messaging every single woman in this site from here to Timbuktu and I must say I'm very disappointed. There's no songs with my name, no hot sexy dancing ladies in bikinis to welcome me, no cake or balloons or bunting either ... what gives ? I have to say I was expecting more"
for the love of God don't mention cake on here or you'll get everyone worked up.
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"I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol
Why so hasty ? I'm only new here. Doesn't everyone deserve a chance to settle in before uploaded 100 pics of the willy. Baby steps "
Who said anything about your willy? I mean a girls gotta know what you look like in some shape or form and what you're looking for? That's not a lot to ask. |
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People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.
There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.
If only I was in charge... |
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"I'd say no photos, no info, no interest. Lol
Why so hasty ? I'm only new here. Doesn't everyone deserve a chance to settle in before uploaded 100 pics of the willy. Baby steps
Who said anything about your willy? I mean a girls gotta know what you look like in some shape or form and what you're looking for? That's not a lot to ask. "
Hold it there fingers.... I never said anything about 'My willy', that aside You are right about needing to have some idea about what someone looks like but what if you don't look good? It's it every bit as important to have good personality as much as good looks ? |
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"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.
There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.
If only I was in charge..."
Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?
Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.
Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time |
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"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.
There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.
If only I was in charge...
Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?
Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.
Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time"
It was the naughty chair I think...
And don't remind me 😈😱 |
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"People who leave and keep coming back should be punished as traitors. You have to stick with it through the good times and bad times.
There should be a public vote to allow you back and then you should have to wait a year to post on the forums. And a face pic on your profile.
If only I was in charge...
Who would be crazy enough to put a scientist in charge ?
Hold on a second, you can't go and use my words against me. That's against the rules.
Your gonna be put on the naughty step again. You know what happened the last time
It was the naughty chair I think...
And don't remind me 😈😱"
you said you liked that  |
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